Y/N: Where did you put it, you she devil?!

Widow: I ain't talking, twerp!

Viv walked into the living room to find the couch flipped upside down and several of the pillows thrown around the room. Standing in the middle was you and Widow, both holding knives to each other.

Widow: Just put the knife down, you little shit.

Y/N: Fuck you, mommy milkers!

Viv: What is happening?

Y/N: Widow changed the channel to Keeping up with the Kardashians and refuses to give me the remote.

Widow: I'm tired of watching those old movies.

Viv watched as you both circled each other. You both looked like feral animals.

The elevator opened and Sam walked in with Miles and Kamala. They noticed the scene before them and froze.

Kamala: What the heck is going on?

Y/N: I don't want to hurt you, Widow.

Widow: I do!

She threw her knife which landed in your shoulder. Everyone screamed as they looked at the knife that was now stabbed into your shoulder.

Y/N: WHY?!

Widow: It was just an instinct!

Miles: Oh my god!

You all contiued to scream as you pulled the knife out and looked at it.

Y/N: AHHHHHHH!

Widow: AHHHHHHHH!

Sam/Kamala/Miles: AHHHHHHHH!

Viv: ahhhhhhh.
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Y/N: You're a horrible caretaker.

Widow: I never claimed to be a good one.

You were now sitting on the couch beside the others. While Riri and Danny didn't have to witness the horrors of Widow stabbing you, they did hear about it from Viv who had recorded the entire thing.

Y/N: Whatever.

Widow: Now, if you're done moping around...

Y/N: You stabbed me!

Widow: We have important manner to discuss. As some of you may know, shadowing day is coming up.

Danny: Shadowing day? Could someone explain?

Viv: Avenger shadowing day is a day where the members of the Program shadow an Avenger for a day.

Widow: So in other words, you all will be following around one of the Avengers for a day to see how things are done by the professionals.

Y/N: Will they stab me?

Widow: I'm going to do it again if you keep bringing it up.

You just crossed your arms and mumbled to yourself. Widow dismissed you all and headed to the kitchen. That just left you all there to discuss among yourselves.

Danny: I wonder who I'll be paired with.

Sam just had a love struck face as he imagined the possibilities.

Sam: I hope I get Wanda. That would be awesome.

Riri: The Scarlet Witch? Why?

Sam: I can think of two very nice reasons.

The girls watched as the guys all suddenly had red faces as they imagined Wanda in their heads.

Wanda: My dear Y/N~

Y/N: Heh. Yeah I, I can see why.

Miles: Dude, I think I want to be paired with her.

Danny: Perhaps that would be...absolutely amazing.

Sam: Y-Yeah.

The four of you all sat there imagining spending time with Wanda while the girls all stared at you.

Riri: Seriously?

Kamala shook her head but smiled.

Kamala: I hope I get to hang out with Carol Denvers.

You smiled and hummed as you thought about Wanda.

???: Sssshe'sss hot.

Y/N: Yeah. Yeah she is.

Riri: She is what?

You opened your eyes and looked at your team. They were looking at you oddly.

Y/N: Huh? Didn't someone say Wanda is hot.

Sam: She is.

Miles: But no one said it.

Widow came back to the room and held up a tablet.

Widow: So, the pairs are as followed.

Riri with Tony Stark.

Kamala with Bruce Banner.

Sam with Thor.

Danny with Wanda Maximoff.

Viv with Clint Barton.

Y/N with Natasha Romanova.

Y/N: Oh God. My Avenger is going to stab me.

Widow: I will find a spoon I swear to God, Y/N.

Y/N: The fuck is a spoon?!

The team looked at the two of you as you started to bicker back and forth. It seemed like the two of you were always at each other's throats.

???: At leassst ssshe hasss nice titsss.

You suddenly blushed at the comment and turned back to the others.

Y/N: Who the hell said that?!

The others looked at each other.

Danny: No one said anything.

Were you just imagining things? If so, the hell were you thinking?
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You were asleep in your bed later that night.

???: Long dick ssstyle.

Your eyes shot open and you sat up. You looked around scared.

Y/N: Hello? Anyone?
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You were taking a shower the next morning.

???: Nice cock.

You opened your eyes and looked around. However, the soap got into your eyes and you screamed out in pain.
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You were brushing your teeth a bit later.

???: Titssss!

You looked around again in fear. However, you began to choke on the toothpaste which made it hard to breathe.

Y/N: air!
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Widow: Let me get this straight. You think the tower is haunted?

You had told Widow about what's been happening which caused her to rub her temples. You were now in the living room where she and Viv were watching TV.

Y/N: Yes.

Widow: And you think it might be a guy ghost?

Y/N: Like, 99% sure.

Viv: I do not detect any abnormal happenings within the tower.

You sighed. Maybe it was just you imagining things. You sat down on the couch next to Widow and decided to watch TV with the girls.

That was until Widow jumped up and glared at you.

Widow: You...You have some nerve, you little punk!

You held your hands up.

Y/N: What? What did I do?

Widow: Don't think I didn't feel you trying to cope a feel!

Y/N: I didn't!

Widow grunted and stormed off. You just sat there confused. What just happened?
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Y/N: And I she said I tried to cope a feel.

Sam: Did you?

Y/N: No.

Sam: Wuss.

You were at Joyce's Mexican Madness with Danny, Sam, and Miles as you told them about your weird going ons. The weird voice was what really got you.

It seemed to follow you everywhere.

Miles: So you're saying you've been hearing a voice since yesterday and now people are getting groped?

You nodded.

Danny: Fascinating. It appears that you seem to have an issue.

He took a drink of his soda.

Danny: But I missed the part where that's my problem.

Y/N: Gee, thanks. I appreciate the help.

Sam: Dude, just own up to it. I wish I had the balls you do to cope a feel. I mean, you guys have seen her, right?

You just dropped your head onto the table.

???: He getsss it.

There it was again. What the hell was it?
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You were sitting in your room alone as you tried to focus. This voice was getting more and more loud. Like it was just someone talking to you. But, no one was there

Y/N: If you're there, I just want to talk.

Nothing.

You just sighed. You stood up and raised a hand to the bandanna around your neck. What could you do to get that voice to speak again.

You suddenly had an idea. You stood up and looked at the time. 8:45 PM. That means Widow was taking her shower. You knew what you had to do, and you were prepared to do it.

You took a deep breath and sprinted out of your room. You then hurried towards Widow's room.

Y/N: Widow, I'm sorry but I need to do this!

You pushed the door down and ran to her bathroom. Steam was coming out from the shower and you blushed at what you were about to do.

Widow: Y/N?!

Y/N: I'm sorry!

You grabbed the shower door and swung it open. There, in all her glory, was Natasha. The only thing covering her body was the white steam which you could see through.

And you felt your bandanna move.

???: HOLY SSSSHIT!!!!!

Y/N: FOUND YOU!

Widow: AHHHHHHHHH!

SMACK!!!
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You and Widow stood in front of the table and looked at your bandanna. Viv was hunched over it scanning it.

Widow: So, you weren't just being a perv.

She was now dressed in a pair of Grey shorts and a black tank top.

Y/N: Sorry about barging in. I really wasn't trying to sneak a peek.

But you totally did. And it was magical. Though your face still stung as evident of the red handprint still on your cheek.

Viv: Scans are complete.

Viv stood back up and turned to you and Widow.

Viv: I have detected traces of an extraterrestrial source. Data remains inconclusive so I cannot analyze its origin.

So your bandanna, the one the Old Man gave you before he died, had an alien on it? What the hell? And it was perverted.

Widow: We can have someone at the compound look into it.

You suddenly looked a bit worried.

Y/N: What? W-What are they going to do to it?

Widow looked at you with a raised brow.

Widow: Depends. Are you okay, kid? You seemed worried.

Well, yeah. You didn't want to lose the only thing you had to remember the Old Man by.

Y/N: I just....it means a lot to me. I don't want anyone to destroy it or anything.

Widow: I doubt they will. I'll send it to the compound for research.

You sighed and looked at the bandanna.

Y/N: Alright. Fine.

You just wanted some answers for once.

Besides, you could get it back on shadowing day.