To say you world turned upside down, again, would be an unstatement. You had learned that you had a Godfather who acted as you guardian angel for the past few years. Said Godfather might also be a lunatic with an unhealthy obsession with the moon. Seriously, were things always this weird?

About two days have passed since you met Moon Knight, you kept referring to him as Moony, and you woke up to find a very big package waiting for you in the living room.

Widow: Said it was to you. No name or return address but it's also not explosive.

You looked at the box before, hesitantly, opening it. The entire box fell apart when you pulled on the string and everyone stared at the giant teddy bear inside.

Y/N: Uh...

Felicia: Is it from Nadia?

Viv: Negative. There are no traces of her DNA on the bear.

Y/N: UH....

Venom: Sssmellsss like Moony.

Y/N: UHHHH....

You picked up the bear, it was heavier than it looked, and set it on the couch. Everyone looked at it. It had white fur and had a silver ribbon on it's neck. You noticed a piece of paper on it and grabbed it.

"To my godson,

This is what kids like right?

Sinse-sincr-sincerely yours,
Uncle Moon Knight."

Venom: Can he not ssspell?

Y/N: How old is this guy?

Widow: So who is this from?

You quickly hid the letter.

Y/N: A friend!

You picked up the bear and tossed it to the corner of the room. It actually kinda fit in there. Adds to the character of the room.

Widow: Well, alright then. Everyone get ready for training.

You were once again on patrol when you heard someone scream. You blasted down towards the sound, only to find the thigs already beaten up. The lady stared at you while shaking.

Lady: A-Are you Monster?

Y/N: I am. Are you alright?

The lady handed you a folded piece of paper.

Lady: J-Just leave me alone!

She ran away crying hysterically. You looked down at the piece of paper and unfolded it. It looked like a kids drawing of Moon Knight giving a thumbs up.

"Took them down for you kid."

Y/N: What the hell?

Later on in the week, you were on a date with Nadia in the park. It was a nice day with the leaves all pretty colors. Nadia expressed how she was cold and you offered to buy her hot cocoa.

Nadia: You would be the best boyfriend ever.

Y/N: I wasn't before?

Nadia: Hmm...maybe.

She laughed to herself as you reached for your wallet.

Y/N: Venom?

Venom: Yeah?

Y/N: Where's all my money?

Venom: I usssed it to buy more candy.

Y/N: Shit.

Suddenly something flew past you and Nadia and stabbed into the tree next to you. You looked at it and saw that it was a credit card. You pulled it out and saw a piece of paper wrapped around it.

"Looks like you need some cash.
-Uncle Moon Knight.
P.S. Don't go to the cart near the fountain. They will rip you off and I will rip off their heads."

You read the note before looking around. Where could he even be hiding?!

Even while you were at school you couldn't escape him. You had opened your locker and found a notebook inside. You opened it and realized it was filled with answers for every test, homework, and exam for the next five months. Written on the cover was a note.

"Stay in school and stay away from drugs. Except weed. Weed is ok. Or do the kids call it marijuana now? Whatever. Do marijuana and stay in school.
-Uncle Moon Knight.
P.S. Blondie in math keeps checking you out. The one with a ribbon in her hair."

You looked around the halls confused.

Venom: How doesss he do thisss?

You were now in your closet cuddling with Viv while a movie played on the laptop you had bought. He did give you a credit card. Might as well use it. Viv was very close to you and you were extremely comfortable. Suddenly you heard your window open and quickly opened the door. It was already closed and there was a box on the floor. You sighed and Viv got up for you to look at the package. You opened it and found a statue of kind. Looked Egyptian. One again, there was a note.

"Thought you might like this. Found it when I used to look for the things. Worth about $2,000,000. Pretty sure it's illegal to have but hey, still pretty cool.
-Uncle Moon Knight.
P.S I know she's an android or whatever but you should still wear protection. Wrap it before you tap it and all that jazz."

Viv: What does jazz have to do with anything.

You quickly stuff the note in you mouth.

Y/N: mjnanahdka.

Viv: It's nothing important. Very well then.

You wanted to choke on all the dust that was on the paper.

It was the next day and you decided it was time to tell the others about your Godfather/Selfproclaimed Uncle Moon Knight. You woke up earlier than normal and headed to the living room to find Widow. Only to find her drinking tea with Moon Knight. She was laughing at something he had said.

Y/N: What are you doing here?

Moon Knight: There's my favorite non blood nephew!

This was weird. What happened to dark and mysterious? Actually, every note seemed like someone else wrote it.

Widow: Moon Knight here was just telling me about how you used to suck on your lip when you were a baby.

You looked at him.

Y/N: You know stuff about me from when I was a baby?

Moon Knight: Of course! I used to change your diaper.

He suddenly looked down at his mug.

Moon Knight: The horrors.

There it was again! He just switched..... Oh for the love of...

Moon Knight: Did you sleep well?

You nodded.

Moon Knight: Prefect!

He never took his eyes off of you as he lifted his mug to drink it. He must've forgotten, or didn't care, that his mask was still on because the steaming black drink just ran down from his mask and to his lap. He didn't even flinch.

Venom: I forgot how weird he wasss.

Widow: Moon Knight was just asking permission to take you out for the day for some family bonding. Of course I already approved so you're excused from training.

Y/N: Are you sure?

Widow: Of course! Go spend time with your family.

You hesitated. He was youre family. Your only family besides Venom.

Venom: You think of me asss family?

Y/N: Well, you took care of me when I was a baby and stopped Taskmaster from killing me. Plus you knew my mom to.

Was Venom crying? You turned back to Moon Knight.

Y/N: Alright. I'm gonna go get dressed then.

Moon Knight: Take your time. I'll be downstairs.

And you thought Felicia and Cat were bad. This guy was on a whole nother level. You headed back to your room and changed into normal clothing. You the said goodbye to Widow before heading downstairs by elevator.

Venom: What do you think he wantsss to do?

Y/N: Your guess is as good as mine.

You stepped put and found Moon Knight sticking out like a sore thumb among the normal civilians of New York. Everyone was mostly staring.

Moon Knight: There ye be lad!

Was he a pirate now?

Moon Knight: I figured you were 16 now.

Y/N: How do you know that?

Moon Knight: I was there when you were born! A cute little baby you were. Now you're a beast of a man!

No one was looking at him anymore. Mostly due to fear if you had to guess.

Moon Knight: And your 17th birthday is coming up soon! Next month to be exact. So I thought that I would help you get your license!

Y/N: To, drive a car?

Moon Knight: No no no. CARS ARE FOR PUSSIES! I will be teaching to ride a bike.

Venom: Like a bicycle?

Moon Knight: DON'T YOU QUESTION ME ALIEN! No. Like a motorcycle.

That sounds like, fun actually.

Y/N: Alright. When do we start.

Moon Knight: Right about....now.

He rushed to the streets and kicked off some random man off of a motorcycle. Moon Knight then grabbed the handles and turned it around before speeding off.

Moon Knight: Keep up!

You ignited your feet as you sighed.

Y/N: That's my uncle ladies and gentlemen.

You blasted off to follow Moon Knight.