Your POV

For some reason, Stan was taking us to the Bottomless Pit. I was forces to come along unfortunately.

Stan: In this land of ours there are many pits. But none more bottomless than the Bottomless Pit, which as you can see here is bottomless!

Soos: Question: is it bottomless?

Stan: Ugh, kids, could one of you try explaining this to Soos?

You: Stan, why are we here again?

Stan: To dispose of things we don't want! So long, Mystery Shack suggestion cards!!! *throws cards into the pit*

Mabel: Goodbye, creepy love letters from little Gideon! *throws them in* Die!!! DIE!!! *leaves*

Soos: *throws in his shoes*

Dipper: What are you doing?

Soos: Throwing stuff, dude, everyone's doing it. *leaves*

Mabel: *comes pushing a strange heavy box*

Soos: *comes and throws in the grill*

Stan: *still throwing cards* What you got there, Mabel?

Mabel: It's just my personal box of mysterious secrets. Nothing worth wondering about. *pushes in the box* Goodbye forever!!!!

Dipper: Grunkle Stan, do I really have to be the one to point out that a bottomless pit is by "definition" impossible?

Stan: *still throwing cards* Says you.

Mabel: I guess we'll never know!

You, Dipper, Mabel, Stan, and Soos: *notice the storm coming in*

Soos: Ah, it's some sort of invisible pushing force!!!

You: That's called wind, Soos. We've been over this.

Dipper: Quick, everyone back to the shack!!!

Stan: I'm not done getting rid of these yet!!!

Mabel: Grunkle Stan, no!!!

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *try to push Stan back*

Stan: *continues to throw the cards in the pit* Almost, almost,-!

All: *fall into the pit* AHHHHHH!!!!!

~skip to a minute later~

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ...

Soos: ...so anyone wanna scream some more?

Dipper: Where are we?!?

Mabel: *takes out a glow stick and turns it on* We're somewhere where it looks like we're nowhere. *puts the glow stick around her arm*

Dipper: We're gonna land on something eventually, could be any second!!!

All: *prepare for an impact which doesn't come* ...

Stan: Well, looks like we're down here for the long hall. *takes out some jack cards* Who wants to see some cards tricks?!? *tries to shuffle the cards which fly upwards and out of his hands* ... Ta-da!!!!

Mabel: *claps*

Soos: Hey, maybe we should pass the time by telling stories!!!

Dipper: I've got a story! It's called: the time Grunkle Stan got us all thrown into a bottomless pit where we spend the rest of our natural lives!!!

Soos: ...go on.

You: C'mon, Pine Hat, if we're gonna be stuck here we might as well do something.

Dipper: Fine. *takes the glow stick* I've got a story. A story I like to call:

Voice Over: Third Person POV

You, Mabel, Soos, and Wendy were outside playing Spin The Pig with Waddles while Stan was on the porch reading a newspaper.

Mabel: Ready?!?

You, Mabel, Wendy, and Soos: SPIN!!!THE!!! PIG!!!

Mabel and Soos: *spin Waddles who ends up pointing at Stan*

Mabel: *hugs Waddles* Hey Grunkle Stan, ever kissed a pig before?

Stan: I'm not gonna answer that question.

Dipper: *comes running* Guys, guys!!!! I think I just got bit by a snake!!!! I need you to get me to a hospital, quick!!!

Stan: *starts to laugh uncontrollably*

Dipper: What, what's so funny?!?

Stan: Eh, sorry, it's just hard to focus on what you're with that squeaky puberty voice you got there!!!

Dipper: My what?!?

Mabel: It's nothing to be ashamed of, Dipper! You're voice is just "hiLAriOus!!!"

Dipper: Are you saying my voice cracks?!? My voice doesn't crack!!!

You: No offense, Pine Hat, but it cracks so much we already made a techo-remix out of it.

Soos: *takes out a mixtape*

"Nice to meet you, my name's Dipper Pines! P-p-pines pines pines... Nice to meet you. P-p-pines pines pines... "

Dipper: Do I really sound like that...?

Wendy: Oh, here comes my favorite part!!!

"Stop it, guys!!!"

You, Mabel, Wendy, and Soos: *laugh*

Dipper: *snatches the mixtape* Gimme that!!! *storms off into the forest*

You, Mabel, Wendy, and Soos: ... SPIN!!! THE!!! PIG!!!

Dipper makes his way into town complaining of what the others thought of his voice. And about his own voice.

Dipper: *sighs* Ugh, even my sighs sound weird...

???: *jumps in his way* Hello there!!!

Dipper: AH!!! ...

McGucket: I couldn't help but overhear your situation!!! Old Man McGucket: *spits in his hand* part-time inventor!!!

Dipper: Why did you spit on your hand?

McGucket: *wipes his hand on his beard* I don't rightly know!!!

Dipper: Hey, I remember you! Your robot almost killed me!

McGucket: *grabs Dipper's wrist* C'm here, follow me into this dark dangerous alley!!! *drags Dipper into the junkyard, then lets go of him and starts poring a green liquid into a glass vile* Lately I've been with a voice alterizing tonic, on account of my HORRIFYING VOICE!!!

Kid: *starts to cry and runs away*

McGucket: YOU CAN RUN, BUT I'LL STILL BE IN YOUR NIGHTMARES!!!

Dipper: *takes the vile* This'll really fix my voice? Thanks! *drinks the green liquid and walks away*

McGucket: Come morning you'll sound like a new man!!! If your survive...!

Dipper didn't hear the last part and continued to walk home. The next day he woke up like any other.

Dipper: *wakes up and lets out a sleepy yawn, then he goes to the mirror* Good morning, Dipper. *gasp* I did it! I did it!!! Now I have a new voice!!! *laughs, then goes to Mabel* Morning, Mabel! Who's my favorite Mabel~?

Mabel: *wakes up startled* AHHH!!! *takes a golf club and starts hitting Dipper's head* Who are you?!? What have you done to my brother?!? Dipper, I'll save you from this body switching warlock!!!

Dipper: Mabel, it's me! This is my voice now!!! I sound awesome!!! Sooouuund awesooome!

Mabel: I knew boys' voices changed but this is just weird... Weird and bad...!

Dipper: But Mabel, this is the best thing that ever happened to me!!! And just think of the prank calls! *takes the phone and calls a random number*

Man: Hello?

Dipper: Hello, this is the president of the United States of America!!! I'm calling to tell you *blows raspberries at the phone*

Man: What?!? Who is this?!?

Dipper: *laughs* Magnificent!!!

Mabel: Mabel no like...

The get dressed and head downstairs where (y/n) sat behind the counter.

You: Morning, guys!

Dipper: Good morning, (y-!

You: *tackle him to the ground* MABEL, GET THE CANDLES!!! WE MIGHT HAVE TO EXORCISE THIS DEMON THAT HAS TAKEN OVER YOUR BROTHER!!!

Dipper: N-NO, (Y/N), IT'S ME!!!

You: THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!!!

Mabel: You can let him go, (y/n), it really is just Dipper.

You: ... Don't tell me he brainwashed you to believe him.

Mabel: (y/n), heal!!!

You: *groan and glare at Dipper* Fine... *get off and let him go*

Dipper: *stands up and dusts himself off*

Soos: *enters*

Dipper: Hey Soos!

Soos: *takes a broom and tries to hit Dipper with it* KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! EVERYONE, FLEE!!!

Customers: *run out*

Dipper: *comes out of hiding* What gives, man?!? You all made fun of my old voice, I thought you'd like the new one!

Soos: Dude, at least before you sound like a real person, now you sound like some kind of weird commercial dude.

Dipper: I'll find Stan, he'll like my voice! You'll see!!! I'll be right back after these messages- uh-I mean uh, goodbye!!! *leaves*

Dipper tries to call for Stan but the guy who he had prank called earlier found him and called his "buddies" who all tried to captured a running Dipper. He hid in the junkyard to find McGucket.

Dipper: McGucket, your invention was a catastrophe!!!

McGucket: That's probably why I live in the dump!!! *does a weird dance*

Dipper: My own sister didn't recognize me! I scared away crowds!!! I even sound ridiculous when I cry...!!! *cries a bit*

McGucket: *takes the vile* Well now, here's the problem, I gave you the wrong drinking-magig! This one's for voiceover professional! *looks for something in the car* I'm sure I got a better voice in here somewhere!

Dipper: Good! Hurry up!

McGucket: You got here just in time! Come sundown you'd have reverted back to your ridiculous old voice!

Dipper: It was ridiculous, wasn't it...? *puts on the mixtape*

"D-D-Dipper Pines, that's me!"

"This remix is dedicated to my brother. Dipper, you're voice is one of a kind!"
-Mabel

"Dude I've never heard anything like it!!!"
-Soos

"Yeah, and besides, it's not permanent. Just wait a couple more years, you'll see."
-(y/n)

"R-r-remix over!!!"
-Soos

Dipper: *smiles*

McGucket: *picks a vile with an orange liquid inside* You're ready for your new voice? This one should be permanent~!

He hesitates, but ends up drinking it anyways. He then goes to the Mystery Shack to see you, Mabel, and Soos watching tv in the living room.

Dipper: *clears his throat catching everyone's attention*

You, Mabel, and Soos: *look at Dipper* ...

Dipper: *inhales slowly* H-hey guys.

You, Mabel, and Soos: Pine Hat!!!/Dipper!!!/Dude!!! *hug Dipper*

Soos: You're back!!!

Dipper: *laughs* Yeah.

You, Mabel, and Soos: *pull away*

Dipper: I guess I realized that even though my voice might not be perfect, it's still mine, and I wouldn't change it for anything. *shows an almost empty vile* Not even for whatever was in this new vile.

You: So what'd you do with the rest of it?

Dipper: I dumped it in Stan's coffee.

Stan: *comes in* Any of you kids seen my girdle? Where's my girdle at?

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *laugh uncontrollably*

Stan: What, what's so funny?!? I'm Grunkle Stan!!! Kids laughing, laughing at their grunkle.

End of Story- Your POV

~time skip~

Mabel: I spy with my little eye something that is... BLACK!!!

Soos: Ooh ooh, everything!!!

Mabel: *clapping* Yay for Soos!!!

Soos: Yay for Soos!!!

Mabel: Hey guys, who wants to spend the time by spinning?!? Everyone spin!!!

Dipper: No.

You: *push Dipper causing him to spin and scream which makes you laugh hard*

Soos: *laughs*

Mabel: *kicks Dipper multiple times making him spin a lot*

Dipper: *complains*

Stan: Dipper's pain is funny, but I'm starting to get board. Soos, tell a story.

Soos: Really? Ok. *takes the glow stick* This story is called Soos's Really Great Pinball Story!!! Is that a good title? They have to be like puns or whatever?

Soos's Really Great Pinball Story: Third Person POV

You, the twins, and Soos were in a room at the Mystery Shack. Soos was playing a pinball game.

You, Dipper, and Mabel: Go, go, go, go, go-!!!

Soos: This is it, dudes. After four long years of trying I might finally get the high score on Stan's creepy old pinball machine! If I do this, I'll go down in pinball history with the likes of Sal, Gaff, and of course, Poo.

Dipper: Have you ever tried maybe just  tilting the machine?

Soos: I dunno, dudes, isn't breaking the rules like against the rules?

You: To hell with rules!!! Tilt tilt tilt!!!

Soos: *loses the round*

Skeleton Head: Failure, you stink!!!

Soos: Alright, that's it! Ready, kids?!?

Dipper and Mabel: *go to a side of the pinball machine each and start tilting the machine from side to side*

You, Dipper, Mabel: Tilt tilt tilt tilt!!!

Soos: Tilt!!! *tilts the machine to the front causing the ball to enter the skeleton's mouth*

Skeleton Head: Bullseye!!! New high score!!!

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *cheer*

Soos: This is the best moment of my life!!! This totally beats my old best moment!

Skeleton Head: That ain't right! You cheated!

Mabel: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it? You're just a pinball game, pinball game. Taunt taunt!

You: Uh guys, there's an awful lot of green lightning coming out of that game.

Soos: Now, that's the normal amount if green lightning.

The lighting intensifies and everything goes black. You, Soos, and the twins woke up in a strange place wearing different articles of clothing. Dipper and Soos had cowboy hats and long boots while you and Mabel had a Native American outfit.

Soos: *keeps punching a strange object thinking it's an alarm clock, then he sits up startled* That's not a normal alarm clock!

You: Soos!!!

Dipper: We're inside the game!!!

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *look around amazed and run around*

Dipper: Awesome!!!

Mabel: *bouncing between two buzzers* Boing boing boing-!!! *laughs*

You: This is so freaking cool...!!!

Soos: Dude, if this is a dream I never want to wake up!!!

Skeleton Head: That can be arranged.

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *go to the middle* ...

Skeleton Head: Welcome to Tumbleweed Terror, partners!

Soos: Hey, it's the skeleton cowboy guy. Did you zap me into your game to congratulate me on getting the high score? I beat Poo, dude!

Skeleton Head: Hardly, if'n I do recall, I warned y'all not to cheat! I tried to be gentlemen-like, but I'm plumb sick of being tilted. So now I reckon', I'm gonna kill you.

Soos: O-oh, yeah? Well take this!!! *punches a button, but hits himself after* Ow!!! And this!!! *punches it again, and hits himself* Ah!!! It hurts!!! I wish this was working better!!! *punches it one more time and falls on the ground*

You, Dipper, and Mabel: Soos!!!!!!

Skeleton Head: *laughs* Get yourselves ready for the *changes the game's mode*

Dipper: Multi ball!!!

You: Multi ball!!!

Soos: Multi ball!!!

Mabel: Multi ball!!!

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *run away from the balls that were coming behind you*

Dipper: Over there!!!

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *hide behind the building cutouts*

Skeleton Head: Where are you?!? I'm not done teaching you a lesson about cheating yet!!!

Dipper: How are we ever gonna get out of here?!? Think, guys!!!

Soos: I'm trying, but it's hard with that gorgeous pinball wench distracting me!*looks at the cutout of a woman, then waves at it*

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *stare at Soos*

Soos: Ok, don't worry, guys. I know every inch of this machine! There's a manual switch inside, I can sneak in there and turn of the game! But we'll have to distract the cowboy guy... Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Mabel: *stares off into the distance* My time has come.

Dipper: Alright, let's go Soos! Soos?

Soos: *to the woman cutout* So are you like doing anything late or...?

Dipper: *slaps the cutout causing it to spin* ...

Soos: ...right.

You: *roll your eyes*

You, Dipper, and Mabel start distracting the skeleton cowboy head while Soos sneaks away and reaches the switch, but doesn't press it. You and the twins hide behind the cutouts again and Dipper takes out a screw where you could get a good view of Soos.

You: *whispers* Soos!!! Psst!!! What the heck is taking so long?!?

Dipper: *whisper* Just press the switch already!!!

Soos: Ok, so I was gonna do that, but I've been thinking. *points at the floor* According to this, turning off the power erases the high score permanently! That score is like my one big life accomplishment!!!

You: *whispers* What?!?

Dipper: *whispers* If you don't hurry up we could die here!!!

Soos: Fair point, but what is life anyways, with compared to the immortality of a high score?

Dipper: Soos, are you out of your m-?!?

Skeleton Head: There y'all are!!! *makes the cutouts fall* Get ready to make your maker, kids! My maker is Ballway Games, in Redmond, Washington! *inhales roughly causing things to start getting sucked down his throat and burn*

You, Dipper, and Mabel: AHHHH!!! *try to hold on*

Dipper: SOOS!!!

Mabel: SOOS PLEASE!!!

You: HURRY!!!

Dipper: TURN IT OFF!!!

Soos: ...

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *loose you grip* AHHHHH!!!!

Soos: Goodbye, high score!!! *pushes the button*

Soos turns off the game and green lighting takes you back to the room from before.

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *gasp*

Soos: ... *gasps knocking you and the twins off his back* You dudes ok?!?

Mabel: Yes, Soos, you did it!!! You freed us!!!

Dipper: Hey man, I'm sorry you had to loose your high score.

Soos: That's ok, dudes, I got a new life accomplishment now! Saving you dudes.

You, Dipper, and Mabel: Aww!!!

Soos: *chuckles* ...you think that pinbal wench will call me?

End of Story - Your POV

~time skip~

Stan: ...I can't believe this nonsense! Magic-tonics, Soos winning at something, where do you come up with this stuff!!! I'll tell you a real story! It's called:

Grunkle Stan Wins The Football Game: Third Person POV

Stan: *does a touchdown and starts down a strange victory dance*

Player: Mr. Pines, I thought old folks were useless, but you taught me and my gloating friends a lesson.

Players: *cheer and clap*

Woman: *on top of a gigantic trophy* Here's your football winning trophy, Mr. Pines!

Stan: Thanks, beautiful woman, but I couldn't have done it without my sidekick, FootBot!!!

FootBot: Thank you for building me, daddy!

Everyone: *laughs*

End of Story - Your POV

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *boo Stan*

Stan: What?!? That story was great!!! I even threw in a talking robot for the kids!

You: *roll your eyes*

Mabel: Hey (y/n), got a story?

You: Hm? Well~... I do, actually. *take the glow stick* One I like to call:

Entrancing: Third Person Pov

You and Mabel were searching through a strange looking treasure chest.

You: *take out a dusty globe and blow it, making you cough* Dusty.

Mabel: *takes out a bright pink hat* Ooh!!!

You: Why would Stan have that?

Mabel: ... Fashion shows?

You and Mabel: ... *shrug* Eh.

You: *take out a strange looking crystal-made ball* Ooh, who's this little guy?

Mabel: *wearing the pink hat* Looks like a crystal ball from the movies! You know, where you can see the future! *takes the crystal ball*

You: *hovering your hands above the crystal ball, and talk with a dumb sounding voice* Will I ever see my lost black shoe again?

Mabel: *in a dumb sounding voice* No, your lost shoe has been sent through a thousand dimensions and can never be recovered...!!! *looks into the chest and pulls out a shoe, then talks normally* Oh, found it!

You: How did my shoe end up all the way here? *see the chewed up lace* ... Mabel, keep Waddles away from my shoes.

Mabel: Sorry! *goes to put the crystal ball back, but slips off her hands* AH!!!

You: !!! *quickly grab it, a light shining on Mabel's face* Careful with it!!!

Mabel: ...

You: Mabel?

Mabel: ...

You: *pass a hand in front of her face* Earth to Mabel, do you read me?

Mabel: ...

You: *push her* MABEL!!!

Mabel: *moves a bit* ...

You: Wha-?!?

Mabel: I am at your service.

You: AHHH!!!! *jump back dropping the crystal ball*

Mabel: *shakes her head rapidly* Ow, I feel like I ate a dozen Smile Dip packs again...

You: ............... What. The heck. Just happened.

Mabel: What?

You: *take the crystal ball* ...

Soos: *enters* Hey girl dudes!

Mabel: Hey Soos!!!

You: ...

Soos: Don't mind me, I'll just be cleaning around.

You: ... Hm... Hey Soos? Can you come over here a sec?

Soos: Sure, dude, what's up?

You: *press the crystal ball multiple times until it shines a bright light in Soos's face* !!!

Soos: ...

Mabel: Whoa...!!! What did you do?!?

You: I uh, I'm not so sure...?

Soos: I am at your service.

You and Mabel: ... *share a suspicion glance*

Mabel: Soos, put on this pink hat and model!

Soos: *puts on the pink hat and models*

You: Soos, punch the wall as hard as you can!!!

Soos: *punches his fist through the wall*

Mabel: He does everything we tell him to!!!

You: You thinking what I'm thinking~?

Mabel: You know it~!

You and Mabel start using Soos for pranks and getting away with anything you could. At first it was fun, and you continued to do it.

But it started getting tiring and annoying when Soos wouldn't stop following you two. When he wasn't following Mabel, he was following you.

Soos: I am at your service.

You and Mabel: *GROAN*

You: We don't need your service anymore!!!

Mabel: Just leave us be!!!

Soos: I am at your service.

Dipper: *enters* Hey guys.

Mabel: DIPPER, PLEASE HELP US!!!

Dipper: Huh? Why, what happened?

You: Long story short: we found this crystal ball thingy, we used it on Soos, Soos is a mind slave, and now he won't leave us alone!!!

Dipper: Well, can't you undo what you did in the first place?

You: We don't know what we did in the first place!!!! I just pressed it randomly and then this light came out and that's it!!!!

Mabel: Wait, you told me that it happened to me first, right?

You: Yeah?

Mabel: What did you do to bring me back to normal?!?

You: I don't know!!! You scared me and I dropped the dang thing and boom, you were normal!!!

Mabel: Then we try dropping it again!!! *leaves*

You: I DON'T THINK IT WORKS THAT WAY!!!

Dipper: ...

Mabel came back with the crystal ball and dropped it, but Soos was still the same. You tried pressing it randomly, it didn't work either.

You: This is hopeless...

Mabel: We have a Soos following us until the end of time...

Dipper: *reaches to get the can of Pit Cola on the table, but accidentally knocks it over, causing it to reach the crystal ball which starts to malfunction* !!!!

Crystal Ball: *turns dark blue*

Soos: *shakes his head rapidly* Whoa, what happened? How did I get here?

You and Mabel: ...

Mabel: YES!!!!!!!!!

You: OH MY GOD, *hug Dipper* THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Dipper: *turns deep red* !!!!! Heh, y-you're welcome?

Soos: *very confused, then looks at the crystal ball* Whoa, what's that?

You: *pull away* THROW IT AWAY!!!

Mabel: WE NEVER WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN!!!

End of Story - Your POV

You: And just like that, we sent it far far away.

Mabel: I remember that, it was horrible...

Soos: I don't remember.

Mabel: *takes the glow stick* But I have another story that's far worse. A story I like to call:

Trooth Ache: Third Person POV

You, Stan, and the twins were outside sitting on top of his car as Manly Dan was wrestling a grizzly bear for some reason.

Stan: This attraction is gonna make me a fortune!!! Easy with that bear, Corduroy! I need him in showroom condition!!!

Bear: *tries to attack Manly Dan who starts to wrestle him*

Mabel: Aww, they're hugging!!!

You: Sure, let's go with that.

Dipper: So, let me get this straight: your plan is to teach this bear to ride a bicycle?

Stan: Nah, c'mon! Everyone's seen a bicycle riding bear! No, no, I'm gonna teach this bear- ... to drive...!!!!!

Unfortunately, you and the twins had to come along for this crazy ride. You ended up getting pulled over by the police, but Stan lied his way out. Mabel felt uneasy about. You all then return to the Mystery Shack.

Mabel didn't like the idea of lying, she never has, so she went to talk to Stan who told her that sometimes she has to bend the truth for the greater good. She decided to look at Dipper's journal and found out about these teeth which forces the person using them to tell the truth.

She went into Stan's room late at night and replaced his normal teeth for the truth ones and woke him up to check.

Stan: *sits up startled* Ah?!? What's going on?!? What? Mabel?

Mabel: Quick question, what happened to Dipper's spaghetti plate?

Stan: I ate it, because I have little to know concern for other people's possessions or emotions. *realizes what he said* Huh, that was strangely candid, almost as if I'm unable to lie... Well, goodnight!!! *goes to sleep*

Mabel: *smiles*

~skip to next day~

Mabel: *whispers to you and Dipper what she did*

You: *whisper* You did what?!?

Dipper: *whispers* That seems like a horrible idea!!!

Mabel: *whispers* Its great!!! Now he has to tell the truth!!!

You and Dipper: *look at each other, then at Stan*

Stan: Scrambled meat, here it is. *places a pan with food on the table*

You: So, Stan, what do you do in secret everyday during your lunch break?

Stan: Usually I spend the hour aggressively scratching myself in places I shouldn't mention. *grabs a newspaper* Now I'm going to avoid making eye contact by pretending to read this newspaper, and go to the bathroom without washing my hands. *leaves*

You, Dipper, and Mabel: Ew!!!

Dipper: Well, that was disturbing.

Mabel: Don't worry, guys, the truth is always a good thing!

You and Dipper: ...

The rest of the day, you and the twins were being bothered by Stan's honesty. There was a thing as being too honest. Later on, you three were in your room, each one in your own beds covering your ears in annoyance.

Stan: *from downstairs* Kids, I think I have a growth forming on my back!!! Just wanted to be honest with you guys!!!

You: *GROOOOOOAAAAAAAAN*

Dipper: I can't take it anymore, Mabel!!! You have to take those teeth out of his mouth!!!

Mabel: But then he'd be a liar again!!!

You: Could it possible be any worse than this?!?

Doorbell: *rings*

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *run downstairs to see Stan talking to Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland*

Blubs: So after further investigation, turns out there is no Dr. Medicine in Gravity Falls!

Durland: You better have a darn good explanation for this!

Stan: Oh I do! You see I lied to you! In addition, I've been parking in handicap spaces, shoplifting fireworks, and smuggling endangered animals across multiple state lines. Also, you're fat.

Blubs: *drops his coffee because of how shocked he is, then he takes out some handcuffs* Is all this true?

You: Uh, no, no!!!

Dipper: It's not true!!! Right, Mabel?!?

Mabel: Uh... sirs, I have to be completely and totally honest with you! Our great uncle Stan is...

You and Dipper: ...!

Mabel: Is... *wipes sweat off her forehead*

Stan: *offers his hands to the cops*

Mabel: Stan is... secretly a crime fiction writer!!!

Blubs: What?

Mabel: *laughs awkwardly* Yeah! He was just just telling you about a character from his upcoming page turner: Crime Grandpa!!! He's never committed a crime in his life!!! Also... have you lost weight?

Blubs: *chuckles* Finally someone noticed!

Durland: Wow, an author!!! Can you teach me how to read?!?

Stan: Author?

Mabel: *pushes the policemen out* Haha, writers, masters of fiction. Goodnight!!! *closes the door and slouches against it as she sighs*

Dipper: Hey, you alright?

Mabel: I can't believe I lied...

You: It was for the greater good, M.

Mabel: Yeah, the greater good.

Stan: *calls someone through the phone* Hello, police station? ... Yeah, I forgot to tell him about my tax fraud ... No, tax fraud!!!

You all tackle Stan to the ground and Mabel takes out his truth teeth. She locked it in a box and threw it into the Bottomless Pit.

End of Story - Your POV

Mabel: And I never saw that box full of magical teeth again. *points at a box near Stan* Oh wait, there it is!

You, Dipper, Soos, and Stan: *groans*

Soos: Oh, sweet, my shoes!!! *puts on his shoes*

Stan: I like the part with the bear, the rest seemed pretty farfetched.

You: M, we already know that story, we just lived through it!!!

Soos: So, if we're living that story now, how does it end?

Dipper: Guys, do you see that?

We all look down to see a strange light and we all started screaming as we went into the unknown. We ended up being back out in the open, next to the Bottomless Pit.

You: What the heck just happened...?

Stan: What? Where- where are we?

Mabel: Look, the shack!!! Which means... we came right back out the top!!!

Dipper: *checking his watch* And I don't think any time has past!

You: Maybe it's some kind of wormhole...!

Soos: Yeah, dude, that's sounds science-y enough to be true.

Stan: But- but that's impossible!!! *leaning on the Bottomless Pit sign* No one will believe us!!!

Mabel: Maybe this is one story we should keep to ourselves...

You, Dipper, Soos, and Stan: Agreed.

Stan: *falls into the Bottomless Pit when the sign broke*

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: ...

Mabel: He'll be fine.

Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!

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