You were sitting on the couch with Tyrone and Robbie when Felicia walked out from her room. The three of you looked up and saw she was dressed up to go out.

Y/N: Uh, did we have a date planned?

Felicia shook her head.

Felicia: It's girls night. I haven't been on one since Taskmaster's attack and the ladies at the Program invited us along.

Robbie: Us?

Everyone else stepped out of their rooms and waited for Molly at the door. They were all dressed up.

Tyrone: So it's just us tonight?

Tandy: Try not to cause too much trouble.

Molly finally came out of her room and hurried down the stairs. She looked nice to. No guy better stare at her for too long. Tandy opened the door and everyone said goodbye.

Doreen: Monkey Joe is in my room. He should be asleep so he won't be too much trouble.

With that, they were gone. You looked at the other guys who all seemed just as confused.

Robbie: Well. This is happening.

Y/N: All my girlfriends are busy. Guess I'm stuck with all of you.

Tyrone: You're girlfriends? I thought it was Cat's harem.

Y/N: What?

Robbie: Well I can see both sides. The girls fall for you but they still go to her for her approval.

Y/N: I mean.....well shit.
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Monkey Joe woke up from his place in the fake tree. He poked his head out and looked around. Where was everyone? Doreen was gone. Where could she be? Even Tippy-Toe was gone. What was he supposed to do?

He climbed down and made it to the bed. He sat down and picked up the remote. Looks like he would be watching those naughty movies after all.
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You, Tyrone, and Robbie were on your way to the Program's Tower to meet with the guys. Robbie had suggested you all do a boys night since there wasn't anything happening. Sounds lame but it was something to do.

Y/N: Maybe we could watch a movie?

Robbie: Do you only watch movies?

You opened your mouth to object but found that he was right.

Tyrone: Food maybe? Or an arcade? What do you people do anyway?

Y/N: When I was in the Program we just did whatever. I was usually training or watching TV. Maybe we could just go and look around?

You all reached the tower and checked in. You all entered the elevator and arrived at the lounge. You found all the guys on the couch watching TV.

Miles: Yo.

Sam: So what are we doing?

You shrugged and sat next to Quentin.

Robbie: Are we forgetting something?
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Moneky Joe the squirrel popped his head out from the pile of used tissues. He looked around and found that he was still alone. Perhaps he will help himself to a snack. He left the room through the small dog door Doreen the nut giver had installed. He entered the living room and headed towards the kicthen. He stopped in his steps when he heard something. He ran to the window and saw someone fly by. How odd.

He turned back to the kitchen and hopped up on the counter. He found a box of cheese puffs and quickly opened it before digging in.
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You were now at the bowling alley with a five strike streak. You smiled as you scored another one. Were you cheating? Obviously. Thank God for telepathy.

Miles: I swear he's using his powers somehow.

You smiled smugly and sat down as Eli stood up for his turn.

Quentin: T-This is w-weird. S-Seriously.

Sam: Oh yeah. You're not used to hanging out with people.

You patted his back and smiled.

Y/N: Well You're doing great. Not your score but everything else.

Everyone laughed. This was quite fun.
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Monkey Joe was now sitting on the couch after destroying the kicthen. He was watching the people on TV as they broadcasted the devastating events of the Hydra attack in Iran. Monkey Joe enjoyed the show while eating what was left of Robbie's candy. He suddenly had a magical idea.

He hopped down from the couch and ran up the stairs towards Felicia's room. He pushed the door open and made it to her dresser. He then crawled to the top and opened the top drawer. He reached in and grabbed a pair of Cat's sexy underwear.

Monkey Joe: Chip chip chip chip.

<Rough translation: Finally I have grabbed them.>

He ran to the window and quickly flashed a light down towards the park. He watched as a swarm of squirrels rushed across the street.
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You and the boys were now at the mall hanging out as Sam and Eli tried to hot on every cute girl that walked by. They didn't pay them any mind although there were a few checking you and Danny out. Some even started to talk to Robbie and Tyrone. ONE EVEN FLIRTED WITH QUENTIN!

Sam: This is the worst night ever. How does the stuttering nerd get more girls than me?

Danny: There is more to a person than the way they look. Perhaps you should look into their emotions and connect with their soul.

Sam: I don't need your hippie talk Danny. I need coochie.

You rolled your eyes.

Eli: Yeah. Not all of us can have a bunch of cute girls at our disposal like God of War over here.

You raised your hands defensively.

Y/N: I'll have you know I love them all equally. Just in different ways.

Robbie: I always wondered what was up with that.

Y/N: Well, Felicia is caring and my rock to reality, Cat is my co leader and best friend, Viv teaches me what it means to be human, Nadia is smart and kind, Tandy is brave and compassionate, Doreen is quirky and fun loving.

The guys just looked at you.

Sam: Yes. But which one do you like to do ot with more?

Everyone looked at you. You gave in.

Y/N: If I had to chose...
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Monkey Joe walked around the now trashed base with a handful of nuts to hand out to the hundreds of squirrels partying. He was chatting with his friends when he spotted another across the way. The world seemed to slow down as he stared.

Monkey Joe: Chip chip chip chip?
<Who is that beauty?>

Johnny Cash: Chip chip chip chip.
<Sarah Parker. She's new around these parts.>

Monkey Joe: Chip.
<Wow.>

He gathered up his courage and made his way across the couch. He tapped on her shoulder.

Monkey Joe: Chip chip chip.
<Hey. I'm Monkey Joe.>

Sarah Parker: Chip chip chip.
<Hello. Is this your party?>

Monkey Joe nodded.

Sarah Parker: Chip chip chip?
<Wanna dance handsome?>

Monkey Joe nodded faster. She grabbed his paw and dragged him to the "dance floor"
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The boys were now hanging out at the park in the darkest part so Robbie could show you all sometbing he had. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a brown paper bag. The scent hit you immediately.

Y/N: Is that....

Robbie: New York Apple baby. Got it off of some dude robbing a corner store.

Tyrone: Well what is this? Show and tell? You got enough for the class?

Robbie nodded.
......
Soon enough everyone was sitting around in a circle on the floor as the joint was passed around.

Y/N: And then, I stabbed him in the dick. Funniest shit ever.

Eli: You stabbed your dad? In the dick? That's cold man.

Danny: Do you guys ever think about the fact that one day, we'll be adults. Not like legally but, like, with families and stuff.

Miles: Woah. I mean, I've been with Liz for a few months and everything but I never actually thought about that.

Quentin: I-I'd just b-be happy t-to get laid.

Sam: You have nothing to worry about man. I'm the one getting no action.

Tyrone: I've been single for a while. I fucking love it.

Robbie: All I need is my car. Hop up in there and ride it for as long as I want. Wait! Can I even have sex as Ghost Rider? What would that look like?

Y/N: Flame thrower? Oh. Ouch.

Sam: Actually now that I think about it.....who the hell are you going to marry?

Everyone looked at you.

Y/N: The person I propose to. Duh.

Danny: But you're currently dating 5 girls. Which one are you going to marry?

Y/N: Ahhhh....that's a good question.

Eli: Hey what about.....what were we talking about?

Quentin: R-Robbie wanting t-to fuck h-his car.
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Monkey Joe woke up from quick nap and looked around. He was in your bed. He sat up but felt something grab onto his fur. Oh yeah. Sarah Parker. He quickly shook her awake.

Monkey Joe: Chip chip chip.
<We need to get up. I'm sure the humans will return.>

Sarah Parker: Chip chip chip?
<Will I ever see you again?>

Monkey Joe: Chip chip chip chip.
<Of course. I'll visit you in the park.>

Sarah kissed him and scattered off. Monkey Joe yawned before pulling out a box of cigarettes and lighting one. He used both hands to take a drag and let it out. In truth, he hasn't been happy since the incident. RIP Mary Joe.
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The girls had decided to end the night at the Strikers' HQ since you had snacks and no one had plans for the next day. Felicia was telling Katie a story about the time she stole a cursed diamond when she unlocked the front door. Everyone walked in and froze at the sight of hundreds of squirrels making a mess and dancing all over the base.

Katie: What in the actual hell is going on here?

Kamala: I, I, I've never seen anything like this before.

Doreen: Ah! MONKEY JOE!

The squirrels stopped and all rushed out, nearly tripping everyone on their way out, before your door opened and Monkey Joe stepped out with his cigarette.

Doreen: Did you do this?! I told you smoking was bad for you to!

Monkey Joe: Chip chip chip.

Doreen gasped.

Doreen: I will not be shoving anything up there! You are grounded for a month young man!

Monkey Joe: Chip chip chip chip!

He threw down the cigarette and ran off to Doreen's room. The entire place was a mess.

Tandy: Uh, where are the guys?

As soon as she asked that, your whole group came walking in with wide smiles. Viv's head popped up.

Viv: I am detecting traces of marijuana in the air.

Danny have a rock and roll sign before snickering. You turned to everyone and sushed them.

Y/N: I got this guys.

Riri: Care to explain yourselves?

You turned back around to come up with some excuse but started to laugh. You had to calm yourself down before taking a deep breath.

Y/N: Well, you see, uh.....Sam is super horny.

Every single guy burst out laughing, Miles fell to the floor, before Nadia looked at Quentin.

Nadia: You to?!

Quentin: I am s-so happy!

Everyone started laughing again as the girls all looked at you confused and unamused.

Robbie: We need to do this more often.

Tyrone: Absolutely!

Felicia crossed her arms and glared at you.

Felicia: Really Y/N? I expect this from Sam or Robbie but you?! You the leader and you come home like this?

Y/N: You're one to talk! Look at the base! What the hell happened here?!

Doreen: Squirrel party.

You started laughing harder before you fell over.

Miles: I need food.

The next morning everyone pitched in to help clean up the base. Monkey Joe was swiftly grounded and all the guys were lectured on the side effects of drug use. Unfortunately for the girls, none of it stayed with you all for very long. Guys night was amazing.