Iss chapter mein shiva aur raavi donon ki ek beti hai.jiska naam hai "raashi" .raashi bilkul raavi ki tarah nautanki hai . masti mazak , singing ,dancing,ussey bahut pasand hai. Shiva ki tarah mathematics mein bahut achhi hai....gussa karne mein gunda karne mein woh bilkul shiva par gayi hai!

"Papaaaa....." .

"Haan ?".

"Aapka chef shiva pandya special fish kab ready hoga???".

Shiva - Raashi! Beta woh fish nahi dish hota hai!".

Raashi - haan haan wahin same same copy paste! .kab ready hoga? Raavi mumma aati hi hongi!

Shiva kitchen se bahar aakar raashi ka kaan pakad leta hai....

Shiva - kya kahan tune? Raavi mumma? Tu toh aise bol rahi hai jaise teri do teen aur mummyan hai ...raavi ke baad!

Raashi - sorry sorry...ab se nahi bolungi....mumma....ahhh papa dard ho rahi hai....

Shiva - zyada zor se pakad liya kya maine?

Raashi - nahi "ittu sa" 🤌.

Shiva - nautanki!😙 Achha yahan aa aur bata...yeh kaise bane hai!

Shiva raashi ko apni gaud mein uthakar kitchen plateform mein baithata hai. Aur apni banayi hui dish taste karata hai.

Shiva - bata kaisa laga?

Raashi ko taste utna pasand nahi aata lekin apne papa ka handsome chehra dekh kar kha leti hai 😂

Raashi - oh my God papa! Can't believe....aap toh mister thief ho.... Mujhe to yakin hi nahin ho raha oh god ....

Shiva confuse ho jata hai aur sochne lagta hai ki thief kya hota hai?

Shiva - beta shayad tu "master chef " bolna chahti hai....kyuki thief toh chor ko kehte hai!

Raashi - haan haan papa wahin same same copy paste!

Shiva - vaise yah sach bol rahi hai tu matlab teri Mummy ko pasand to aaega na kyunki maine bahut mehnat ki hai vaise bhi Tujhe pasand aa Gaya toh ussey bhi pasand aa hi jaega!

Evening 5 pm
Raavi office se thaki Hari Ghar wapas aati hai uske pair bahut dard ho rahe hote hai Shiva aur Raashi ussey dekhte hain aur uske liye backyard decorate karte Hain Shiva Raavi ke pairon ko massage karne ke liye oil leke aata hai....

Raashi - Bhootnath! Ruko....hum mumma ki special entry karenge.....

Shiva - woh sab toh theek hai! Lekin....( Uske gaal kheechtey huye) kya boli tu? Bhootnath? Main Bhootnath?

Raashi - haan toh mumma bhi toh bolti hai....its okay( cutely) aap sirf mumma se pyaar karte ho issliye aap sirf unko hi Bhoothnath bolne dete ho....mujhe nahi saachi bikul sahi bolti hai....aaplog mujhe Somnath temple se leke aaye ho.....!

Shiva ko bahut gussa aata hai , toh woh thoda gussa ho jaata hai.

Shiva - chal apne kamre mein Jaaa....koi surprise vurprise nahi hoga!!!!

Raashi - par papa-"

Shiva - papa bhi mat bol ....somnath se utha kar laaye hai nah tujhe? (Shiva ka ankh gusse se laal ho jaata hai aur aansuuu+🔥)

Raashi ko samjh aata hai ki usne kuch galat kahan hai . Shiva wahan se jaane hi waala hota hai ki-"

Raashi - sorry papa! I'm sorry ab se nahi bolungi!! Main aapki beti hoon....aaplog somnath temple se uthakar nahi laaye ho....woh toh saachi gadhedi hai! (Rote huye) kuch bhi bolti hai bhootni!

Shiva hansne lagta hai,aur ussey galey laga leta hai!

Shiva - nautanki 2.O !!!😙😂 Aaj ke baad aisa mat bolna! Warna kissi band, chocolates band,ghumi ghumi band,story telling band,aur yeh hugging bhi "band"!!!

Raashi - okay! But papa hum humein mumma ko suscription bhi toh dena hai! Mumma thak gayi hai dekho nah....

Shiva - tu nah dadi ke sath hindi sikha kar.... English nahi! Please....pata nahi meri nazuk si bacchi ko konsi english sikha rahi hai maaa.....!

Raashi aur shiva hansne lagte hai.....!

""Ehhh bhyiii raasi!!! Meri phool si bacchi ki bacchi!".

ShiShi - lo aaa gayi musibat! (Apna sar pakadte huye)

Prafulla - idhar aa dekh...main kya laayi hoon....teri mumma ke bachpann ke kapde, sweater!!!!

Raashi - wowww!!! Yeh toh kitne acche hai!
Mujhe bhi dikhao nah nani!

Shiva yeh sab dekh kar sochta hai, Jaa kar Biwi ke sath time spend kiya jaaye🌚🌝 kyuki raashi shiva ko akele chhodti nahi hai . Raavi ke office se aane ke baad uske sath khelne lag jaati hai . Bahut mushkil se milta hai!🌝

Raavi - idiot, stupid, gadheda, -"

Shiva - aree aree abhi tak toh main dhang se andar aaya bhi nahi aur tune mujhe gaali dena shuru bhi kardiya.....

Raavi - shi..shiva main tujhe gaali nahi de rahi thi..woh toh mera idiot boss, jab dekho burden daal deta hai mujhpe....

Shiva - woh toh hai saala agar chhutti de deta toh humari chhoti si family bhi Goa trip pe chali jaati....khair chhod.... chipkali main kya keh raha tha.....

"Hum tum....ek kamre mein bandh ho....".

"Aur raaashi aa jaaye.....!".

Shiva - nahi aayegi....meri ex aayi hai nah ghar pe uske sath baat kar rahi hai....tu mujhpar concerntrate kar nah ....

Raavi - shiva....mujhe nahi karna yeh sab....main thak gayi hoon....aur waise bhi Christmas aane waali hai raashi ke school mein bhi party hai....mujhe uski diary check karni hogi....

Raavi mud kar jaane hi waali hoti hai....

Baahar se koi andar na aa sake

(Shiva darwaaze ke aage khada ho jaata hai...aur door lock kardeta hai)

Andar se koi bahar na ja sake

(Aur raavi ka hath pakadkar ussey apni ore kheechta hai....)

Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho

(Uske kamar par hath rakhta hai)

Hum... tum... ek kamre mein band ho Aur chabi kho jaaye

(Shiva starts touching Raavi sensually....Raavi gets lost in Shiva's touch.Shiva pins Raavi to the wall)

Hum tum ek kamre mein band ho Aur chabi kho jaaye

(Shiva starts touching Raavi again....she tries to stop Shiva but......Shiva grabs Raavi's hands.He looks at Her romantically....and here our heroine hipnotised)

Tere naino ke bhul bhulaiya me Bobby kho jaaye

Hum tum ek kamre mein band ho Aur chabi kho jaaye

(Now Raavi flipped their position she pins Shiva to the wall....she starts playing with his shirt buttons. both get lost in each other's eyes The distance between two starts decreasing...and the next moment their lips met....Raavi grabs Shiva's shirt and pulls him towards her with all her might. Shiva dips his fingers inside Raavi's kurti. Shiva starts touching Raavi's bare back. As soon as his hands reach Raavi's bra...he unbuttons them. Again he flipped their position, he attacks her neck and starts kissing her. Raavi removes Shiva's shirt. Now both have got lot of buildup, so Shiva lifts her up and takes her to the bed. Laying Raavi on the bed, himself on top of her....but before he could do anything ...

Raashi - mumma...papa....

inside the room, Shiva and Raavi gets shocked....

Shiva - meri kab beti hui?

Raashi hears this and starts crying loudly.

Raashi - hhhhh....saachi sahi bolti hai mujhe somnath temple se utha kar laaye hai....hhhh...dadi...badi mumma, zombie papa,kreesh chachu....

Raavi slaps Shiva on the shoulder after hearing Rashi crying.

Raavi - shiva kaisa hai tu? Apni beti ko bolta hai meri kab beti hui? Tuu...tu..hatt meri raashi ro rahi hai....

Raavi throws Shiva on the other side of the bed and stands up and comes out of the room adjusting her clothes.Everyone is also reached there. When Raavi opens the door, Suman and Raashi are looking her  murderous eyes she gets scared seeing them....Three monkeys are giggling behind Suman .

Suman - eh markundi gaay! Tune aur siva ne meri poti ko pehchanne se mana kardiya? Tamē kahyuṁ kē tamē lōkō tēnē ōḷakhatā nathī? Krishhhh chadi la meri....

Raavi - maa..maaa..maa kaisi baatein kar rahe ho? Main meri raashi ko aisa bolungi? Aapko lagta hai? Aur raashi....beta aap room mein chalo thoda.....

Raavi stares at Raashi and says...Seeing his mother in the form of Chandi Mata, Raashi gets scared and starts acting.

Raashi - it's okay mumma ....aap aise mujhse sorry bologe toh mujhe achha nahi lagega....aap yeh btao Bhoothnath kahan hai?

Raavi (in mind) - Bhoothnath ki bacchi ....aaj issey aur iske Bhoothnath donon ko batati hoon....

Raavi - shiva!!!!( She calls Shiva)

Shiva just comes out of the room without wearing his shirt....

Shiva - Hum tum ek kamre mein band ho Aur chabi kho jaaye....(pause) maaa!!!! Gaumbi!!! Bhabhi!!!! Piddi!!!!

Suman - ehhh sivaa chilla kyu raha hai? Yahin khade hai nah sab? Au...aur teri shirt kis chhune ne kutar di?

Krish - maa rehne dona....kya aap bhi woh chhuha toh pichhle 5 saal se iss ghar mein hai....ab toh ussey shiva ki acchi khaasi dosti hogyi hai....haina shiva?

Suman - aree krish tu-"

Raashi - oh shittttt!!!!!!!( Loudly)

Everyone - ab tujhe kya hua?

Raashi - mumma papa ka abbrivation suscription!!!!

Suman - oh God!

KriDhaGaum - aree koi humein bhi batayega????

Shiva - raashi! Beta woh anniversary surprise hota hai........joh tune already ghar waalon ko bula kar kharab kardiya( in low voice)

Raashi - haan haan same same copy paste!

Shiva - maa please... meri beti ko itni acchi English mat sikha....ek dinn hum haar jaayenge issey....

Sumam takes it as a compliment and nodded.

Dhara - hey bhagwan main yeh kaise bhool gayi?

Raashi - badi mumma aap buddhi ho rahi ho nah issliye....

Dhara - ahhh shhh badmash!

Everyone starts laughing .

Then the whole family wishes them. ShiVi cut the cake together and celebrates 5 year of togetherness,Then everyone dances in yaadon ki baarat . Everyone gets tired and goes to their respective rooms to sleep.

In shiVi's Room

Shiva - raashi!!! Raashi!!! Beta theek hai nah sorry ....kaan pakdoon apna?

Raashi is sitting in a corner with mouth puffed up like an angry bird. wearing her mumma's teddy bear sweater.

Shiva - raashi!!! Raashi...aree yaar chipkali tera sahi hai....so gayi aakar sala nah mujhe kuch mila ....karne ko ....ulta yeh chhoti chipkali gussa ho gayi hai.....aree baby sorry nah....mera baccha.....mera teddy....sorry.....hey somnath ab mujhe do meri tarah sidhe sadhe ladke chahiye baat khatam....laundey natak toh nahi karte kam se kam!