Your POV

Stan always plans a fair behind the shack around this time a year. Everything he uses his super cheap, yet what everything costs at the fair is pretty damn expensive.

Hey, that's Stan for you.

Stan: There she is, girls, the cheapest fare money can rent! I spared every expense.

You, Mabel, and Stan: *see a sky trim fall with Dipper inside*

Dipper: I think the sky trim is broken. Also most of my bones.

Stan: *laughs* This guy!

You: *help Dipper out* You ok, Pine Hat?

Dipper: *blushes a little* Y-yeah, thanks...

You: Don't mention it!

Stan: Alright alright, I got a job for you three. I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates, got slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit. *gives you, Dipper, and Mabel some flyers*

Mabel: Grunkle Stan, is that legal?

Stan: Where there are no cops around, anything's legal!!! Soos, how's that dunk tank coming along? *walks over to Soos*

You: ... Yeah, ok. *rip the paper in half and through them in the trash can*

Dipper and Mabel: *laugh before doing the same*

Mabel: Ooh, funnel cake!!! *runs off*

Dipper: ... *clears his throat* S-so uh, (y/n)...

You: Yeah?

Dipper: I-I was thinking if... maybe we could hang out at the fair together...?

You: *shrug* Sure, why not?

Dipper: Wait, really...?!?

You: *chuckle a bit* Yeah.

Stan: *from far away* (y/n), can you come over for a sec?!?

You: *groan* Guess I'm still on duty for now. See you later?

Dipper: Yeah, see ya!

With that, I walk away. I liked spending time with Pine Hat, and I didn't really have anyone else to hang with. I was kind of looking forward to this!

Dipper's POV

12:00 came, the fair had already started. (y/n) and I had been hanging out for a while now, and I was super glad about it!

We were at the corn dog stand, both of us got one. Mine was plain while hers had some sauce.

Dipper: How do they get them into this shape? It's unnatural!

You: But Pine Hat, they're so... *raise your corn dog making it seem like it's at the end of the word delicious* delicious?

You and Dipper: *laugh*

You: *a drop of sauce falls on your shirt* Ah dang! Ugh, this'll be hard to clean off. I'll be back in a sec! *walk off*

Dipper: I'll be right here!!! *laughs awkwardly, then whispers* I love you!

Mabel: *walks over* Look at you two! Getting all romantic at the fare!

Dipper: C'mon, it's no big deal.

Mabel: Yeah it is!

Dipper: Ok, you're right, it is!!! Isn't this amazing?!? I just dove in!!! I said: "Hey, you wanna hang out at the fare?!?" And you know what she said?!? "Sure, why not!!!" It totally worked!!! All your advice about just going for it, it's finally paying off!!!

Mabel: When are you gonna learn Dipper? I'm always right about everything.

Bill: *walks over* Hi!

Mabel: Oh, hello!!!!!! You're (y/n)'s friend, right?!?!?

Bill: Call me Bill, kid! Anyways, speaking of (y/n), have you two seen her anywhere?

Dipper: Yeah, you know I think I saw her in the Bottomless Pit, you should really go jump in there. *smirks*

Mabel: !!!

Bill: *smirks* Well played, Pinetree, well played. *purposely bumps into Dipper before walking away*

Dipper: *rubs his arm* Pinetree...?

Mabel: What was that about? Bill seems like a nice guy!

Dipper: Yeah, a nice and good-looking guy! I need to keep him away from (y/n) at all times!

Mabel: Don't worry, brother, whatever happens, we'll be right here supporting you every step of the- OH MY GOSH A PIG!!!! *runs to the pig*

And with that, she left to get her pig, and soon after, (y/n) came back. We walked around for a few hours when we saw a place with some weird colorful plush toys.

You: Whoa, check that out!!! I dunno what they are, but they seem cuddly as heck!!! Stan once taught me that you won by aiming for the carny's head and take the prize when he's unconscious.

Dipper: *laughs* That is a good strategy. But I think I'll stick with the normal one. *gives the carny a ticket* One ball please!

Carny: *gives Dipper a baseball* You only get one chance.

You: *give him a thumbs up*

Dipper: And a one, and a two, and a...! *throws the ball which bounces against the table and hits your eye*

You: OW, MY EYE!!!

Dipper: Oh my gosh oh my gosh, (y/n), are you ok?!?!?

You: Does it look swollen...?

Dipper: !!!! Everything's gonna be fine, don't worry!!! I'll- I'll go get some ice!!!

I ran off and got a bag of ice, but as I ran back to her, some guy bumped into me, making me drop the ice. I managed to get it all in the bag, but when I saw (y/n)...

Bill: Just ease your eye into the freezy cone.

You: Thanks, BC, this is sweet. Both the gesture and the flavored syrup!

Bill: Yeah, I was just here in the tight place at the right time.

Dipper: ...

Bill: Um... so, there's something I've been meaning to ask you for a while now... Uh... Would you... like to go out with me...?

Dipper: *clutches the now empty bag of ice closer to him*

You: ... *shrug* Sure, why not?

Bill: Yes!

Dipper: *stares at you and Bill in shock*

Mabel: Look, Dipper!!! I won my pet pig!!! Hi name is Waddles!!! I call him that because he Waddles!!! *makes Waddles waddle (idk why this made me laugh🤣)* Waaaaadllllle!!!

Dipper: Everything is different now...!

Mabel: What are you looking at?

Dipper: *points at you and Bill*

You and Bill: *leave to go on a ride together*

Mabel: Oh...

A few hours passed, and I was really not in the mood to do anything whatsoever...

Dipper: *laying down on a game machine*

Mabel: *holding Waddles who's in a nurse outfit, and pretends to speak for Waddles* "Paging Dr. Waddles, we got a boy here with a broken heart." *laughs, then frowns* C'mon man, these are the jokes.

Dipper: Mabel, do you ever wish you could go back and undo just one mistake?

Mabel: Nope, I do everything right all the time!!!

Dipper: *sits up* I mean (y/n) only went out with Bill because he was there with the ice and she only needed ice because of the baseball and I would've had the ice if it wasn't for- *gasp* that guy!!!! *points at a man with a gray bodysuit and goggles, then he runs towards him*

Mabel: *follows Dipper*

Dipper: Hey you!!! Tool belt!!! You ruined my life!!!

Man: Huh?!?

Dipper: Don't "huh" me, I've seen you before!!! What's your deal, are you following us around?!?

Mabel: And why are you bald, what's that all about?!?

Man: Oh, my position has been compromised!!! Assuming stealth mode!!! *tinkers with his watch causing his suit to change like a hologram* Color match, initiating color match!!!  C'mon, dang it!!! *takes a screwdriver and uses it on his watch*

Mabel: That's amazing!!! *gasp* Are you from the future or something?!?

Man: Uh, no!!! Who told you that?!? Memory wipe!!! *throws a wipe wt Mabel's face*

Mabel: *takes the wipe off her face* That's a baby wipe.

Man: *sigh* Alright, you've cornered me. I'm... a time traveler...

Dipper: So wait a minute, if you're from the future do you have like a time machine or something?

Man: That's kind of how it works.

Dipper: Can I borrow it?

Man: What?!? No!!!

Dipper: C'mon, can I use your time machine just once?!?

Man: Out of the question!!! You know, this is sensitive extremely complicated time equipment!!!

Dipper: It looks like a tape measure.

Man: You shut your time mouth!!!

Dipper: This making any sense to you two?

Mabel: I think he's just crazy.

Man: Oh, don't believe me?!?

He takes the "time machine" and uses it, I guess. He disappeared for a second before appearing again. He had a medieval outfit however.

Man: Guess where I was!

Dipper and Mabel: Woah...!!!

Man: That's right! Fifteen years ago there was a costume store right here!!! One second! *disappears and appears again, this time with his normal outfit, then he puts out the fire that appeared in his shoulder* Pat, pat pat! Pat down!

Mabel: So who are you again?

Man: *shows his ID* I'm Blendin Blandin, time anomaly remover crew year 207012. My mission is to stop a series of time anomalies that are supposed to happen at this very location, but-but I don't see any anomalies!!! I don't know if it's some kind of paradox or if I'm just really tired!

Dipper: You know, you sound like you could use a break!

Mabel: Definitely, definitely. Might we recommend one of the various attractions at the Mystery Fare?

Blendin: You know what? What the heck! I'm worth it! *takes the tickets Mabel had offered* But I've got my eye on you! *goes to a ride* One please!

Soos: Aw sorry dude, you're gonna have to take your belt off for the ride. One of your tools might fly off and accidentally fix something.

Blendin: *takes his belt and gives it to Soos* Guard it with your life!

Soos: I'll watch it like a hawk, dude.

Blendin: *gets on the ride*

Soos: *places the belt on a nearby barrel*

Dipper: *steals the belt*

We go back inside and sit on the table.

Dipper: Here it is, Mabel, our ticket to any moment in history.

Mabel: Let's go get two dodos and force them to make out!!!

Dipper: No, we gotta be smart about this. All that paradox talk kind of freaked me out. All I'm gonna do is go back and fix my one mistake. If I don't miss that baseball throw, I won't hit (y/n) in the eye, and Bill won't comfort her, and they won't start going out.

Mabel: I wanna come too! I'm gonna relive the greatest moment of my life! Winning Waddles! *kisses Waddles' forehead*

Dipper: *takes the time measure and sets it to the right time* See you later.

Mabel: See you earlier!!! Yack yack yack!!!

I press the button and Mabel and I high five. When we pull away, we see ourselves 6 hours before!

Mabel ran off to get Waddles again, and I ran over to (y/n). Unfortunately, the same thing from before happened again!

Freaky...

Mabel and I ended up going back in time various times, and the same mistake happened over and over and over! Sometimes it went worse.

Dipper: *writing a very large equation on a glass window of a popcorn cart and mumbling to himself*

Mabel: Face it, Dipper, you're obviously fated to have a bad day at the fair. Just like I'm fated to be with Waddles!

Dipper: *writes an equal sign* Is like there's one variable missing...

Mabel: *appears beside the equal sign* What's a variable?

Dipper: *gasp* That's it!!! I figured out a way to win the toss, not hit (y/n), and stop (y/n) and Bill from going out!!!

Mabel: Awesome!!! I'm gonna go win my pig again!!! *starts to walk away*

Dipper: *stops her* Whoawhoawhoawhoa, you can't leave, I need you for my plan!

Mabel: But what about Waddles?

Dipper: It'll just take a few minutes!

With that, I go to (y/n), and my plan sets in action. To my surprise, it actually worked. When Bill came over though, he was a bit confused, which made me confused, but I shrugged it off.

(y/n) and I went on a ride. After the third time on it...

You: That was even more awesome the third time around!!! Ooh, funnel cake!!! *jump off with Dipper* Let's go get some!!! *run off*

Dipper: *is about to follow you*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Dipper: *looks around confused*

Mabel: AHHHHHH!!!!!

Dipper: What's w-!

Mabel: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Dipper: Mabel-!

Mabel: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Dipper: I'll just wait 'till you're done.

Mabel: I'm done.

Dipper: Ok, what is wrong?

Mabel: We messed up the timeline!!! Pacifica saw the flyer and won Waddles before I did!!! She took Waddles, Dipper!!!

Dipper: Oh, Mabel, I'm sorry...

Mabel: *sigh* It's ok, *takes the time measure* we just need to go back and do things differently.

Dipper: *snatches it back* Mabel, wait, look, I did the math. In any other timeline (y/n) ends up going out with Bill, I can't mess this day up again!

Mabel: But if we don't go then I'll loose Waddles forever!!!

Dipper and Mabel: *start to fight over the time measure causing the time measure to land on a cart and come back sending them to a different time*

Dipper and Mabel: *appear in the middle of a dirt road*

Dipper: When are we?!?

Mabel: The real question is: when are we~?!?

Dipper and Mabel: ... *talk about how he said that first, then hear rumbling sounds and turn around to see a stampede coming your way* AHHHHHHH!!!! *start to run away, then they fall into a covered wagon*

Mabel: Where are we?!? The seventies?!?

Dipper: You sent us back a hundred and thirty years, genius!!! It's pioneer times!!!

Man Riding The Wagon: By Trembley!!! Fertilia, it seems you've given birth to three more children!

Fertilia: *surrounded by children of all ages* It appears I have. More little hands to render the tallow.

Mabel: *laughs* Tallow?!? What?!?

Boy: Her mouth is filled with silver, mother!

Mabel: These are called bracers!

Dipper: Mabel we can't mess with the past!!!

Mabel: Oh, says the guy who messed with the past all day and caused me my pig?!? *takes out a calculator from Dipper's backpack* I'll mess with whatever I want!!! Check it out, a magic button machine!!! *gives the calculator to the boy* Shoes that blink!!! *stomps making her shows blink as Fertilia and the kids stare in awe*

Dipper: *snatches the calculator back*

Mabel: Hey sister! Guess who gets to vote in the future! Ladies!!! *offers a high five* Up top!!!

Fertilia: *awkwardly high fives her*

Mabel: That's called a high five!!! Teach it to your friends!!!

Dipper : *snatches the time measure from Mabel* Gimme that!!! I'm gonna set the timeline right!!!

Mabel: NO!!! *tackles Dipper accidentally sending you all to another time*

Dipper and Mabel: *teleport in front of a T-Rex* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

T-Rex: *is about to eat you all*

Dipper and Mabel: AHHHHH!!!!
*Mabel sends them to a different time making both of them let out a sigh of relief, but get startled at a sudden laser* AH!!! *see they're in a futuristic apocalypse world*

Mabel: This future seems neat!!!

Dipper: *snatches the time measure and sends you all to another time*

We go threw many more timelines, dropping some things along the way. The time measure began to grow hotter and we all got sent to a pitch black area.

Mabel: Where are we?!?

Dipper: It's nothing but inky blackness for miles. Girls, don't you see?!? We've transported to the end of time!!!

Mabel: AH!!!

Dipper: AHHH!!!

Mabel: AH!!!

Dipper: AHHH!!!

Mabel: AH!!! *sniffs* Wait, why does it smell so bad in here? *pats around, eventually opening the door*

Dipper and Mabel: *step out of the portlier potty*

Mabel: Look, we're back in the present!!!

Dipper: But which present?

Dipper and Mabel: *see you hugging the panda duck thing and Pacifica dragging Waddles*

Dipper: Yes!!!

Mabel: No!!! *reaches for the time measure before staring to chase Dipper around the portlier party*

Dipper: *climbs to the top of the portlier potty as Mabel still runs around* Look, Mabel, it's over, ok?!? Give it up!!! I've worked too hard to loose this!!!

Mabel: But what about Waddles?!? He was my soulmate!!!

Dipper: You said that about a ball of yarn once!!! Do you really want (y/n) to date Bill?!?

Mabel: *tears forming in her eyes* I don't know... *takes out some pictures of her and Waddles and starts goes over to the totem pole before hitting her forehead against it repeatedly*

Dipper: You're not guilt tripping me, Mabel. Not this time.

Mabel: ...

Dipper: *jumps down and walks over to her* C'mon, Mabel, I know you! You're gonna forget about this in a day. *looks at the time measure* Here, hey, I'll prove it! *uses the time measure to skip a day* See?

Mabel: *continues to hit her forehead against the totem repeatedly* ...

Dipper: Ok... maybe you'll forget in a week! *uses the time measure to skip a week*

Mabel: *continues to hit her forehead against the totem repeatedly* ...

Dipper: A month, she'll be better in a month. *uses the time measure to skip a month*

Mabel: *continues to hit her forehead against the totem repeatedly* Waddles... Waddles...

Soos: *walks over with a group of tourists* And if you look to your left you'll see Miserable Mabel, the girl who went bonkers after her dreams were shattered by some heartless jerk. Oh hey Dipper.

Dipper: ... *looks at the time measure and sighs, then goes back in time* ...

You: I dunno what they are, but they seem cuddly as heck!!!

Dipper: ... *sigh* (y/n), I just wanted to say that... Well, I just wanted to say that people make mistakes. And when they do, you should forgive them. ... And also the color yellow is overrated.

You: Uh, ok...?

Dipper: *gives the carny a ticket* One ball please...

Carny: *gives Dipper a baseball* You only get one chance.

You: *give him a thumbs up*

Dipper: And a one and a two and a... *throws the ball which bounces against the table and hits your eye*

You: OW, MY EYE!!!

Bill: *walks over* Hey (y/n), are you ok...?!? *walks away with you*

Dipper: ... It is done.

Mabel: *runs over and tackles Dipper in a hug* DIPPER!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!

Waddles: *licks Dipper's cheek*

Mabel: *lifts him up and hugs him tightly*

Waddles: *oinks*

Mabel: He said 'Thank You' in pig!!! Aren't you, Waddles?!?

Waddles: *rolls unto his back adorably*

Pacifica: *passes by as a chicken pecks her* Ow. Ow. Ow.

Dipper: I couldn't break your heart, Mabel. Besides, there's no way (y/n) can date Bill all summer, right?

???: *snatches the time measure* YOU TWO!!!

Dipper and Mabel: AH!!!

Mabel: *holds Waddles who shrieks a bit frightened*

Blendin: Do you have any idea how many rules you just broke?!?!? I-I'm asking, I-I wasn't there with you!!! It was probably a lot, right?!?!?

Two Futuristic Guards Appear: *appear next to Blendin*

You: *look away covering your face with your arm* ...

Guard 1: Blendin Blandin?

Blendin: Ah, the time paradox avoidance enforcement quadrant!!!

Guard 2: That's right, and our phones have been ringing off the hook. They're settlers high-fiving in the eighteen hundreds. And calculators littered through eight centuries.

Guard 1: You are under arrest for violations of the time traveler's code of conduct.

Blendin: *as the two guards grab his arms* I-it was those kids!!! And they're leader, Waddles!!!

Guard 1: That's a pig, Blendin.

Guards: *drag Blendin away*

Dipper: Well, we're still here.

Mabel: I guess he forgot to go back!

Some time later, Mabel and I were walking around.

Mabel: So I guess we never found out who is causing those time anomalies Blendin was looking for!

Dipper: Wait, Mabel, I think it was us!

Mabel: Ugh, my brain hurts...

Dipper: *sees you and Bill, Bill holding a caramel apple* Oh geez, I gotta deal with this all summer...?

Mabel: I'm on it. *puts Waddles down and pats his back*

Waddles: *sniffs the caramel and runs over tackling Bill*

Bill: AH!!!

You: *burst into an uncomfortable laughter*

Dipper and Mabel: *laugh*

Dipper: *looks at Waddles and sighs* That'll do, pig.

Waddles: *happy oink*

Dipper: *smiles* That'll do.

Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!

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