Widow: Gang....

Miles: Don't call us that.

Widow: I will like to start this meeting with saying that me and Y/N are on even terms now.

Riri: How did that happen?

Y/N: She stabbed me with a spoon this morning.

Nadia: It's true. I've never seen it happen in person before.

Everyone was at the tower for a meeting regarding everything that happened. Along with the Program, Felicia and Nadia were sitting where you and Sam normally sat. The couch was only so big after all.

Widow: And second off, I just want to say that I'm p...pr.....prou.....prougak!

Miles: She really can't say it.

Widow took a deep breath.

Widow: I want to say that I'm...proud. Whoo. That was rough.

Eveeyone looked at her with unamused faces.

Widow: You all did amazing under pressure. There was a few bumps in the road, but we saved a life.

Felicia: Thank you again, by the way.

Sam: You made us pancakes. Consider it even.

Kamala: Those really were the best pancakes I've ever had.

Widow: And now for our second order of business. I would like to officially welcome our newest member of the Program.

She nodded to Nadia who smiled and stood up. She stood next to Widow and looked like she was going to explode with excitement.

Nadia: H-Hey! Um, I'm the Wasp!

You all smiled.

Danny: Hello, Wasp.

Nadia: But my name is....Nadia Van Dyne!

Wait.

Kamala: Nadia, that's a last name. Janet's last name.

Nadia nodded excitedly.

Nadia: On top of finally becoming a US citizen, I was adopted by Janet officially!

Everyone jumped up and cheered as Nadia finally let her excitement out. She hugged Viv, who was smiling, everyone crowded around her.

Widow smiled as she watched you all celebrate your friend's victory over the legal system.

It almost looked like you were an actual family.

Monster:
Year 1

Felicia: But, wouldn't that cause it to overload?

Y/N: Not really. Viv did some stuff to it so it can take my electricity.

You did your daily push ups with Felicia on your back instead of Nadia or Viv for once. You were telling her what everything did while she listened in excitement and awe.

Felicia: Wow. This definitely beats that one punching bag we had. You know, before you destoryed it.

Y/N: Heh. Yeah.

Venom: Kid, the fact that you can get girlsss to sssit on you while you work out tellss me that you're jussst holding yourssself back.

Y/N: Felicia is not my girlfriend. Neither is Cat.

Venom: What about Viv?

You looked over to where Viv was sitting with Nadia. She looked over to you and flashed a smile before she turned back to her great aunt.

Y/N: She's nice. And really weird. But, like, a cool weird. And after what happened, I think the two of us have this weird, shared trauma, bond, thing.

Venom: And Nadia?

Nadia noticed you looking her way and waved excitedly. You blushed a bit.

Y/N: W-Well, she's super smart and, I guess it's cute when she gets all excited. And, you know, she's like me. Plus, I do think she's....cute.

Cat: And me?

Y/N: Well, you're my best friend and the closest thing to family that I had for so long. And we've been through so much already. And when you were safe, I just, I just got so excited that I just...kissed....you....

You slowly stopped doing your push ups and turned your head to look look the smirking Cat still on your back.

Y/N: why?

Cat hopped off your back and you sat up.

Cat: You know we can hear you when you talk to Venom, right?

Your cheeks got a bit red when you realized that she heard everything you said about Viv and Nadia. Right, you had gotten so used to talking to Venom alone that you forgot to whisper.

Cat: Don't be embarrassed. I think it's cute that you have a crush on them. Though, you never had a crush before. Have you?

You looked off to the side.

Y/N: N-No. I haven't.

Cat: And do you feel bad for liking multiple people?

Y/N: Kinda.

Cat: Well, looks like you have yourself a dilemma.

She planted a kiss on your cheek and smirked.

Cat: Just remember who was first~

She got up, making sure to do so in front of you, before she headed out of the training room, making sure to wave at the girls.

Venom: Now that'sss an assss.

Y/N: Y-No! Nope! No, no, no, no!

You stood up just as Nadia walked over to you.

Nadia: Hey, Y/N.

Y/N: Nothing!

Nadia looked at you confused as you looked around for a moment.

Y/N: Uh, I mean, hey.

Venom: Sssmooth.

Nadia: Um, yeah.

You looked around and noticed that Viv was gone.

Y/N: Where's Viv?

Nadia looked at the door.

Nadia: She headed out to go do some kind of synthezoid thing.

Venom: How doesss that sssong go? "Jussst the two of usss"~

Y/N: Yeah, but without the hiss.

Venom: Ssshut it, dork.

Nadia held her arm behind her back as she blushed.

Nadia: Um, I wanted to say thank you. You know, for everything you've done.

You awkwardly rubbed the back of your neck.

Y/N: Yeah. No problem. Anything for a friend.

Nadia nodded.

Nadia: Hey, can I ask you a question?

You nodded.

Nadia: Are you and Felicia, um, a thing?

And just like that, your cheeks were red again.

Y/N: N-No! Uh, just friends.

Nadia: Friends, kiss like that?

Oh, yeah. Everyone was there for that.

Y/N: Not really. Um, it's just...the two of us are really close. I guess I was just so happy and relieved and I was feeling all this stuff and....I just...kissed her. We're not together. Just friends.

Nadia: Oh.

She then looked around for a moment before she began to hype herself up.

Nadia: Well, I wanted to give you something. As a thank you for helping me get everyone's approval and helping me get to the lawyer and just...just for being there for me through all of this.

Venom: Oh-hohoho! I'm ready for thisss.

Y/N: Okay.

Nadia nodded.

Nadia: But, I need you to close your eyes first. F-For the surpise.

You were hesitant, but you just shrugged and compiled.

Then, you felt something warm, and extremely soft, on your lips. Your eyes shot open and youbfound Nadia kissing you.

Nadia was...

This was...

Fuck it.

You closed your eyes and fell into the kiss. Her hands found their way to your cheeks while yours landed on her waist.

This was nice.

Venom: Two in one day? Look at you, little player.

He really was just a voice in the back of your head right now.

Somehow, you had slightly pushed up her shirt and your first two fingers were now touching her skin. It felt warm. And oh so inviting.

You both separated and looked at each other with rosey cheeks.

Nadia: W-Wow.

Y/N: Yeah.

You both chuckled a bit before you took a step back from each other.

Nadia: So, um, thank you.

Y/N: Of course.

Nadia nodded and hurried out of the room. Once she was gone, you smiled widely and allowed yourself to fall back onto the mat like a kid getting his first kiss.
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Danny: FIST BROS, ASSEMBLE!

Boys: AYYYYY!

The girls all rolled their eyes while Felicia watched you confused. The guys all huddled together away from them.

Sam: Danny, you called this meeting. What's going on?

Danny: My brothers, I have come to a realization. We are outnumbered.

Miles: Oh, right. 4 guys to 6 girls.

Sam: 6?

Miles: I'm counting Felicia.

Y/N: Then that would be 7, technically.

Sam: So do we count Venom or...

Venom: I want no part in thisss.

Danny: Whatever. The point still remains. We are outnumbered and I couldn't find another young male hero, well, anywhere.

You nodded. It was rare to see young heroes. Even more so when you thought about any male heroes.

Sam: So, what do you suggest we do?

Danny: I'm glad you ask. I suggest that we.....

Miles: 8! Forgot about Widow.

Danny looked at him and Miles apologized.

Danny: Anyway, I think that we should....

Gwen: Y/N!

You all lifted your heads and looked at the blonde.

Sam: Yo, kinda in the middle of something here.

Gwen: Don't care. I need my future boyfriend.

Y/N: Okay, 1.) Stop calling me that. 2.) What do you want?

Gwen: I still owe you a little reward for helping me with that AIM base~

Now all eyes were on you. You just stared at Gwen with an unamused face.

Y/N: What?

She winked at you. The guys all lowered their heads again.

Miles: What is she talking about?

Venom: Ssshe wantsss the D.

Sam: Woah. Ever heard of sticking your dick in crazy? People say not to do it.

Danny: Some people also say the moon landing was faked.

Miles: The flag should not be able to fly in the VACCUM OF SPACE!

You all looked at Miles.

Miles: Sorry, sensitive issue.

Sam: And we'll talk about that later. But back to Y/N's thing. You gonna go for it?

Y/N: Go for it? Go for what?

Venom: They want to know if you're gonna fuck her.

Danny: What happened to not wanting to get involved?

Venom: If it'ssss about getting my boy laid, I'm fully invesssted.

Y/N: Your boy?

Danny: I see what you mean. Well, I say we should also throw our hats into the ringer, lads. Should Y/N take Gwen up on her offer?

Miles: I dunno. I mean, she seems like someone who would poke holes in the condom.

Y/N: What's a condom?

Venom: Don't worry about that. He hassss an unopen box in his drawer.

Y/N: I do?

Danny: Wait, Y/N. Do you know anything about sex?

You shook your head.

Miles: Well, you see, when a man and a woman love each other...

Sam: They don't have to be in love.

Danny: Or a man and a woman.

Miles: Yeah, fine, whatever. Anyway, when two people find each other attractive, they do the deed. This is sex. The man, traditionally, puts his penis...

Sam: Hehe.

Miles: Inside the woman's vagina.

Sam: Hehe.

Miles: And then they...

Venom: Fuck! They fuck like rabbitsssss!

You nodded as you took mental notes.

Miles: Well, I mean, I....I say no. I mean, should his first time be with someone like her?

Sam: Dude, she's probably the best person to lose his V-Card to.

Y/N: What's a V-Card? Why is she going to take it?

Sam: Think about all of the stuff she'll probably do with him. I say aye. Go for it, dude.

Miles: See, that's why I have an issue with it. Shouldn't his first time be with someone special and...

Sam/Venom: Booooo!

Miles: In just saying...

Sam/Venom: BOOOOOO!

Miles: Bleh!

The three stuck their tounges out at each other while you and Danny looked at each other.

Danny: Men, I'm going to have to ask you to stop sticking your tounges out when we're in close proximity like this.

The three stopped.

Sam: Sorry.

Miles: Sorry.

Venom: Kisss my assss!

Denny: Look, I don't really have an opinion on this. I think Y/N should give his first time to whoever he wants.

Suddenly, the elevator dinged and the everyone looked over to see Widow and Wanda walk in.

Widow: And that's how I stabbed him with a spoon.

Wanda: Interesting. I wish I thought of that.

Y/N: Um, you said whoever, right?

The boys then all looked at you with wide eyes. You smirked evilly.

Venom: Sssee, the problem isssn't him wanting to sssleep with her. The isssue here issss the fact that, I think he could.

Miles: He does have that charm to him that seems to attract women.

Danny: And he does seem to possess the ability to say the right thing without much effort.

Sam: Dude, you would be a legend and I will personally give you my vote to be the head of the Fist Bros.

Miles: Same.

Danny: Same.

However, they failed to realize that you were already gone. They looked over to where Wanda was only to find you already talking to her.

Boys: MAD LAD!

Y/N: Hey, Wanda.

Wanda noticed you standing there and smiled.

Wanda: Hello, dear Y/N.

You loved it when she called you that.

Y/N: If you don't mind me asking, how much older than me are you?

Wanda laughed a bit.

Wanda: I'm only 21. Me and Vision married while I was, young. 19 to be exact. People think I'm older than I actually am.

She was 21. You were 15. What was the age difference there? 6 years? Was that too much?

Wanda: Why do you ask?

You stood there confidently and said something that made everyone look at you in surpise, shock, and amusement.

Y/N: I wanted to ask you on a date.

Fist Bros: ABSOLUTE MAD LAD!

Venom: I think I could cry.