Program: Monster, Wasp, Gwenpool, Ms. Marvel, Spiderman, Ironheart, Nova, Stature, Viv, Hulking, Wiccan, Iron Fist

Avengers: Ironman, Black Widow, Wasp (Janet), Captain America, Ant-Man, Tigra

Monster:
Year 1

You were about four days into your grounding, thanks Widow, when you found yourself bored to tears.

Y/N: This sucks. School is out, there's no missions, and I'm grounded. Never got grounded with Felicia.

Venom: You alssso never got laid with Felicia either.

Y/N: Besides the point.

You just sighed as you ate your cereal. If only there was something to do.

Gwen: Y/N!

Y/N: Ahhhhhh!

Gwen suddenly appeared beside you from a cloud of smoke.

Y/N: Why?!

Gwen: You, mister, owe me cuddles and kisses! I got my ass kicked because of you and I'm tired of being sidelined! I didn't even get my own Arc before Nadia showed up and she got, like, two and a half to herself!

Wait, was she talking to you or...

Gwen: You know damn well who I'm talking to, Ivan.

Uh...

Gwen: Let me have my time in the spotlight!

How?

Gwen: I want a lemon.

No.

Gwen: Fine. Give me an implied sex scene like Wanda.

I....you know what? Whatever.

Gwen smiled and grabbed your hand before pulling you along by force.

Y/N: What's happening?!

Venom: Hahahaha! Get ready for a ride, kiddo!

Y/N: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
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Y/N: I don't even know what to say.

You laid in bed beside Gwen. While you were staring at the roof in confusion, shock, and awe, Gwen looked pretty damn satisfied.

Gwen: I knew those handcuffs would come in handy. And that blindfold.

Y/N: You broke the cuffs. How did you break the cuffs?

Gwen: Shhhhhh. Don't question things.

No, seriously. You needed answers. For a lot of things, actually. You changed over the hour. You changed.

Gwen: Let's go again!

Y/N: Mercy.

Venom: You're gonna kill the poor boy.

Gwen: He can heal. Now, should we use the wand or the gag?

Y/N: Save me, somebody.

Your prayers weren't answered.
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After managing to escape by the grace of some God, you dragged yourself to the kitchen to try and find something to hydrate yourself.

You reached the kitchen and Venom expanded to the sink where he grabbed a clean cup and filled withbwith water. He then held it for you as you drank it.

Venom: Gotta ssssay, I've never sssseen anything like that before.

Y/N: I've never been so sore in my entire life.

You chuged the water and Venom got more. That's when Nadia walked in with a smile on her face. She stopped when she noticed you on the ground.

Nadia: Uh...you okay?

Y/N: I feel so violated.

Venom: He'sss fine. You ssseem happy? The therapy thing go good?

Ever since her meltdown, Nadia started taking medication for her Bi Polar Disorder. Janet also found an amazing therapist for her to see which has apparently been doing good. It was her second session and she was already noticeably much happier.

Nadia: Yep! Actually, she helped me out with something.

Y/N: How to not be so adorable?

Nadia: Nope. I'm gonna have a birthday party in order to make up for all the years without one.

You slowly lifted your head and looked at Venom.

Y/N: People have birthday parties? That's a thing?

Nadia looked at you surpised.

Nadia: Wait, have you never had a party before either?

You shook your head. Nadia gasped and pulled out her phone. She sent someone a text and you suddenly felt your phone ringing. You pulled it out and answered it.

Y/N: Mmmmmmmmm....hello?

Widow: We're throwing you a party too.

How did she respond that fast?

Y/N: I thought I was grounded.

Widow: The party won't be til the end of the week. How old are you?

Y/N: 15. I think.

Widow: Well happy early 16 birthday, kid. Congrats for making it this far.

Y/N: But...

Widow: You're getting a birthday party. No arguing or I will buy a spoon just to stab you with it.

Y/N: So, a party. Sounds....fun?

Widow: Good boy.

She hung up and you sighed.

Gwen then walked into the kitchen and spotted you.

Gwen: There you are.

She walked over and grabbed your ankle.

Gwen: Sorry, gotta barrow him for another hour. Or two. Or five.

Nadia: Uh, okay?

Gwen began to drag you along as you dug your nails into the floor. Your eyes were filled with fear, and your scream was horrible.

No God could save you now.
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3 days after the decision, it was time to party. Or, something.

You had asked Nadia practically everyday if she was really okay with you crashing her party the way you were going to. She, of course, said she didn't mind and actually seemed to enjoy the idea. Didn't make you feel any better.

Miles: Dude, that looks painful.

You were I your room showing your friends your back.

Billy: How hasn't it healed yet?

Y/N: I have no idea. Whatever Gwen did, it stayed. And I hate it, for the record.

Sam: At least you're getting something.

Danny: That's something, alright.

You pulled your shirt back on and sat on your bed. The five of you were in your room as you waited for everyone to finish getting ready. Nadia was in her room at moment picking out what earrings she wanted to wear while Wanda was doing Viv's hair.

Miles: So, happy 16th. How does it feel?

Y/N: I dunno. That same?

Danny: 16 years of your life have passed. You have done great things.

Sam: Yeah. Crazy to think you've only been here for, like, less than a year.

Billy: When did you join?

You gave it some thought.

Y/N: Winter. Just after Christmas.

Moon Knight: Happy Birthday, kid.

The guys all jumped at your godfather's sudden appearance while you sat there and gave a wave.

Y/N: Hey, Moony. Thanks.

Miles: Who's that?!

You stood up and walked over to Moon Knight.

Y/N: Fellas, this is Moon Knight. My Godfather. Long story.

Moon Knight: Hello, friends of Y/N.

Danny: Uh, hey?

Billy: Wait, Moon Knight. Why do I know that name?

Moon Knight: I'm known for a lot of things. Mostly for kicking ass! But I do dabble in charity work.

Venom: The work of a good man.

Moon Knight: Anyway, I'm here to kidnap my godson for a bit.

Y/N: No can do, Moony. I have a party I need to got to.

Moony looked at you with a raised brow, or, at least you think so. Hard to tell since he still had his mask on.

Moon Knight: Parties can wait. I have a greater idea. We're gonna hunt down the Kool-Aid Man!

You all sat there with confused looks.

All: Why?

Moon Knight: Simple, really. We need to kill that fucker before he comes after you. Then we can party while drinking his blood.

Everyone then looked at you. You just raised your hands.

Y/N: We're not related by blood.

Moon Knight: So, let's go!

Y/N: Can't. Widow will kill me if I up and dissaper. Again.

Moony rubbed his chin before he walked out of the room. You sat there and listened as he made his way through the tower. You then heard a scream, a smack, and more footsteps.

Moony returned to the room with a cracked mask.

Moon Knight: I shall wait to talk to her when she gets out of the shower.

Billy: Yeah, probably for the best.
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Nadia: I'm so excited! They never allowed birthdays in the Red Room.

Nadia walked alongside her niece and Wanda towards the place Janet rented out for the party. Behind them were Widow and the guys. However, you were absent.

Sam: Man. Must suck to miss your own party.

Miles: Moony said he would have Y/N back before long. Dude is weird but he seems pretty trustworthy.

Danny: Indeed. However, I couldnt get a good grasp of his aura. Almost like he had none, or multiple.

They finally reached the club where Nadia hurried inside. She was really excited. Widow filed everyone inside and sighed as she looked back out towards the city.

Widow: I hope Y/N is alright.
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Y/N: Ahhhhhhh!!!!

You held onto Moony as he zipped through traffic on his motorcycle. You wanted to fly, but Moony refused.

Moon Knight: The plan is simple. Go inside. Raise hell. Kill the Kool-Aid Man.

Y/N: Why are we even doing this?!

Moon Knight: What's wrong with murder? Murder can be fun.

Y/N: I don't kill!

Moon Knight: And I don't twerk. But if I hear a song that makes me want to move, I will throw it back.

Venom: Your logic bafflesss me.

Moon Knight: Your existence baffles me.

Moony suddenly hit the brakes and took a sharp turn into an alleyway. Once on the other side, he hit the brakes again and came to a halt in front of a warehouse.

Moon Knight: We're here.

You shakily stepped off the bike and held onto your knees as you hunched over.

Y/N: Does anyone know how to drive?

Moon Knight: I can say with great confidence that not a single Striker can drive.

Y/N: Good to know.

You shook it off and stood up. You followed Moony towards the warehouse where he expanded a staff.

Moon Knight: Now, we cannot underestimate our opponent. The Kool-Aid Man is extremely powerful.

Y/N: I seriously can't tell of you're joking or not.

Venom: No one can.

Moony dropped down to one knee and lowered his head.

Moon Knight: Great moon in the sky, I pray for your blessing and protection for myself and my godson. Please pave the path to our victory. I thank you for your divine intervention and the drugs I am careen high on...

Y/N: Wait, what?

Moon Knight: I am your fist.

He stood up and cracked his neck before he kicked in the door. He charged inside without another word as you stood there completely shocked.

Y/N: How is this my life? How is any of this real? Why does this happen to me?!

You groaned as you popped your claws out and charged in after your Godfather.
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Back at the club, the party was in full swing. Everyone from the Program was there and even a few Avengers. The music was loud, the drinks were good, and everyone was having a good time.

Viv: How are you enjoying the festivities?

Nadia: They're great! I wished I did this sooner. Though, I do wish Y/N was here.

Cassie: Eh. He's probably okay. Oh! Nadia, I want you to meet someone.

She grabbed Nadia's hand and dragged her along towards some Avengers. Janet was the first to notice them.

Janet: There's the birthday girl.

The others turned and found Nadia being dragged along.

Tony: Happy Birthday, kid. Though, I was told that there would be two of you.

Cassie: Y/N is on some mission. He'll pop up later. Anyway, Nadia, I wanted to introduce you to my dad. Scott Lang.

Nadia's eyes grew wide when she noticed the third man.

Scott: Hey! It's good to finally meet you.

Nadia: Ant Man? Oh! You're the guy who took the mantle.

Scott: Yep. That's me. The guy who took the mantle. Literally. I-I stole it at first.

Janet: But then he proved himself.

He held out a hand toward Nadia but she hugged him instead. Scott returned the gesture happily.

Tony: Yeah, she's a hugger.

Suddenly, the song changed and Nadia gasped. She let go of Scott and grabbed Cassie's hands.

Nadia: I love this song! Let's go dance!

Cassie: Okay.

She pulled Cassie along as Scott watched her. Once she was out of ear shot, he let out a shaky breath.

Janet: See? I told you it would be fine.

Scott: I thought she would kick my ass.

Tony: Nah. She's a good kid. They all are.

Janet: Yeah. But, I kinda wonder where Y/N is.
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Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAH!!!!

He smashed the ground when you leaped away. You landed on your hands which you used to springboard yourself to your Godfather.

Y/N: This dude is tough!

Moon Knight: I told you he was.

Venom: I feel like thisss issss a fever dream.

The Kool-Aid Man charged at you but you were faster. You leaped over him and grabbed onto the top of his pitcher.

Kool-Aid Man: You will pay for what you did to my son!

Y/N: What are you even talking about?!

Moon Knight: Hold him there!

He charged forward and slammed his staff into the...thing's(?) body which caused it to crack.

Kool-Aid Man: Oh no.

Venom: Oh no.

Y/N: Oh no.

Moon Knight: OH YEAH!!!

He swung his staff again which broke the glass. Red Kool-Aid began to pour from the hole and the Kool-Aid Man dropped to his knees as he tried to cover it. You walked over to your Godfather and watched as the Kool-Aid Man struggled.

Kool-Aid Man: Oh no! Oh no, oh no, oh no!

Y/N: This is...am I high?

Moon Knight: You want to be?

Venom: Thisss isss....morbid.

The Kool-Aid Man fell over and looked up at the sky. He slowly reached up towards the light.

Kool-Aid Man: I will be with you soon, my son. Oh.....yeah.....

He took his last breath and fell over.
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Y/N: What the absolute fuck is going on right now?

Venom: I alssso have ssseveral quessstionsss.

Moon Knight: Mission complete! Now, we can party.

He walked out towards the door as you looked at the Kool-Aid Man. You walked over to his body and looked around before you placed your finger on the glass and got some Kool-Aid on your finger. You then licked it.

Y/N: Huh. It's actually Kool-Aid. Cherry flavor.

Venom: Fancy.

You just shrugged and headed out of the warehouse. However, your senses went off. You ducked down as Moony was thrown back into the warehouse by an unseen force.

Y/N: Moony!

???: After all this time, I find you in a warehouse. How disappointing.

You turned around and found a red monster walking into the warehouse. No, it was a symbiote.

Venom: Kid, watch out for thisss one. I can feel it'sss murderoussss intent from here.

Your senses were going off like crazy as well. Who the hell was this guy?

Carnage: I see you have a symbiote of your own. Let's see how it does against mine!

He lunged at you but you avoided his attack. Venom covered your body and grabbed the attacker before you threw him into the wall.

Carnage was quick to get up and climb up the wall into the darkness.

Y/N: Who are you?!

Carnage: US? We are Carnage. And we know more about you than you could possibly imagine. Tell us, do you know a girl by the name, Felicia?

Felicia? What did she have to do with any of this?

Carnage: We saw how she saw you. How she felt. She nurtured us before we found each other. Now, we hunt for you.

Carnage emerged from the darkness and sliced your shoulder. You fell forward and watched as Carnage face uncovered itself.

Y/N: You're...

Carnage: Cletus. The Carnage Killer. Whatever you want to call us. Doesn't matter.

He began to circle you on all fours as you pushed yourself back up.

Carnage: I see your halo. It's so big and bright. I want it.

Halo? What was this guy talking about? How did he know you? How did he know Felicia?

Carnage looked over his shoulder and saw that Moony was waking up.

Carnage: Shame. We'll have to finish this later.

Carnage laughed dand dissapered back into the shadows. Your senses died down as Moony sat up holding his head.

Moon Knight: Fucking cunt! Ah, you alright, kid?

You nodded and helped him up. He shook his head before he looked at you.

Moon Knight: Well, we're done here. Let's get you to your party.

You shrugged and followed him outside. He was right. You had a party to get to.
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Y/N: What.

Venom: The.

Moon Knight: Hell?

The three of you stood in front of the club where the party was taking place, only to find a bunch of criminals getting put into police cruisers.

Outside, everyone hung around in their costumes.

Y/N: What the hell did I miss?

Widow: Hey, kid. I swear, you're like a blister. Only show up after the work is done.

You looked over to your caretaker and gestured to the club.

Y/N: What happened?

Widow: Well, it turns out Janet and Viv picked this place because a string of armed robberies have been happening here. Their gift to Nadia was a big team up with the Program and the Avengers.

Y/N: I MISSED THAT?! I was off fighting the fucking Kool-Aid Man and a killer Venom while you guys got to do a bad ass brawl?!

Widow: Did you say the Kool-Aid Man?

Y/N: This sucks!

Widow shrugged.

Widow: If it helps, I think there's some cake left.

You just sighed and lowered your head.

Y/N: It's fine. I'm kinda tired anyway.

Moon Knight: Sorry you missed your birthday party, kid. I honestly wasn't expecting that second guy.

You just waved it off and walked off to fly back home.
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You were laying in bed after a shower when you heard a knock on your door. You sat up and allowed access.

Nadia: Hey.

Nadia walked into the room with her hands behind her back.

Y/N: Yo. Need something, Baby Wasp?

Nadia: No. I'm sorry you missed the party.

You just waved it off.

Y/N: It's whatever. Never had a party before. I don't really need one now. Besides, it was your party.

Nadia: I know but....

You just shook your head. There really was no need for an argument here. Nadia hesitated for a moment before she pulled something from behind her back and held it out to you.

A cupcake.

Nadia: I was going to give it to you at the club. Happy birthday.

She smiled nervously as you slowly took the cupcake.

Y/N: Thanks. I appreciate it. Happy Birthday to you too.

Nadia sat down beside you as you took the paper off the cupcake. The two of you sat there, smiling, as you spent the last few hours of your birthday together.

Nadia: Oh! I, uh, I have another present for you.

Y/N: Another one?

Nadia: Yep. Close your eyes.

You shrugged and did so.

Nadia placed a hand on your cheek and leaned forward where she planted a quick peak on your lips.

Nadia smiled to herself and you grinned as you opened your eyes. So, I was really more for her.

That's fine. It was her birthday too, after all.