Dipper's POV

We were in the living room watching Tiger Fist when it started. Most days, (y/n) would stay with us since morning 'till night.

Narrator: *in the tv* The tiger was badly injured in the explosion but we repaired him with a fist.

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *cheer*

Narrator: Tiger Fist will return after these messages.

Soos: Hey look, is that commercial I was telling you guys about.

Narrator: Are you completely miserable? Then you need to meet *in a soft yet creepy whisper* Gideon!!!

Dipper: Gideon?

You: What makes him so special?

Narrator: He's a psychic!

Mabel: *tilts her head* Aru?

Narrator: Don't waste your time with other so called "Man of Mystery". Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's tent of telepathy!!! *says the credits*

Mabel: Wow, I'm getting all curious-y inside!

Stan: Well don't get to curious-y, ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town I've had nothing but trouble.

Mabel: Is he really a psychic?!?

You: I think we should go and find out!

Stan: Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition! No one that lives under my roof is aloud under that... Gideon's roof.

Dipper: Do tents have roofs?

Mabel: I think we just found our loophole! Literally! *shows you and Dipper a piece of string with a loop* Muap muap!

Narrator: So come down soon, folks! Gideon's expecting you!

And so later on we go to Gideon's Tent of Telepathy. As we sat down, I got a strange feeling up my spine that I did NOT like...

Dipper: Woah, this is like a bizarro version of the Mystery Shack.

You: They even have their own Soos! *points at a man who looks similar to Soos but is named Deuce according to his name tag*

Soos: *glares at Deuce as he eats his empanada* 

Mabel: It's starting! It's starting!!!

Dipper: Let's see what this monster looks like.

The lights go dark and the stage lights up showing a big silhouette of a person. The curtains open showing a kid about our age, possible younger, with hair bigger than its entire head.

Gideon: Hello America! My name's Lil' Gideon!!! *claps his hands as dove's come out of his hair*

Audience: *cheers*

You: That's Stan's mortal enemy?

Mabel: But he's so wittle!

Gideon: Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight! Such a gift! I have a vision. I predict you'll soon all say "Aww!!!" *does a "cute" pose*

Audience: Aww!!!

Mabel: It came true!!!

Dipper: What? I'm not impressed.

You: Me neither.

Mabel: You're both impressed~!!!

Gideon: Hit it, dad!

Bud: *starts to play the piano*

Gideon: *throws his cape which is caught by a woman who's attacked by other women, then Gideon starts to sing* Oh I can see what others can't see. It ain't some sideshow trick, it's innate ability! Where others are blind I am futurely inclined! And you too can see if you were wittle ol' me! *giggles* C'mon everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!!!

Audience including You: *stand up*

You: !!! What?!?

Dipper: How did he-?!?

Gideon: Keep it going! *points at a lady with cats* You wish your son would call you more.

Old Lady: I'm leaving everything to my cats!

Gideon: *points at Blubs who has a lot of Gideon merchandise* I sense that you've been here before.

Blubs: What gave it away?!?

Dipper: C'mon.

Gideon: *goes to Mabel* I'll read your mind if I'm able. Something tells me you're named Mabel! *goes back to the stage*

Mabel: *moves her arms revealing the sweater she was wearing said Mabel* How'd he do that?

You: *roll your eyes in annoyance*

Gideon: So welcome all ye!!! To the Tent of Telepathy...!!! And thanks for visiting *winks* Little ol' me!!! *dances some more before finishing*

Audience: *claps*

Gideon: *drinks water* Thank you!!! You people are the real miracle!!!

Mabel: Wooo!!!! Yeahaha!!!

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *exit the tent*

Dipper: Man, that kid's an even bigger fraud than Stan!

You: And that says a lot! No wonder he's jealous!

Mabel: C'mon, his dance moves were adorable!!! And did you see his hair?!? It was like whoosh!!!

You: You're too easily impressed.

Dipper: You were once impressed about a leaf.

Mabel: *as she pokes you and Dipper* Yeah yeah!

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *laughs*

The next morning I was sitting on the dining table drinking some water when Mabel came in with a face filled with sparkles...?

Mabel: Check it out, guys, I've successfully bedazzled my face!!! *tries to blink* Blink!!! Ow...

Dipper: Is that permanent?

Mabel: I'm unappreciated in my time...

*doorbell rings*

Stan: *from another room* Somebody answer that door!!!

Mabel: *as she wipes away the bedazzlements* I'll get it!!! *goes to the door*

She didn't return after that, but I just ignored it.

Mabel's POV

Later on, Dipper was on the couch reading his journal when I came in.

Mabel: Hey,Dipper, *waves her hands in his face showing him her long pink nails* what's going on~?!?

Dipper: Woah, where have you been?!? And what's up with this fingernails, you look like a wolverine!

Mabel: I know, right?!? Rawr!!! I was hanging out with my new pal Gideon, he's one dapper little man!

Dipper: Mabel, I don't trust anyone who's hair is bigger than their head.

Mabel: Oh, leave him alone! You never want to do girly stuff with me. You and Soos get to do boy stuff all the time.

Dipper: What do you mean?

Soos: Hey dude, you ready to blow up these hotdogs in the microwave one by one?

Dipper: Am I?!?

Soos and Dipper: *go to the kitchen laughing*

Mabel: *sigh* ...

You: *enter* What up, M! Whoa, what the heck happened to you?

Mabel: I was hanging out with Gideon!

You: ... ok?

Mabel: Hey, you wanna play fashion show with me?!?

You: Uh, I have to go to work, sorry!

Mabel: You never work anyways!!!

You: Ihavetogobye!!! *run to the gift shop*

The next day, I left to hang out with Gideon again. At the time we were on the roof of Gideon's family factory on a hill looking at the town.

Mabel: Whoa, the view from your family's factory's nuts!!! Good thing we both brought our...

Mabel and Gideon: *as you take out some opera glasses* Opera glasses!!! *laugh*

Gideon: You know, Mabel, when I'm up here looking down on all them little people, *whispers* I feel like I'm king of all I survey...!!! I guess that makes you my queen!!!

Mabel: Whaaat?!? You're being so nice to me right now!!! *playfully hits Gideon* Quit it!!!

Gideon: I can't quit it, I am speaking from the heart!

Mabel: From the where now?

Gideon: Mabel, I've never felt this close with anyone, so so close...!!! *tries to pet Mabel's hair*

Mabel: *pushes his hand away* Look, Gideon, I um... *pushes his hand away again* I like you a lot, but let's just be friends.

Gideon: At least just give me a chance! Mabel, would you do me the honor of going on a date with me?

Mabel: A play date?

Gideon: *shakes his head*

Mabel: A shopping date?

Gideon: *shakes his head* It'll just be one little ol' date! I swear on my lucky bolo tie!

Mabe: Um...

Gideon: *puppy eyes*

Mabel: Ok then, I guess.

Gideon: Mabel Pines, you have made me the happiest boy in the world!!! *hugs Mabel*

Mabel: ...are you sniffing my hair?

~skip to next day, Dipper and Mabel playing video games in the living room~

Mabel: It's not a date date, it's just you know, I didn't want to hurt his feelings, so I figured I'd throw him a bone.

Dipper: Mabel, guys don't work that way, he's gonna fall in love with you.

Mabel: Pfft, yeah right, I'm not that lovable. *defeats Dipper in the game* Kaboom, yes!!!!!

Dipper: Ok, we agree on something here.

*doorbell*

Mabel: *opens the door but falls back at the sight of a sudden horse* AHH!!!

Gideon: A night of enchantments awaits, m'lady!

Mabel: Oh boy.

~skip to Mabel and Gideon on a booth at a restaurant*

Mabel: I can't believe they let us bring in a horse in here!

Gideon: Well, people have a hard time saying no to me.

Waiter: Ah, Monsieur Gideon! Ze feet on ze table! An excellent choice!

Gideon: Jean Luc, what did we discuss about eye contact?

Jean Luc: *looks away* Yes yes, very good! *walks away*

Mabel: I've never seen so many forks!!! And water with bubbles in it?!? *gasp* Ooh la la, oui oui!!!

Gideon: Oh! Parlez vous francais?

Mabel: ...I have no idea what you're saying.

Your POV

I was in the gift shop with Pine Hat, Wendy, and Soos. Mabel was nowhere in sight but I just shrugged it off. We were doing our one things in silence when...

Stan: *walks in holding a newspaper* Hey!!! What the jackal is Mabel doing in the paper next to that greasy pickpocket Gideon?!?

Wendy: *checks her phone* Oh yeah, it's like a big deal! Everyone is talking about Gideon and Mabel's big date tonight!

Stan: What?!?!?!? That little shyster is dating my great niece?!?!?!?

Soos: I wonder what the new name will be for the power couple! Mabideon? Gideabel? Magibeleon!!!

You: *snicker*

Soos: Mmm, I don't hear the names Mabel or Gideon in there.

Stan: *throws the newspaper on the ground before storming off*

Dipper: I didn't know, I didn't hear about it!!! Plus (y/n) and I told her not to!!!

Stan: *storms in dressed in his suit* Yeah well, it ends tonight!!! I'm going right down to that little skunk's house!!! This is gonna stop right now!!! *leaves*

Soos: Dude, wouldn't it be funny if that was a closet and he had to come back out again and walk out the real door?

You, Dipper, and Wendy: ...

Soos: *opens the door* Nope, real door.

Mabel's POV

Gideon: And so I said: "Autograph your own headshots, lady!!!" *laughs*

Mabel: *laughs awkwardly* Yeah... *goes to poke the lobster to see it was still alive*

Gideon: Mabel, tonight's state was a complete success, and tomorrow's date promises to top this one in every way!

Mabel: Whoa whoa, you said just one date, and this was it!

Gideon: Hark, what a surprise!!! A red christened South American rainbow macaw!!!

Macaw: *lands on Gideon's arm*

Mabel: AH!!! *takes the lobster and protects it*

Gideon: One two three four...

Macaw: Mabel. Will. You. Accompany. Gideon. To. The ballroom. Dance. This. Thurbday.

Gideon: *shakes the macaw*

Macaw: Thursday. *coughs out an invitation and flies away*

Woman: Hah, so adorable!!!

Chef: Gideon's got a girlfriend!!!

Gideon: *takes the invitation* They're expecting us, please say you'll go!

People: *start to gather around* Aww!!!

Mabel: Oh Gideon, I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to say...

Blubs: I'm on the edge of my seat!!!

Tyler: This is gonna be adorable!!!

Old Woman: If she says no, I'll die from sadness!!!

Doctor: I can verify that that will indeed happen.

Mabel: ...

Your POV

Later on we were in the living room reading Dipper's journal when Mabel came in holding... a lobster?

You: Hey, how'd it go?

Mabel: I don't know... *puts the lobster in the fish tank* I have a lobster now...

You: Aww!!! *run over to the fish talk* It's adorable!!!

I'm thinking of naming the lobster in this story. Leave in the comments what name I should give it!

Dipper: Well, at least it's over and you won't ever go out with him again!

Mabel: ...

Dipper: Mabel, it's over, right?

You: ...Mabel...?

Mabel: BLARG!!!!! He asked me out again and I didn't know how to say no!!

Dipper: Like this! "No"!!!

Mabel: It's not that easy, guys!!! And I do like Gideon, as a friend slash little sister!!! So I didn't want to hurt his feelings!!!

You: Mabel, the more you keep this up, the worse it'll be.

Mabel: I know, I just need to get things back to how they used to be. You know, friends!

I was worried about Mabel, her kind heart was gonna be the end of her one of this days. Later that day, she left for her date, and returned pretty late. Dipper and I were chatting and passing by the door when...

Mabel: He's so nice but I can't keep doing this, but I can't break his heart!!! Ah, there's no way out!!!

Dipper: What in the heck happened on that date?

Mabel: I don't know!!! I was in the friend zone, and then before I knew what was happening he pulled me into the romance zone!!! It was like quicksand!!! Chubby quicksand...!!!

Dipper: Mabel, c'mon, it's not like you're gonna have to marry Gideon.

Stan: *enters* Great news Mabel, you have to marry Gideon!!!

Mabel: WHAT?!?

You: Uh oh.

Stan: It's part of my long term deal with Buddy Gleeful. There's a lot of cash tide up in this thing~! Plus I got this shirt! Woah, I am fat.

Mabel: *runs away* AHHHHH!!!!

Stan: Bodies change honey, bodies change...

You and Dipper: *look at each other worriedly*

We go to our room. Mabel was in a corner hiding herself inside her sweater.

Dipper: Oh no, Mabel-

Mabel: Mabel's not here, she's in sweater town...

You: Are you going to come out of sweater town...?

Mabel: *shakes her head and whimpers*

Dipper: Alright, enough is enough! If you can't break up with Gideon, then (y/n) and I will do it for you.

Mabel: *picks out of her sweater* You will?!?

You: We will?!?

Dipper: We will.

Mabel: *as she playfully punches Dipper* Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you! *hugs Dipper, then hugs you*

And so Dipper and I go to the Club, one of Gravity Falls's fanciest restaurants. I had knots in my stomachs, I wasn't sure about this idea, but Mabel was suffering and I was willing to do whatever I could to help her. We spot Gideon and go to his table.

Dipper: Ahem.

Gideon: Oh, Dipper Pines, (y/n)
(l/n), how are you? You look good, you look good!

Dipper: Uh, thanks? Look, Gideon, we gotta talk. Mabel isn't joining tonight, she uh...

You: She doesn't want to see you anymore. She's weirded out by you.

Dipper: No offense!

Gideon: So what you're saying is... you've come between us... *eye twitch*

Dipper: You're not gonna like... freak out or anything, are ya...?

Gideon: ...of course not, this things happen! *chuckles* Bygones, you know.

You: Ok then, we should be going.

Dipper: Again, sorry man, but uh... hey thumbs up, huh?

You and Dipper: *go outside*

Mabel: How'd it go? Was he mad? Did he try to read your minds with his psychic powers?

You: Don't worry, Mabel.

Dipper: Yeah, he's just a kid. He doesn't have any powers.

Dipper's POV

The next day, Mabel and I were playing with Soos.

Soos: *puts a pillow under his shirt* Hit me, dude!

Dipper and Mabel: *run at Soos and bump into the pillow in his stomach while laughing*

Soos: Feels good!

Mabel: I'm so glad everything's back to normal!

*phone from inside rings*

Mabel: Your turn!

Dipper: Your tu- aw man... *goes inside and picks up the phone* Yello?

Toby: Toby Determined, Gravity Falls gossiper!!!

Dipper: Oh, hey man! Sorry for accusing you of murder last week.

Toby: Water under the bridge!!! Say, we wanna interview you about wether you've seen anything unusual in this here town since you've arrived!!!

Dipper: Ah, finally, I thought nobody would ever ask!!! *takes out a tiny notebook and pen* I have notes and theories!!! Aha, aha! Four, one, two, Gopher Road. Tonight?!? Got it!!!

Yes!!! Finally, the question I have been waiting for!!! I called (y/n), telling her about it, and she soon arrived to leave later on. After that I went back outside and waited for tonight.

~time skip~

Nightfall started to come and we was making my way to our destination. We arrived at an abandoned warehouse out in the middle of nowhere. That's not suspicious at all...

You: Are you sure this is the place?

Dipper: It has to be.

You: I hope you're right about this, or else you won't here the end of it. ... That is, if we come out alive... *open the door*

You and Dipper: *go inside*

Dipper: Hello?

You: The inside's a lot creepier than the outside...

Dipper: Noted...

We decided to leave, but before we could the doors closed by themselves! Then we turned around to see someone in a chair faces the opposite way from us.

???: *turns around* Hello friends.

You: Gideon?!?

Gideon: *as he pets a plush of himself* Dipper Pines, how long have you been living in this town. A week, two? You look it here? Enjoy the scenery?

Dipper: What do you want from us, man?

Gideon: Listen carefully, boy, this town has secrets you couldn't begin to comprehend.

Dipper: Is this about Mabel? We told you she's not into you!

Gideon: Liar!!! You turned her against me!!! *starts to walk towards you and Dipper as he tightens his grip on his amulet* She was my peach dumpling!!!

Dipper: Are you ok man...?

Gideon: *raises his arm causing you and Dipper to levitate*

Dipper: *gasp*

You: !!!!!

Gideon: *toses you and Dipper into a pile of boxes*

Dipper: *picks up a Gideon doll with a confused look*

Gideon: Reading minds isn't all I can do.

Dipper: But- but you're a fake!

Gideon: Oh tell me Dipper, is this fake? *raises countless things including you*

You: AHH!!!

Dipper: Put her down!!!!

Gideon: Gladly. *throws to the other side*

You: *crash into the wall and fall with a painful thud making you grunt in pain*

Dipper: (y/n)!!!

Gideon: *throws things at Dipper who avoids it all*

Dipper: *avoids a falling shelf making him crash next to you, he then caresses his head* Grunkle Stan was right, you are a monster!!!

Gideon: You're sister will be mine!!! *laughs evilly, then pulls the cord on a Gideon plush who laughs evilly too*

Dipper: *picks up a Gideon bat and runs towards Gideon*

You: !!!

Gideon: Who's a cute little guy? You are.

Gideon Plush: No you are!

Dipper: *tries to hit Gideon*

Gideon: *picks Dipper up*

You: Dipper!!!!!!

Dipper: She's never gonna date you man!!!!!

Gideon: That's a lie!!! And I'm gonna make sure you never lie to me again friend!!! *picks up some shears*

You: *run over and tackle Gideon*

Gideon: AH, GET OFF ME!!!

You: DON'T YOU DARE HURT HIM!!!

Gideon: *manages to grab his amulet and makes you float into the air*

You: !!!!!!!

Gideon: I never liked you, girly. And you know what they say, *makes the shears open and float very close to you* ladies first.

You: AHH!!!

Dipper: NO!!!

Mabel: *bursts in* Gideon, we have to talk!!!

Gideon: Mabel, my marshmalla!!!

Mabel: I'm sorry, Gideon, but I can't be your marshmallow...

Gideon: *tightens his grip on his amulet making you and Dipper start choking* I don't understand...

You: M-Mabel!!!

Dipper: This probably isn't the best time to be brutally honest with him!!!

Mabel: Hey, but we can still be makeover buddies, right?

Gideon: Really?!?

Mabel: *yanks Gideon's amulet away making you and Dipper fall on the floor* No, not really!!! You were like attacking my brother and best friend?!? What the heck?!?

Gideon: My tie!!! Give it back!!!

Mabel: *throws the tie at Dipper who catches it*

Dipper: Hah, not so powerful without this, are you?!?

Gideon: *tackles Dipper making them both fall through the window*

Mabel: Dipper!!!

You: ... What. An. Idiot.

Mabel: *uses the amulet to levitate you and herself to the ground and stopping Dipper and Gideon from falling*

Mabel: *lands* Listen, Gideon, it's over. I will never ever date you.

Dipper: Yeah.

Mabel: *stops levitating Dipper and Gideon making them fall on the ground*

Mabel: *throws the amulet at you which you catch with ease*

You: *through it on a rock making it shatter into pieces*

Gideon: My powers!!! Oh this isn't over, this isn't the last you'll see *whispers* of widdle ol' me...! *disappears into the darkness of the forest*

You, Dipper, and Mabel: ...

~skip to you and the twins on the living room~

Stan: *places the painting on the wall, then sighs* I coulda had it all... What the heck happened to you three?

Mabel: Gideon.

You: Gideon.

Dipper: Gideon.

Stan: Gideon, yeah, the little mutant swore vengeance on the whole family. I guess he's gonna try to nibble my ankle or something.

Dipper: Oh yeah. Yeah, how's he gonna destroy us now, huh? Try to guess what number we're thinking of?

Mabel: He'll never guess what number I'm thinking of. Negative eight! No one would guess a negative number.

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Stan: *laugh*

Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!

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