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Ep.19: Weirdmageddon Pt.2: Escape From Reality

Your POV

It hadn't been long until I opened my eyes, waking up from the sudden slumber I had been put in to. I was in some sort of jail cell, and I quickly noticed a glowing blue chain wrapped around my ankle.

Needless to say, I grew scared and began to panic.

"Ah, you're awake." A voice boomed through the room, startling me.

Bill: I was beginning to think I hit you too hard.

You: You hit me?!?

Bill: How else was I gonna bring you here? It's not like you were gonna want to come with me on your own will.

You: Let me go, Cipher!!!

Bill: I'm sorry, (y/n), I can't. Not when I know what you're capable of.

You: What are you talking about?!?

Bill: All will be explained soon, but for now, this is your new home! Not very home-y though. *snaps his fingers, the jail cell turning into a normal-looking bedroom* There we go.

You: *now sitting on a bed* !

Bill: I'll leave you to be settled. Now I just have to take care of the others.

You: BILL, IF YOU EVEN TRY TO HURT THEM, I'LL-!!!

Bill: Bye! *disappears*

You: !!!

"Taking care of the others"?!? What was that suppose to mean?!? Nothing good, that much I knew!!!

I need to get out of here...!!!

Dipper's POV

We entered the bubble. Everything was completely white. I started calling for Mabel, but there was no response. Suddenly the floor started to crack in rainbows. We started to fall eventually landing in some bouncy house.

Dipper: Huh? Is the entire ground a bouncy castle?

Wendy: Do you hear 80s music?

Soos: And does the air smell like child-like wonder?

Dipper, Wendy, and Soos: *peak inside the bouncy castle* Whoa...!!!

The place was a big land of rainbows, color, and sparkle! It was like something a four year old girl would draw. Some of the creatures had familiar faces, others didn't. Even her old crushes were here. Ew. Then a car parked near us with Xyler and Craz in it.

Craz: Welcome to Mabeland!!!

Dipper: Aaaaaaaand this is worse than the apocalypse.

Wendy: *covering herself from the light* Dude, this place hurts my eyes!

Xyler and Craz: *walk over to you all*

Xyler: Oh that's normal, Mabeland's rainbows have colors only bees and art students can see!!! Now who wants to go on the grand tour?!?

Dipper: Do we have a choice?

Xyler and Craz: No!!!

As we drive...

Xyler: Mabeland is the ultimate paradise, and the only rule: there are no rules!!!!!!

Craz: Except for one rule, which is very serious. But no one would ever break it so it's not worth mentioning!!!

Xyler and Craz: Yeahhhh!!!

Dipper: Listen, creepy dream guys, we're not here to party, ok? We just need to find Mabel and get her out of here! Where is she?

Craz: Our home girl Mabel lives at our next stop!!! *after crashing through many things he drives you all to the beach*

All: *exit the car*

Xyler: Now come at Rad Snack served by awesome penguins!!!

Penguins: *come carrying many types off food*

Wendy: Hoho, score! I'm so hungry! *grabs a coconut drink*

Soos: *grabs some punch* Yeah, I haven't eaten or drunk anything except for part of my hat for the past three days!

Wendy and Soos: *clink your drinks*

Dipper: Can you guys just hold on a second? *pulls you all a bit far and whispers* Do you see what's happening here? Don't forget, this world was created by Bill! *slaps away the punch Soos was about to drink* That punch is probably blood!!! *points at the glitter falling over you all* And that glitter rain is probably ground-up bones or babies or something!!! Bill's using Mabel's own fantasies of some sick trap!!! We need to grab Mabel and get the heck out of here!!!

Craz: Oh Mabel?!? She's at the top of the tallest tower guarded by those big buff waffles guards!!!

Xyler: There's no way to get passed them!!!

Soos: *glares at the waffles* Someone hand me some syrup. *starts eating one of the waffle guards from behind*

Waffle Guard 1: AHH!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!! THE MOMENT WE'VE TRAINED FOR!!!

Waffle Guard 2: Don't worry, man!!! I gotcha-!!!

Wendy: *kicks out the second waffle's face*

Waffle Guard 2: AHH!!!!

Wendy: It's now or never, guys!!!

We go inside the tower which was filled with adorable living plush toys which we might've harmed. We run up the stairs to the last room to see Mabel sleeping on a bed. Wendy and I barricaded the doors while Soos takes Mabel in his arms. I saw Mabel rubbing her eyes sleepily.

Mabel: Soos...? Wendy...? Dipper...?

Wendy: The waffles are coming back!!! We gotta hurry!!!

Dipper and Soos: *help Wendy hold off the doors*

Mabel: Uh, guys?

Dipper: Don't worry, Mabel, we'll get you out of this!!!

Mabel: But Dipper! *claps her hands twice making everything float, then puts the plastic seats down and makes them all sit in each one*

Waffles: *bursts through the door and are about to attack you all*

Mabel: *claps her hands making the waffle guards stay straight*

Dipper: Mabel, what are you doing?!? We're trying to save you from this prison!!!

Mabel: This isn't a prison! *claps her hands making the lights turn on* I made this world!!! Well, I sort of woke up here, it's complicated.

Dipper: What are you saying...?!?

Mabel: *sits behind her desk and turns a sign that says Mayor Mabel* I'm saying this is my home now, and I don't wanna be saved!!!

Strange Puppy Bear Plush: *bonks into the window* Sorry, Mabel! *flies away*

Mabel: No worries, Bubble Bear!!!

Dipper: You did what?!?!?

Mabel: Look, after you said you wouldn't come back home with me at the end of summer for your "apprenticeship" I wanted to hide on my sweater forever! But then I woke up in a place that gives me exactly what I wanted: an endless summer where we'll never have to grow up!!! Here the sun shines all day, the party never ends, and now that you guys are here it's finally perfect!!!

Dipper: Listen, Mabel, we're not here to party! All of this is crazy!

Mabel: *groans* I figured you might say something like that, Dipper. That's why I prepared a backup Dipper with a more supportive attitude!!!

That's when a version of myself I never expected to see. He looked exactly like me, only at the same time he didn't. This one wore his hat on backwards, along with some weird colorful glasses, and he was riding a skateboard.

Dipper 2: Wiggity-wiggity-what's up, dude bros?!? I'm Dippy Fresh!!! I like skateboarding, supporting my sister, and punctuating every sentence with a high five!!! *offers a high five*

Soos: Oh, don't mind if I-!

Dipper: *clears his throat clearly annoyed*

Soos: I'm sorry, I can't leave him hanging!!! *high fives Dippy Fresh* Yus!!!

Dipper: You're dead to me, Soos.

Mabel: Trust me, you guys are gonna love it here! This world always knows what you want! Sometimes even before you do!!! *hugs a chinchilla that appeared out of thin air* Apparently I wanted a chinchilla!!! Right again, Mabeland!!!

Dipper: Mabel, listen to yourself! This is crazy! I'm sorry about our fight and I'm sorry things aren't great right now but that doesn't mean you can just stay in here forever!

Dippy Fresh: Hey, take a chill pill!!! Those grow on trees here!!!

Dipper: You stay out of this, Dippy Fresh!!!

Soos: Dude, calm down! Dippy Fresh didn't do anything to you, dawg!

Dippy Fresh: *walks away*

Mabel: I know it seems too good to be true, but just give this place a chance!!! Mabeland knows just what you want and always provides!!! *claps twice making magic heal all their wounds and clean them all up as if nothing had harmed them*

Soos: *eats a flying burger* Pudding center, nice!

Wendy: Uh, actually, Mabel, I'm with Dipper on this. Gravity Falls is in trouble and I really think-

Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, and Soos: *hear honking coming from nearby, then turn to see Wendy's friends riding a truck filled with fireworks*

Wendy's Friends: Wendy!!!!!

Wendy: Wha- guys?!? You're safe!!!

Lee: We've got a monster truck full of fireworks, fake IDs and pranking supplies!!!

Nate: Wanna drive this truck to the high school and glue this plunger to the principal's head?!?

Wendy: Yes, yes I do...!!!! Sorry, guys, I've always wanted to do that, I'll be back in just a few minutes! *gets in the truck and they all drive away*

Dipper: Wendy?!?

Soos: Don't worry, dude, there is nothing in this world that could break me from out mission!!!

Man Dressed As A Luchador: *enters* Soos, m'ijo, I have returned!

Soos: Holy- whoa whoa... Dad...?!?

Soos's Dad: You don't remember what I look like so I have the body of a pro wrestler and a face you once saw on a hot sauce bottle. I was never there for you, but in this world I can be.

Soos: You're perfect!

Dipper: Don't go with him, Soos!!! No matter what he offers you!!!

Soos's Dad: Want to play catch?

Soos: I'm sorry, dudes, even if it is all a dream, I gotta play just one game. *leave with his father*

Dipper: Soos!!! Ok, this has gone too far!!! You can't honestly think these fantasies are good for anyone!!!

Mabel: You can't argue with the results. People are happy here! Does it really matter if it's real or not? For once, stop listening to your head and listen to your heart! Mabeland has something for everyone! Even you! In fact:

Dipper: *sees some doors about to open, then turns away* Nope!!! Not looking! Not. Looking! *walks away*

I walked around for a long time. Everything was incredibly annoying. Eventually I sat by a stream and started to throw rocks in anger. But instead of falling and splashing on the water they bounce until the end.

Dipper: Ugh, even my stone skips are perfect!!! *sits down as he groans* Who am I kidding, maybe Mabel's right, it's a horror show out there. At least the air here is breathable.

???: *sits next to him* And you're talking to a tree. Dang, you've lost your mind.

Dipper: !!! (y-... (y-y/n)...?!?!?

You: Hey Pine Hat, long time no s-

Dipper: *hugs you tightly*

You: !!! ... *smiles softly, hugging him back*

Dipper: I-... *pulls away* I can't believe you're here!!!

You: Yeah, I was dropped here with Mabel. Though? I don't know why she gets to make all the rules.

Dipper: I'm just... I'm happy to finally see you... You have no idea how much I've missed you...

You: I've missed you too, Pine Hat...

Dipper: *looks at the river again, his smile fading away* Now we just have to come up with a plan to save Gravity Falls.

You: ... right...

Dipper: ... are you ok...?

You: ... Pine Hat, I've been thinking and... maybe it's best if we stay here...

Dipper: What?!?

You: We're safe in here, there's fresh air, fresh water, food, and... well, we could be together in peace. Go on dates, and... you know, stuff... *give him a sheepish smile while blushing* We have waisted enough time already...

Dipper: *blushes* Huh?!? O-oh, y-yeah, yeah, of course!!!

You: *giggle, then stand up and offer you hand* I had a feeling you'd agree:

Dipper: *laughs, as he reaches for your hand*

You: *smile*

Dipper: Wait! *backs away quickly* Ahhh, this isn't real!!!

You: What?

Dipper: I know you aren't real, the real (y/n) would never want to stay here knowing how the world is right now, she'd never give up!!!

In front of my eyes (y/n) turns into many insects and disappears. The whole world turns dark and things become horrifying.

Then the guys from Sev'ral Timez passed me and greeted me and everything turned back to normal?!? This isn't right! I started to panic, talking aloud "Oh my gosh, this is crazy, I'm- I'm loosing my mind, we have to get out of here, we have to go back to the REAL WORLD!!!"

The last word echoed throughout the world. Everyone gasping. I was tackled to the ground by the waffle guards as Mabel, Wendy, and Soos came.

Waffle Guard: Under article smiley-face of exhibit squeaky duck, you are here by accused of breaking our one rule: mentioning reality!

All Mabeland Creature: *murmur*

Waffle Guard: Prepare to be banished from this land forever!!!

Everyone: *see a portal to the real world*

Dipper: Mabel, you're smarter than this!!!! Bill has you hypnotized or something!!!! Are you really gonna let them banish me?!?!?

Mabel: No!!!! Of course not, that's my brother, guys!!!! There's gotta be another way!!!!

Waffle Guard: Very well. If Dipper wishes to stay, he must plead his case in the ultimate trial of Fantasy vs Reality.

Soos: *bites the waffle guard*

Waffle Guard: Hey!!! Wha-?!?

Soos: *whispers and points at the plush next to him* It was him!!!

We were all led to "court". Everyone from Mabeland was here, so were Wendy and Soos.

Dipper: Seriously, Mabel?!? You're letting them take our argument to court?!?

Mabel: Hey, I didn't make the rules in Mabeland.

Dipper: Yes you did!!! There's a tapestry of you making the rules!!!

Giraffe: All rise for the honorable judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face Shwartstein!!!

Kitty: *climbs up from his hole in the bottom of the cat-scratcher and bangs his squeaky mallet* Order! Order! This trial begins right meow! *sees a string hanging from the ceiling and bats it as he laughs*

Giraffe: *clears his throat* Judge?

Kitty: Sorry, sorry. *coughs* We are here to try to put paws in the case of Fantasy Vs Reality! If Dipper wins, Mabel will return with him to the real world. But if he looses, he will be banished forever and replaced by town darling Dippy Fresh! Dippy, c'mon.

Dippy Fresh: *as he puts on his cap* Flip-a-dip-dip!!! *poses*

Dipper: ...I hate him. So. Much.

Kitty: The final decision will be made by a jury of your peers.

Mabel: *claps her hands twice filling the jury with replicas of herself*

Jury Mabel 1: Hi there!!! I love your headband!!!

Jury Mabel 2: Shut your mouth, I love your headband!!!

Jury Mabel 5: We're all wearing the same headband!!!

Jury Mabels: *laughs* Headbands!!!!!

Dipper: Look, Mabel, this whole thing is ridiculous, but if winning a trial is what it takes to get you to come home with us then so be it!

Mabel: I'm sorry, Dipper, but I can only speak through my legal team now.

Xyler and Craz: *enter the court*

Craz: We have a doctorate degree in hunkiness!!!

Xyler: Also criminal and international law!!!

Kitty: Let's hear opening statements.

Xyler: Your honor, townsfolk, lovely ladies of the jury,

Jury Mabels: *reply happily to his flattery*

Craz: My case is simple: this very unrighteous dude thinks that reality is better than fantasy, but reality is bogus, lame, and whack.

Dipper: Objection, your honor, that's conjecture!!!

Kitty: Meowverrules!!!

Xyler: I'd like to show you this "reality" that Dipper loves much, and show you how it has wronged my client, and Dipper, their entire lives. *takes out a book that says Mabel's Memories* Exhibit A: Mabel's Scrapbook.

Everyone: *murmurs*

Xyler: *opens the book* Second grade, October 10th.

Dipper: *sees his surroundings change to the yard of an elementary school* Photo day....! *sees young him and Mabel sitting in the bleachers*

Young Mabel: *slaps the last slap bracelet on her arm* Boom!!! A million slap bracelets!!! I'm gonna have the best photo ever!!! And how do you like my knew pig tails~?!?!?!?!?!?

Random Girl: Have fun, brat!!! *sticks gum in Mabel's hair and walks away*

Kids: *laugh*

Young Mabel: *tries to take off the gum* Ahh, ahh!!! You ruined my hair!!! Dipper, what do I do?!?

Young Dipper: Um- I- I- um- I dunno- I-!

Young Mabel: *runs away crying*

Young Dipper: Mabel, wait-!

Mabel: *looks away*

Craz: Mabel's fantasy was having a great school photo, but reality had other plans.

Dipper: Look, that was one bad day!!!

Xyler: One of many. February 14th, fourth grade, Valentine's Day.

Dipper: Oh c'mon, man, you can't- *sees his surroundings change to a classroom environment*

Young Mabel: *takes out many valentine cards out of her bag* How many valentines did you get, Dipper?!?

Young Dipper: *checks to see no valentine cards*

Random Kid: *laughs* Dipper didn't get any!!! Oh man, I thought I was the class loser!!! Hey everyone, Dipstick didn't get any!!!

Kids: *laugh*

Young Dipper: *starts to walk to the door covering his face and tripping over a trashcan, then runs out crying*

Let's be 10000000000000000% honest right now. If this were real life, Dippy would have like 1000000000000000 valentines. 1000000 being from me :3

Random Kid: *laughs* I can't believe that kid's your brother!

Young Mabel: *looks at her valentine cards with melancholy*

Dipper: *sees his surroundings change back to the court* Hey, what's the point of all this?!? That was in the past!!!

Xyler: Is your life any better now? Heartbreak, disaster, broken promises, that's reality for you. *closes the book*

Craz: Out there. it's nothing but heartbreak; but in here, who wants pug sundaes?!?

Jury Mabel: *hold out their hands as pug sundaes appear, then lick their sundaes*

Craz: Hand me a microphone, Xyler.

Xyler: *gives Craz a microphone*

Craz: *drops it on the ground*

Xyler: Totally righteous, bro!

Craz: Are we brothers?!?

Xyler: I don't know!!!

Kitty: Well I think we're ready for a verdict!

Dipper: Wait!!! I haven't even presented my case!!!

Kitty: Do you even have a case?

Dipper: *looks at Mabel who's leaning back on her chair, then stands up* Yes I do, your honor! I call as a witness: Mabel Pines!!!

Everyone: *gasp*

Mabel: Uhhhh... objection?

Kitty: I'll allow it. Us cats are famously curious. Meow meow.

Mabel: *sits at the other couch*

Dipper: *sigh* Mabel, listen. I might not have all the answers. I'm not stylish, and I'm not cool, and I can't make pugs appear out of thin air.

Jury Mabels: *boo Dipper*

Dipper: But I know one thing well, and that's you. And I know that even thought you might act like it, you don't want to be in this fantasy world.

Mabel: Uhh, pfft, yeah right.

Dipper: You're scared of growing up.

Mabel: ...

Dipper: And who can blame you, I'm scared too.

Mabel: Uh, LALALALALALA, I'M NOT LISTENING!!! Guards!!! *claps hands twice* The fingers!!!

Two Waffle Guards: *stick foam fingers in her ears*

Dipper: Look, real life stinks sometimes, ok? I'm not gonna lie. But there's a better way to get through it than denial and that's with help from people who care about you. It's how we've gotten through our whole lives. Just look. *opens the book as his surroundings go back to the elementary yard*

Young Dipper: *runs next to Mabel* Mabel, I figured out a way to fix your photo!!!

Young Mabel: What? You have a wig?

Young Dipper: No, but I have a raiser. *shaves a line through his hair*

Young Mabel: *laughs* You're crazy!!! *takes the raiser and shaves a line through her hair*

Young Dipper and Mabel: *laugh and pose for the photo* Lah!!!

Mabel: *signals the guards to pull the fingers away*

Dipper: *turns the page as his surrounding turn into a janitor's closet with young Dipper crying inside*

Young Dipper: *sees a card slip through the door, then picks it up and sees For My Favorite Brother, then smiles*

Dipper: We've always been there for each other. *closes the book* Mabel, I thought you were living in a fantasy but look at me! I actually thought I was gonna stay here and be Ford's apprentice. Spend my entire teens cooped up in a basement with a lab coat? How ridiculous is that?

Mabel: ...

Dipper: I don't know what's gonna happen in the future, but whatever it is you don't have to fear because we'll do it together. I'm not taking Ford's apprenticeship, we've traveled through heck and back to get you and we're going back together. Leave this fantasy world, let's beat Bill and grow up together!

Everyone: *gasp and murmur*

Kitty: *as he bangs the mallet* Order!!! Order in the court!!! Dang it, why does this have a squeaky?!?

Mabel: *walks to Dipper* You mean it? You're really coming home with me?

Dipper: Yes. Definitely. Absolutely. Awkward sibling hug?

Everyone: *tell Mabel to deny*

Craz: Don't do it!!!

Kitty: You do this and it's all over!!!

Mabel: ... Sincere sibling hug.

Dipper and Mabel: *hug*

Kitty: Don't do the pats!!!!!

Dipper and Mabel: *pat each other's backs* Pat pat.

Kitty: *hisses as he gets pushed back*

Everyone: *get pushed back a bit*

Dipper and Mabel: *pull away*

Mabel: *rubs her eyes* Oh man, I never noticed how bright this place is! Ugh, have I actually been listening to the same song for an entire week?

Kitty: *hisses*

Mabel: Whoa, time to calm you down. *claps twice but nothing happens* ... *claps again* Uh, why isn't this working...?

Kitty: Because your reign over this land is over!!! *gets ripped in half revealing a terrifying demon cat*

Everything from Mabeland (except Xyler and Craz): *turns terrifying and gray*

Dipper: Soos, Wendy, paradise is cancelled!!!

We ran as the world turned blood red. Mabel led us to a giant Waddles and before we got to the border Mabel took a giant needle and popped the bubble. When we landed...

Mabel: You all good? Everyone good?

Waddles: *shrinks to normal size*

Dipper, Wendy, and Soos: *hug Mabel as they laugh, then pull away*

Mabel: Hey Dipper? I appreciate what you said back there, but if you want to take Ford's apprenticeship I won't get in your way.

Dipper: Pfft, and miss out on your awkward teen years? You wish!

Dipper and Mabel: *laugh*

Mabel: Man, I went nuts back there. I mean c'mon, the real world can't be that bad, right? *looks at the destroyed world*

Dipper: Might want to rethink that.

Mabel: ...oh boy.

We walked around the town. It was completely deserted. We decided to seek shelter in the Mystery Shack. Luckily it was intact. As I was about to open the front door we start to hear things inside. We each grab a weapon and I kick open the door. The first thing I saw was- Grunkle Stan!!!

Dipper and Mabel: Stan?!?!?

Stan: Kids?!?!?

Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!

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