You sat at the table and looked at all the members of the Program.

Sam.

Danny.

Miles.

Riri.

Gwen.

Wanda.

Viv.

Nadia.

Felicia.

Kamala.

Now, there was a slight problem there. There were now 7 girls to the four boys on the team.

And 5 of them were fighting for your affection.

Y/N: That's it. Venom, call the council.

Venom appeared on your shoulder and took a deep breath.

Venom: FISSSSSSST BROSSSSSSSS, UNITE!

Fist Bros: OIIIIIIIIII!

The girls watched as the four of you dashed to the corner at unbelievable speeds. You huddled together and you cleared your throat.

Y/N: Thank you all for attending this meeting.

Danny: You've summoned us. What is the issue.

Y/N: The issue is the same one we had tried to bring up in the last meeting before we started talking about how I was going to lose my virginity.

Sam: How did that go, by the way?

You looked at him for a moment.

Y/N: I'm still pure. But now we have a Wanda. Which brings me to the issue at hand. We're vastly outnumbered 7 to 4 again. Oh, uh, 8 to 4. That's a 2:1 ratio, boys.

Miles: That is rough. But, I do have some good news.

Good news? You liked good news. So much better than bad news. Miles shot out a web and pulled a news paper over to him. He then held it for you and the others to see it.

It was a picture of four heroes saving civilians from a burning building. But the kicker was, they were all boys. The headline read, The Young Avengers.

Sam: Who the hell are the Young Avengers? Aren't we the Young Avengers? That's the whole point of this Program!

Miles: Well, I guess these guys showed up at a fire last night in Midtown. They rescued over a dozen people.

Danny read the paper.

Danny: So, Thor Junior has lightning powers, Iron Kid's armor is more advance than Starks, Teen-Hulk was very polite, and Lieutenant America was bossy.

Sam crossed his arms.

Sam: Sounds like they're just some super powered fan boys.

Venom: Aren't you all jusssst sssuper powered fan boyssss?

Sam: Shut it, parasite.

Venom got in Sam's face.

Venom: Call me parasssite again and I'll tear your lungss out while you sssleep.

You pulled Venom back and stuffed him into your shirt.

Miles: Well, if that is the case, then we should investigate.

You looked at the paper for a moment as well before you heard the sound of thrusters outside. Everyone looked up to see Iron Man land on the balcony while holding Cap. The two opened the door and walked in.

Tony: Oh, you're already here. Good. Saves us some time. Where's Y/N?

You slowly raised your hand.

Cap: What's going on here?

Danny: We are having a Fist Bros meeting regarding new recruits to our cause.

Miles held up the paper and the two heroes looked at each other.

Tony: Funny you should mention that.
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You and the other bros ended up on the roof of the tower with Tony and Cap.

Danny: So these Young Avengers actually have nothing to do with you?

Cap: No.

Tony: If they were with us, they would be here at the Program with you. Not acting like our sidekicks.

Cap: I won't allow another child to get hurt, or worse, without the proper guidance of the Program.

Y/N: You're not responsible for this.

Cap looked at you.

Cap: Yes, I am. At least, I'm trying to be. That's why we need to shut these kids down.

Miles: And how exactly are you planning on doing that?

Cap: We'll talk to them. To their parents.

Tony: If they're mutants, we'll refer them to Xavier's School.

Wait, Xavier's School? You never heard of that place. Weren't you a Mutant?

Danny: I don't mean to belittle your efforts, but they look to be around our age. Teenagers. What if they don't want to listen?

Cap: They'll listen.

Tony: We just have to find them. Which is where you come in.

They looked at you.

Y/N: Huh?

Tony: Monster became a pretty well known name after your adventures in Chicago. Good work, by the way.

Cap: But the Program is still largely a public secret. No one knows where you're aligned.

You rubbed your chin.

Y/N: Well, if I was normal kid with a normal childhood plus some powers, trying to be an Avenger, I would go to the mansion.

Cap: The Mansion's secure.

Tony: With an alarm system so advanced that even I have a hard time disarming it.

Miles: So, what? We just wait for them to pop up again?

Cap: And try to stop them before they hurt themselves or others before it's too late.

Tony: So, what do you say, kid? You want to do an off the books mission for the Avengers?

You smiled.

Y/N: Only if my bros get to come along.

Danny: Ferda!

Sam: Ferda!

Miles: Ferda!

Tony and Cap just looked at each other.

Cap: Uh, okay.

Fist Bros: OIIIIII!
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So, New York is always filled with danger. And tonight's danger was currently being reported on by one Jessica Jones. Formally a hero known as Jewel. Eventually going to be a mother. With her was her partner, Kat.

They were at St. Patrick's Cathedral where a wedding went way down south.

Outside of the church, police were keeping reporters and civilians away from the situation the best they could.

Kat: So, what do the cops know that we don't?

Jessica made her way over to her partner and read her notes.

Jessica: Apparently the groom was about to kiss the bride to be when five guys wearing armini tuxs came in with guns drawn and started to demand everyone's stuff. Desigener purses, wallets, jewelry, the whole nine yards.

Indeed. Inside the church, the five men held everyone hostage in an attempt to get safe passage out of the city. And the police agreed in favor of saving the guests with no casualties.

But they weren't expecting the Fist Bros, who were all perched on a rooftop across the street.

Now, you could go in and take them out at any time, but you were waiting to see if those Young Avengers would show up.

Danny: This is truly an unfortunate wedding.

Sam: Eh. I give it five happy years before it starts to spiral down. The dude's probably gonna cheat and she'll leave him for her dorky friend who loved her all along.

You all looked at him.

Sam: Ms. Marvel has been reading me her fanfics lately.

Inside, the head gunman arranged the dealing on an earpiece, while one of the bridesmaids, the bridesmaid of honor, watched the whole thing. She was really more annoyed than anything.

???: The cops are just letting them go?

Bride: Yes, Kate. That's why we get to walk away unharmed.

Kate looked at her friend.

Kate: You do know we can just take them down ourselves, right? There's 200 of us and 5 of them.

There was suddenly the sound of a gun cocking which was the placed against Kate's head.

Gunman: Yeah, but we got guns.

Back with you, you watched the church for a moment before you heard the sound of wind picking up. You and the others looked up and spotted three figures in the air about to crash through the stain glass window. Oh, wait. There were four. One was just holding onto the Teen-Hulk.

They crashed through the window and you stood up.

Y/N: Uh, what the hell?

Miles: Okay, that was just reckless.

Back inside, the gunmen looked up at the glass shattering to find the four heroes heading straight for them.

Iron Lad: Hulking, what did I say about coming in through the rose window?!

Hulking: Patriot told me to do it!

Patriot: I did not! I suggested it.

Iron Lady and Wiccan landed safely on the ground while Hulking and Patriot crashed through the podium.

Iron Lad: I said, "somebody is going to get hurt".

Wiccan: If the guys with guns get away, somebody's gonna get killed.

Iron Lad flew up and activated his suit which pulled all the guns away from the men and sent them flying away.

Iron Lad: Nothing a little magnesium can't fix.

Patriot then jumped up and threw his throwing stars at the men with the bags filled with stolen goods.

Patriot: And throwing stars.

Wiccan flew over to the other men and zapped them away with lighting and a smirk.

Wiccan: Or a few lightning bolts.

Hulking: And good communication skills. DROP IT!

The final man dropped his bag and cowardly away from the giant. Hulkijg picked it up and smiled.

Hulking: That wasn't so bad.

Man: But it gets worse.

The head gunman pulled out a knife and went to stab Hulking.

Wiccan: Hulking, watch out!

Hulking and Wiccan both reacted. Hulking punched the man while Wiccan fired off a blind lighting bolt which instead hit the broken podium and started a fire.

Wiccan: Oops.

Iron Lad: I'll get the fire! Get the bad guys!

Wiccan: Right! The bad guys....ah!

Wiccan was punched in the face by a pair of brass knuckles thanks to one of the gunmen. Wiccan ended up flying right into Hulking, which caused him to stumble and fall over.

Outside, you and your team watched the whole thing with blank faces.

Danny: These guys are....

Y/N: Fucking stupid.

Venom: I want to look away but I jussst can't.

Kate stayed with her friend who was just as confused.

Bride: Who are these super idiots?

Kate: I think they're the Young Avengers.

Bride: Well, they're going to get us killed.

Kate: Probably. But I have an idea.

Kate pulled away from the bride and rushed over to where she saw a pistol land with one of the throwing stars.

Bride: Kate! What are you doing?!

Kate reached down to pick up her weapon, but a voice stopped her.

Gunman: I'll take that.

The four teen heroes struggled to get everything back under control before a gunshot rang out through the church. They all turned around and found the man holding Kate hostage with his gun pointed up.

Gunman: Ladies and gentlemen! We didn't come here to hurt anyone, but we will if we have to.

Patriot: Let her go!

Gunman: Not until me and my associates get safe passage out of the city.

Patriot: The only place you and your associate are going is...

Iron Lad: Patriot. Let them go. The police can handle it from here.

Patriot looked at his teammate.

Patriot: Yeah, cause they've been doing such a good job so far.

Iron Lad: They didn't endanger the hostages' lives or set the church on fire. We did that.

Gunman: He has a point.

Kate rolled her eyes.

Kate: Yeah. Well, so do I.

Kate opened her hand to reveal the throwing star, which she stabbed into the man's thigh. He cried out while Kate elbowed his gut and slipped away. She wrestled with the gunman while the others broke off into their own fights.

Y/N: Okay. I'm gonna go and jump in now. You guys just watch to see where they go. We need to find their base.

The bros nodded and you blasted off across the sky.

Patriot: You didn't need to do that. I would've rescued you eventually.

Kate: Yeah, but this way, I get to rescue you too!

She kicked the man down and held him at gun point.

Kate: No need to thank me or anything.

Patriot: For what?! I didn't need a rescue! Especially not from a...

Kate: You'll need a rescue if you finish that sentence.

The gunmen all retrieved their guns which sent panic through the crowd. The heroes were about to move in, but you appeared in front of them with your claws out and your mask on.

Wiccan: Woah! You're....

Y/N: You all get everyone out of here.

You then turned to look at them which sent shivered down their spines. Your eyes looked so, animalistic.

Y/N: We'll discuss your actions after I'm done here.

The heroes nodded and began to evacuate the church. You turned back to the gunmen and ignited your claws. When you breathe, the cold surrounding you caused your breath to be visible.

Y/N: Really? A church? On someone's wedding day? Not cool.

You then lunged forward.
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You returned to the guys once the press arrived to question the hostages and the Young Avengers. However, you just stood there biting your thumb.

Y/N: These guys are idiots. They could've hurt a lot of people.

Danny: Captain Rogers was correct. We have to shut them down or convince them to join the Program. We can't let them run around unsupervised like this.

Sam: Why not? I'm normally unsupervised.

Y/N: Yeah, in space.

Sam: That's fair.

You watched as the Young Avengers fled the scene to get away from the police who were no doubt trying to arrest them. You just sighed and signaled for eveeyone to follow.

Patriot: Iron Lad! C'mon, man! Put me down!

They reached the locked off area where their meet up point was while Patriot struggled to get away from his friend.

Iron Lad: You're going to break both of your legs if I do.

Patriot: I'll break both of your legs!

Hulkling: Shut up, guys! We're trying to run away from the cops. Not attract them.

They all landed on the lawn of the former Avenger's Mansion. Destroyed during the battle against Vision.

Iron Lad: And whose fault is that?

Wiccan: Great. Here we go.

Iron Lad turned to Patriot.

Iron Lad: We would be running from the cops if you had just listened to me.

Patriot: Why should I? You just say the same thing over and over again.

Iron Lad: Because you don't listen!

Wiccan and Hulking just stood off to the side and watched their friends fight. Again.

Wiccan: This is not super hero behavior.

Hulking: Nope.

Iron Lad: If we can't even handle five guys with guns, what are we going to do when a real bad guy shows up?

Patriot: If he shows up.

Iron Lad: When! And when he gets here, he'll stop at nothing to get what he wants! That's why he's called Kang the Conqueror!

Patriot looked over at the statue of the original Avengers. Iron Man, Hulk, Wasp, Ant Man, and Thor.

Patriot: If that's true, then it'll take a lot more than a few kids dressed up like their favorite heroes. Good luck.

Patriot walked away while the others watched.

Wiccan: Patriot, wait!

Patriot: I can't. I gotta get home before my grandma notices I'm gone.

Iron Lad: See you tomorrow?

No answer.

Iron Lad: Patriot?

You watched this from the top of the mansion. Looks like their problems didn't stop at their fighting.

But what really caught your attention was this Kang the Conqueror guy. Sounds like trouble.

Hulking: So, what do we do?

Iron Lad: We keep training. Preparing for when Kang attacks.

Wiccan: Cool. But not tonight. We got school tomorrow.

Hulking: You sure you'll be fine here on your own?

Iron Lad nodded. He wished his friends goodnight and the two left. Iron Lad turned back to the mansion and walked inside.

Iron Lad: Look at this place. Avengers Assemble.

Y/N: Funny you should say that.

Iron Lad turned around and fired off a blast which Sam blocked with a force field.

Iron Lad: Wait, you're....

Y/N: Iron Lad, right? I think I heard someone call you that back at the chruch.

Danny: The one you almost caught on fire.

Miles: Not the best way of getting into heaven, bud.

Iron Lad: W-What are you doing here?

Sam: We could ask you the same question.

Y/N: Captain America and Iron Man sent us to investigate you and the other Young Avengers. How did you get past the security alarms?

Iron Lad shrugged.

Iron Lad: It's a long story. You probably won't believe me.

Y/N: I created a magical copy of an Avenger. He goes into space all the time. This guy was bitten by a spider. And he was raised by monks and slayed a dragon. Try me.

Iron Lad rubbed the back of his neck before he sighed.

Iron Lad: Alright. Well, long story short, I'm from the thirtieth century.

He then pulled off his helmet to show his face.

Iron Lad: My name is Kang.