Well, Ocelomeh ( Meh, every time I read it, it's MEH that get me ) won, but when I saw that there will be 11 monsters girls I shuttered... It's such a weird number, isn't it? So, here - have one more cuz 12 is nice and even.

( Reader P.o.V )

Your House

I was at the entrance and already grabbed my head in the dispair. I didn't need Junko since there was Kuroko who just happened to have news for me which is not good... I also don't have to think too much over it as a squad of builders already dropped by, doing their magic tricks and adding a room to the mansion I live in.

Knowing that there's another one coming around I already warned them to be chill. Kina didn't like it and decided to stay with me while - surprise - Bellona, Blanc and Cici had a fight over who's gonna show the new meat who's the alpha here. From noises I hear, they're still at with Persi and Ami watching them while eating popcorn.

Cathyl just left to do her daily task and training while Nephrite got her servants to prepare a welcoming feast for the newcomer. Koyuki - even bigger surprise - was asleep in her room, I doubt she's gonna be up for a while.

Kina : I don't like this...

(Y/N) : I get you're a bit... annoyed, at the situation but there's no need to worry.

Getting on my toes I pat her head, causing her to blush madly before hugging me - and squashing my face right between her breasts - to hide it. We stayed like that for a bit when I heard car noises and saw a van heading towards us. It stopped in not too far away and Kuroko jumped out the passanger seat while the back opened up.

And she stepped out... An amazon cat girl...

She's got quite big... pair of tits, I don't know her so I cannot speak of her personality. Her eyes got predatory gleam as she threw a sport bag on the ground and then pulled out a mayan sword from the back as well.

Kuroko : Okay, listen (Y/N), this is a very sudden case and only you come to mind.

(Y/N) : Not the first time.

Kuroko : Hey, yeah, same thing happened with Bellona, didn't it? Anyway this is-

Ixchel : My name is Ixchel, I'm a jaguar warrior. I take it you're the chief of this household?

(Y/N) : Yes...?

Ixchel : You supposedly have a crowd of women fighting for your attention but you do not have to worry anymore.

(Y/N) : Oh?

Ixchel : I've already defeated Smith. I will easily take down the rest and secure my position as your proper mate.

Good thing I didn't drink anything or I'd spit it all out. Ixchel looked Kina up and down before huffing at her and going inside with her bag and sword. I looked between the door where Jaguar went, Oni who is probably at the very of her patience and grumpy agent.

Kina : I have had enough! I got along with everyone even when they said how they'll try taking you away but some cat openly declaring war I will not accept!

She turned and charged inside the house. I could feel her footsteps. Seems like she finally broke. I give her the highest honor of surviving so long without breaking but I guess there had to be a moment when the dam finally explode rather than just broke.

Kuroko : She's a good competitor. After seeing your picture and explaining more about you she just declared a duel on me and before I could react, twisted my arm and smashed my face in the ground.

I looked at her as she took off her glasses - or rather sunglasses - and I my jaw dropped. She's got a blackeye... I didn't know if I should laugh and stopped myself before fully taking it into consideration. Instead I took Kuroko inside and gave her a frozen slab of meat.

(Y/N) : So, how bad is it?

Kuroko : Blackeye, bruised ribs and a few scratches and other bruises. Seeing as I'm human she didn't even use her weapon but I walked straight into that one. I didn't expect her to be so fast, she got to me before I even got to fire second sleeping dart, noting that first one was a complete miss.

(Y/N) : Just stay here and rest, your driver left so feel free to stay for tonight.

Kuroko : Is it an invitation for some fun~?

(Y/N) : Don't try it. I feel bad for you so accept my kindness or I'll call taxi.

Kuroko : Your house your rules... for now.

(Y/N) : What is that suppose to mean?

Kuroko : Well, there was a bit of a change in rules and-

Suddenly a loud crush got our attention. I jumped out of kitchen and ran upstairs where I barely dodged and swipe of claws. Kina had her kanabo in hand and tried to squash the newcomer jaguar but she was too fast but she couldn't do anything either as getting in range for Kina to grab her would be an instant loss.

(Y/N) : Calm down right now! You're wrecking the house!

Everyone gathered to watch the fight and when I tried to stop them physically but I was thrown to the side by Ixchel who pushed me into the room nearest to her and returned to fighting Kina. I hit something and looked up to see stuff falling from the shelf above me. I barely managed to cover my head when a box bounced off of my arms and hit the floor breaking open.

The box spilled it's inside like gutted fish, except those were sparkly. I saw a wide variety of crystals and I can only guess they're magical in nature since this is Nephrite room and only gems she normally has are those in her jewelry. Weird enough they all scattered in nearly perfect star-like shape with a single gem flying under the door.

Kuroko : Are you okay?!

Nephrite : Are you pantyraiding my room?! I saw it in indicent books!

As the two women entered the room, Kuroko kicked the gem causing it slide to the rest. I groaned and as I got up I saw a cut on my hand, blood dripping from it. I looked at the single drop falling off and landing on the gems...

They're lighting up!

I was pushed once more and landed back under the shelf with an annoyed groan but then I saw a figure in a place where the crystals were. The magical explosion had to stop what was happening just in the hallway outside as everyone looked inside. The figure let out an evil laugh and the smoke cleared up...

It might have been more intimidating if it wasn't for the fact she was about Ami size and posture, the only scaring thing being a large scythe in her hand as she laughed while swinging it.

??? : Finally I am free to spread the loli glory!

Kuroko : Do you have necessary documents for moving into the human world?

??? : E-Eh?

Kuroko : If you don't then MON will have you escort to our HQ where you will be sent back home.

??? : No! I just got summoned! Don't do this to me!

She was red in the face, with some tears forming in the corners of her eyes but I guess it's more from anger and embarrassment rather than actual sadness. I got up and patted her head, causing her to look up at me with a happy, almost child-like smile before turning to Kuroko.

??? : I see, so he was the one to summon me!

(Y/N) : I'm (Y/N) (L/N) and I was the one to summon you... Even if it was a complete accident.

??? : How does one accidentaly summon a demon?

Nephrite : Once I tried to speak in latin and summoned a monster that ate my sleep paralysis demon.

(Y/N) : What?

Nephrite : What?

Jezebeth : My name is Jezebeth and I'm a Baphomet, you may call me Beth if you'd like, big bro. It's easier to scream in the bed~

Kina : Another one?!

Jezebeth : I mean he did summon me... Besides, except for two others you're all so disgusting, swing all that chest fat and trying to be attractive like that. Being so big probably means you must be pretty loose too~! Hahaha!

Bellona : What did you say you little goat wannabe devil?!

Jezebeth : Oh~? Strike a nerve, did I? I mean you're a bitch, are you not? Who knows what mounted you~!

Bellona : Let me at her, I'll bite her face off!

Jezebeth : You're way too ease to tease~! Besides I'm the best choice here! I mean what other choice does he have? A human, big Oni, cold undead and a pair of pussycats? Hahah! Only the cyclope and spider girl can be my true competition!

Kuroko : I'm calling MON...

Cici : It's not like you'd have any chance in our competition~!

Jezebeth : Oh~? I like bets and challanges!

Bellona : We fight over who can actually be with him so with your flimsy build you'd have trouble keeping up.

Ixchel : My senses tell me that something's wrong...

Jezebeth : I... can't keep up? Ha- hahahah! Oh that's good!

With a snap of her fingers a giant explosion knocked everyone in the corridor down, except for Ixchel who jumped like a spring the moment she saw the little devil do a move. Jezebeth looked down on everyone laying down.

Jezebeth : No, no, no. It's you who can't keep up! Besides, don't you know? Baphomet has the best pussy of all monster girls so you lost the moment I appeared! I'm also one of the strongest monsters and I have powerful magic!

She laughed over them and I knew that there has to be something done. If just a snap of her fingers took down someone like Kina and someone as stubborn as Bellona there's no way this whole MON has any chances in actual fight.

Think (Y/N)... She acts like a kid and tries to show how good and amazing she is... I think this is the dumbest idea yet.

(Y/N) : If you don't stop I'll hate you.

The sound of shattering glass followed as Jezebeth stopped laughing. Even Ixchel stopped in her tracks of getting her sword back from corridor. The Baphomet turned around to face me hesitantly as if she had rusty gears with tears in her eyes.

Jezebeth : But-

(Y/N) : No, you have to say sorry to everyone and get along. I'll allow you to stay - mostly to make sure she won't detonate something during child-like temper tantrum - and even have a go at this whole thing girls do but you must do as I say.

Jezebeth : But-

(Y/N) : No butts except for your own on the move to help the girls. You'll either do as I say or you can go back home because I don't want to even try at being with someone so mean.

Jezebeth : ...I'm sorry...

The Baphomet blushed in embarrassment and complete shame as she helped girls, using her magic to heal and said sorry to each and every one of them. I smiled happy that this situation was resolved with minimal hallway explosion and probably some hate on Beth but if she'll act as said it should be fine.

Koyuki : Hmm? What happened here?

The moth girl stepped out of her room from across the hallway, looking at the damage and all of the monster girls with sour expressions. Everyone stared at her in amazement as she missed everything. With a loud sound of something something dropping Cathyl stood on the stairs with her eyes wide open and jaw dropped almost to the floor and milk spilling from a metal container.

Jezebeth : You... have a... holostaur here?!

Cathyl : Hey! I'm a minotaur!

Jezebeth : Oh, okay then~!

Suddenly the wall behind me blew up and a giant in armor stood behind me yelling. Ami jumped in Persi's arms who in turn jumped on the wall behind her. Bellona fell on her behind with Kina following and causing a loud clap. Nephrite jumping in her servants' arms while went completely stiff. Blanc and Ixchel jumped and - using their claws - stuck to the ceiling. Koyuki was full awake with her eyes wide open, trying to understand what happened and Cathyl tumbled down the stairs. Beth hide behind me legs with a screech of absolute terror. I screamed along with everyone else but Smith just sighed and slowly put her hand on her forehead.

Timeskip

After fixing stuff up

Tio : Sorry for that entrance but Smith told us to do it as fast as we can.

Zombina : I enjoyed blowing up a wall!

Tio : She's sorry too.

Zombina : I'm n-

Tio slapped her hand against Zombina's mouth, effectively silencing her and almost taking her head off completely. Builders came in to fix everything and after MON left - with Doppel getting Manako back from sniper position - (Y/N) sat everyone in the living room since Smith had something to say.

Kuroko : The laws changed for the better. With high affinity between humans and monsters it's officially allowed to form interspecies couples!

Everyone cheered and quickly stared at (Y/N) who looked at the agent dumbfounded.

Kuroko : So, I offer simple solution to this. I doubt anyone will back away from words so we'll form a harem... For some of you it's pretty normal, for others... well, not so much. It's the best option without anyone killing each other. You can still have your competitions - Bellona, Cici and Blanc let out a sigh of relief - but you're all with him. Including me, I and myself of course.

(Y/N) : I mean, I live with them for quite a while and all but when it comes to knowing them so personally-

Kuroko : I came prepared!

She pulled out a bunch of sticks with diffrent lenghts and held them out in a way that they all seemed the same length.

Kuroko : Well, partially prepared. We're going on dates with you. Getting to know your harem with one on one is easier than a cluster of horny women.

Bellona : We're letting Kina go first, right?

Kina : Really?

Blanc : I mean... we're kind of sorry for getting you all sad and angry. You're so nice we feel bad for causing it... You don't have to play and can go first.

Kuroko : I don't have any for Ixchel or Bethy, but since you're the last ones in...

Ixchel : I'm before the squirt, she caused more problems.

Jezebeth : Hey! I wanna go on a date too! I want my big bro to carry me around like his beloved little sister~!

Kuroko : It's only fair that you're last after what you did and said.

Jezebeth : Meanies...

Kuroko : So, aside from out top three come over and make your choice!

I looked - and I'm not gonna lie - awaited the results with anticipation. They all picked one stick with Smith holding the last one. Before others said anything I saw Cathyl smiling a lot with Bellona and Smith following... I guess I know who came out on the very top.

So yeah, so far the votes are :

1. Kina

2. Cathyl

3. Bellona

4. Kuroko

Waiting for other girls as such :

- Persephone

- Nephrite

- Ami

- Blanc

- Cici

- Koyuki