Your POV

While Mabel was down in the gift shop with Waddles and Dipper and Soos we're out in the woods, I was up in the roof waiting for Wendy. We'd always pick one day a month to hang out together doing idiotic yet fun crap. I always enjoyed it, Wendy has always been like a big sister to me.

However, over the past few moths, we'd hang out less and less. I kinda miss her...

But she wouldn't forget about today! ... was what I initially though...

A whole hour passed, almost two, and she still wasn't here!!! Where is she...?!?

That's when I heard a large thump, I jumped a bit.

Wendy: See you later, guys!!!

Friends: Later, Wendy!!! *leave*

Wendy: Oh, hey (y/n)!

You: Hey, you sure took your time.

Wendy: Sorry, it all happened last minute. Lee dared Thompson to steal a donut from a cop!

You: ... ok?

Wendy: Anyways, I'm sure Stan won't mind if I'm a little late.

You: Uh, someone does mind!!!

Wendy: Why? You come late all the time, sometimes your miss work entirely.

You: For different reasons!!!

Wendy: And what might those be?

You: !!! ... Private ones, for me to know and you to find out. And I've been waiting for you for almost two hours now!!!

Wendy: Sorry, but it's not that big of a deal! It's not like anything important was going on today. *climbs down*

You: !!!! *growl before following her to the gift shop* Nothing?!?!? Today was our monthly sister hangout day!!!

Wendy: Wait, what?

You: *cross your arms with an angry glare*

Wendy: Oh that was today? I thought that was next week. I'm sorry, (y/n).

You: The same thing happened last month!!! And the month before, and the one before!!! You keep choosing your friends over us!!!

Wendy: What do you mean 'us'?

You: You don't care about any of us!!! Stan, Soos, the twins, none of us!!! All you care about is destroying things, going to places unauthorized, and-!!!!

I couldn't finish my sentence when the shack began shaking roughly. I grabbed on the counter to stay up. Out the window, a huge beast flew by. Once the shaking stopped, Wendy and I ran outside. Stan, Soos, and Dipper stood in shook.

You: What the heck was that?!?!?!?

Soos: Dude, that was a dinosaur, bros!!!

Dipper: How is it possible a dinosaur survived 65 million years?!?

Soos: Did you see that Mr. Pines?!? Mr. Pines?

Stan: It- it took him!

Wendy: Took who?!?

Stan: The pig! It took Waddles!

Mabel: *comes riding her bike* What'd you say about Waddles?

You, Dipper, Wendy, Soos, and Stan: ...

Mabel: Woah, awkward silence! BWAHHHHH!!! *gets off her bike* What's going on?!? Why are you standing around all awkwardly?!? And where's Waddles?!?

Stan: Um... uh... the good news is: you're getting a puppy!!!

Mabel: What happened?!?

Stan: Well, see, um, when the-

Soos: The pig got eaten by a pterodactyl, bro!

You: Soos!!!

Mabel: WHAT?!? WADDLES?!? WADDLES!!! Where did he go?!? How did this happen?!? Grunkle Stan, you didn't put him outside?!?

Stan: Haha, w-what?!? No, I didn't put him anywhere!!! I'm not acting suspicious!!! You're acting suspicious!!! What's a pig?!?

Dipper: Then what happened?

Stan: Uh, look, it went down like this, see?!? So there I was, in the living room, tenderly nursing him with only the richest of creams!!! When all of a sudden, the creature came bursting through the door and took Waddles!!! So I said: Ahhhh, no dice, cowboy!!! and start punching him right in the face!!! But he played dirty!!! That really happened!!! *starts to fake cry*

Mabel: Ugh, Grunkle Stan, you tried to save him!!! *hugs Stan*

Stan: Oh yep, I'm a... great man alright.

You: You punched a pterodactyl in the face?!?

Dipper: I thought you didn't even believe in the supernatural!

Stan: Dinosaurs aren't magic, they're just big lizards!!! Get off my back!!!

Mabel: *stops hugging and looks at a picture of her and Waddles as tears fall down her cheeks* Oh... Waddles...

Dipper: That's it, no pterodactyl messes with my sister! We're gonna go out there, catch him, and save your pig!!! For Mabel, guys!!!

You: For Mabel!!!

Soos: For Mabel!!!

Wendy: *laughs looking at something on her phone*

You, Dipper, Mabel, Soos, and Stan: *look at Wendy* ...

Wendy: ... Sorry, Tambry posted a new photo. For Mabel!!!

You: *roll your eyes*

Stam: But how do we even find the little guy?!?

Mabel: *gasp* We follow that!!! *points at some red string that goes through the forest*

You, Dipper, Wendy, and Soos: *cheer*

Stan: Or, you know, we could just call it a day, maybe hit the pool hall, or...

You, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, and Soos: *stare at Stan* ...

Stan: ...yeah, let's go save Woggels!!!

Mabel: Waddles.

Stan: Him too!

We get what we need including a cage which I thought was too small but whatever. I was with Mabel trying to comfort her when...

Soos: *finishes spray painting something in the car* Alright, that pterodactyl won't know what hit him!!!

Dipper: Huh, it's pterodactyl, man.

Soos: Actually, nobody knows how to pronounce it because no one was alive in dinosaur days so uh- *tinkers with something underneath the car causing it to move a bit but he takes his head out just in time* Woah, I almost ran over my own head there!!! *laughs* Wow...!

Dipper: *goes to you and Mabel who are finishing packing up* Girls, we've gotta talk. This is a really high-stakes mission and I'm a little worried about Soos along on this one... I love the guy, but sometimes he messes stuff up...

Mabel: What?!? Since when?!?

You: Well, there was that time he broke our crystal ball.

Dipper: Or the time he was trying to fix the window but ended up breaking all the glass.

You: Or when he killed that fairy outside our window.

Mabel: ... let him off easy.

You: Can we leave Wendy too?

Dipper: What's she done wrong?

You: Personally annoy me.

Mabel: Wendy has good tracking skills, she'd be of great help!

You: ... Hmph.

He didn't have the heart to do so, Soos came along with us. Unfortunately, Wendy did too. The red string led us to a small abandoned building. It went inside so we got off the car. We went inside, the yarn led down a big hole and at the other side was...

Mabel: Old Man McGucket?

McGucket: Howdy, friends!!!

Wendy: What are you doing out here?

McGucket: You'll never believe me!!! So I was doing my hourly hootenanny! *does a weird dance*

Stan: Ugh, this guy.

McGucket: When this enormous wingly critter stole my musical spoons and flew lickety-split into the abandoned mines down yonder!!!

You, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, Soos, and Stan: *stare down at the hole in amusement*

Stan: Looks kinda hairy down there...

Mabel: C'mon, Grunkle Stan, you can handle it!!! You punched a pterodactyl in the face, remember?!?

Stan: Oh yeah, hehe, I did do that, didn't I...?!? *laughs awkwardly*

McGucket: My, what suspicious laughter!!!

Mabel: Guys, we're going in.

McGucket: Need someone to tag along and tell weird personal stories?!?

Stan: No thanks!!!

Dipper: So how do we get down?

Wendy: I got it. *takes out an axe and some rope from her bag, tying the rope on the axe, then sticks the axe against the wall and throws the other end of the rope into the pit* Who's up for rope climbing?

Mabel: Me!!!

Stan: Nice work , kid.

You: *mutter* Show off.

With that, we started going down the pit. It wasn't very long, but it took an awful long time with McGucket telling his weird stories.

We all suddenly got startled at the sound of the rope starting to break. Snap! we heard before we all started to fall. Fortunately, we fell on a large mushroom which soften the fall a bit.

You, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, Soos, Stan, and McGucket: *grunt in pain before standing up*

You: Guys...?!?

You, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, Soos, Stan, and McGucket: *look around in amusement*

Dipper: This plants like all Jurassic-y!!!

Soos: *laughs pointing at a flower* This little guy smells like battery acid!!! *sniffs it ones more and gags* Looks like I lost my sense of smell! *laughs*

Mabel: Oh, Waddles... We're gonna find you...

We walked into the mine shaft and after a long while off walking, Dipper's lantern illuminated a room filled with acid covered dinosaurs making us all scream, then look at all of them in shock and amusement!!!

Dipper: They're all trapped inside tree sap! That's how they survived 65 million years...!!! *notices a pile of sap with an open gash*

You: The summer heat must be melting them loose...!!!

Stan: Holy moly!!! Forget the Cornecorn!!! This is the attraction of a lifetime!!! I could bring people down here and turn this into some sort of theme park!!! Jurassic Sap Hole!!!

Soos: Uh, dudes...?!? *points at a velociraptor who's finger has been freed from the sap*

You: Maybe we should keep moving...

Stan: This could be a gold mine!!! Velvety rope type deal there, ticket booth here, ha!!! I should've put that pig outside ages ago!!!

Mabel: Wait, what did you just say?!?

Stan: !!! Mm, what's that?

Mabel: You said the dinosaur flew into the house! *gasp*

Stan: No, wait, if you think about it-!!!

Mabel: You out Waddles outside then you lied to me about it!!!!!! And now, thanks to you, my pig could be dead!!! Waddles could be dead!!!

Stan: Look, he's an animal, he belongs outside!!!

Mabel: No, that's it!!! Grunkle Stan, I am never ever speaking to you again!!!

Stan: Look, you can't be serious!

Mabel: Oh, is someone talking right now, because I can't hear them!!!

Stan: Kid-!!!

Mabel: *covers her ears* Lalalalalala!!! I can't hear anyone, no one's talking to me!!!

Soos: Guys guys, don't fight!!! Why can't you be more like me and Dipper?!? Look, everything's gonna be cool, *picks up the yarn and start twirling it* all we gotta do to find a pig is follow this here yarn!!! We just keep following and following and when we reach the end-!!! *notices he has all the yarn* Uh oh.

You, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, Stan, and McGucket: !!!

Soos: Which- which cave was it again?

Dipper: Ugh, Soos, you lost the trail!!!

Soos: Hey, c'mon, we'll find our way!!! Trust me!!! *slaps Dipper's back causin him go drop the lantern which breaks*

Everyone: ...

Soos: ... Sorry, dude.

Dipper: Ugh, that is it!!! See, this is why I didn't want to bring you along!!!

Soos: Huh what- what do you mean...?

Dipper: I mean this is really important to Mabel and you keep screwing everything up!!! You ruined our photograph, and now you've got us hopelessly lost!!!

Soos: But we're pterodactyl bros...! I made t-shirts...! *pulls out the t-shirt*

Dipper: It's pronounced pterodactyl!!! And these shirts are useless!!! They're gigantic!!!

Soos: I have a different body type, dude!!!

Dipper: Oh, so it's my fault?!?

You: *groan* Wendy, can I borrow your phone's flashlight?

Wendy: Oh, sorry, it died a while ago.

You: WHAT?!? You literally had more than sixty percent just a little while ago!!!

Wendy: Sorry, I was texting Tambry!

You: *growls* Are you serious?!? Can you stop texting your friends and pay attention to your surroundings for once?!?

Wendy: I'm sorry that my friends have important things to tell me!!!

You: Oh, knowing that Thomson ate a smoothie made with spoiled milk is important?!?!?

You, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, Soos, and Stan: *start to argue*

McGucket: Cheer up, fellers, I fix your lantern!

You, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, Soos, and Stan: ... *look at the pterodactyl behind McGucket* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

McGucket: AHHHH!!! Hehe, wha-what are we doing?!? *turns around* Eh?

Pterodactyl: *stares at you all*

McGucket: Nobody make any sudden movements or loud noises... YeeHA!!! We found a pterodactyl!!!

Pterodactyl: *roars*

The pterodactyl started chasing us and we all begin to run since, thanks to Soos, I couldn't fly. We stopped at the edge of a cliff, and hid behind a couple of rocks as the pterodactyl flew away.

You: Guys, we need to get out of here!

Stan: Ok ok, how's about Mabel knit Soos a pig costume-

Soos: I like it!

Stan: And we use Soos as a human sacrifice!

Soos: I like it!

Stan: What do you say, Mabel?

Mabel: *looks away* Hm!

Stan: Aw, c'mon, you can't stop talking to me forever!

Dipper: Yeah, Mabel, we have to work together here!

Soos: Oh, what, you wanna work with Mabel but not your buddy Soos?

Wendy: Dudes, calm down, we need a plan!

You: Oh so now care about our safety.

Wendy: I never said I didn't!

You: Sure seemed like it!!!

You, Dipper, Wendy, Soos, and Stan: *start to argue*

Oink oink!

Mabel: !!!!! Wait, did you hear that?!? *looks at where the sound came from and sees Waddles in a huge nest* WADDLES!!! *runs to get Waddles with you and the others running behind her*

You: MABEL!!!

Mabel: *starts crossing the bridge*

Stan: Are you nuts?!?

Mabel: Oh, is someone speaking?!? Because I can't hear anything!!! *runs to the nest*

McGucket: Oh no!!! She's gone deaf with fear!!!

Dipper: *whispers* Mabel, come back here!!!

We all follow Mabel across the bridge as she wraps Waddles in a tight embrace. Beside her was a massive egg and at the other side were skeleton bones.

She takes out the thing she went to buy earlier today and put it on Waddles. We saw a shadow and Waddles let out a shriek before he runs into Stan and they both fall into the ravine. We hid in the nest as we saw Stan's fez hat fall in front if us and I imagined the worst.

Mabel: Guys, we've gotta save them!!!

Dipper: McGucket, do you have an invention that can distract the pterodactyl?

McGucket: Do I?!? *looks in his hat for a while* Nope!!!

We hear a cracking noise coming from the egg.

We're.

So.

Dead.

Baby Pterodactyl: *burst out of the egg and lets out an adorable squeak*

Mabel: Aww!!!

McGucket: Well, welcome to the world, little fel- AH!!!

You: Uh, I wouldn't-!

Baby Pterodactyl: *swallows McGucket*

You, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, and Soos: AHHHH!!!!!

A bit later, the pterodactyl spit out McGucket's hat as McGucket popped his head out. It wasn't long since the baby pterodactyl swallowed him again, then looked at us. We start backing away.

Dipper: What do we do?!? What do we do?!?

Soos: We have to get in a straight line.

Dipper: What?!?

Soos: A pterodactyl's eyes are so far apart that if you stand right in front of it, it can't see you!

Dipper: Soos, you've been wrong about stuff all day! How can we-?!?

Soos: Dude, look, I-I know I've messed up a lot, I could be sorta clumsy, and it's not always as lovable as I think, but please, as my friend, just trust me on this one!

Dipper: *looks at the baby pterodactyl, then at you, Mabel, and Wendy, then back at Soos and nods*

Soos: *stands up* Get behind me, dudes.

We all get behind Soos and do the exact same things he does. Soos planned worked!!! We made to the other side safe and sound and hid behind the same rocks from earlier, letting out a sigh of relief.

As we congratulated Soos, we heard abroat and looked up. Stan was riding the pterodactyl with Waddles on his back as he punched the pterodactyl in the face.

Wendy: What the...?!?

You: Was that...?!?

Mabel: Stan?!? ... WADDLES!!!!!

Dipper: He's punching him in the face!!!

Stan: From axe heart, I stab at thee!!! *punches the pterodactyl's head causing it to crash into the ravine's wall as Stan barely got off him, then he climbs up*

You, Dipper, Wendy, and Soos: *run to Stan cheering*

Mabel: *walks to Stan wearing his fez hat*

Stan: Here's your pig, kiddo. *softly takes Waddle's hoof and waves with it, then gives him to Mabel*

Mabel: Waddles!!! *hugs Waddles tightly as Stan takes his fez hat and outs it on* You saved him for me...!!!

Stan: Yeah, well, sometimes you just gotta- LOOK OUT!!!

We started running, since the pterodactyl was chasing us once more. We finally made it to the exit hole, only to remember that the rope was broken!!!

As I thought of this, I felt something grab my leg, forcing me to fall as it began to drag me away. I heard Dipper yell my name in fear as I screamed for help.

I saw Wendy jump and land on the pterodactyl before punching its face harshly, forcing it to let me go.

That's when we noticed the water geysers and Pine Hat had the idea to let it launch us up. But it was taking too long and the pterodactyl was really close. Soos punched the geyser causing the water to launch us up to safety, also causing the roof to break.

Mabel was hanging from the chandelier with Waddles in hand, Dipper and Soos were inside the piano, Stan was laying on a coffin, Wendy on top of the piano, and I on the floor. The roof ended up falling and blocking the hole, and we were all soaked from the geyser. Once we exit...

Mabel: I can't believe you did all that for Waddles!!!

Stan: Oh well, can't have my favorite niece not talking to me. *leans his hand against a tree not noticing the sap* And if I got to leap onto a pterodactyl and punch him in the face, then that's what I gotta do!

Mabel: That's kinda sappy.

Stan: Oh what, that's how I feel!

Mabel: No, I mean- *points at his hand*

Stan: *pulls his hand away in realization* Oh yeah. *sticks his hand to Mabel's face and laughs* Gotcha!!!
...uh oh. *tries to pull his hand away put fails*

Mabel and Stan: AHHHH!!!

Wendy: Oh man, this'll be tough.

You: Hey Wendy?

Wendy: Yeah?

You: Thank you for saving me back there...

Wendy: No problem, I won't let anyone hurt my little sister.

You: !!!

Wendy: *smiles warmly*

You: ... *smiles back*

Wendy: And I'm sorry about missing our hangout. I promise I'll make it up to you, deal? *offers fist bump*

You: *fist bump Wendy* Deal.

Even so, today was a good day. I surprisingly had fun!

Who knows what other adventure awaits us.

Hey! I'm sorry I haven't posted any episodes in a while. I was planning to post this ep last Sunday but didn't finish it.

Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!

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