Your POV

We were in the living room watching tv, Stan's favorite show Cash Wheel.

Announcer: *from tv* Ladies and gentleman, we now return to Cash Wheel!!! Sponsored by Chipackers!!! The chip flavored crackers!!!

Mabel: They taste just like chips!!! *eats a chipacker*

Competitor 1: *spins the wheel which lands in cash shower*

Announcer: Congratulations, you're taking a-

Announcer and Stan: Cash Shower!!!

Competitor 1: *starts laughing and collecting money as it falls on him*

Competitor 2: *takes a few dollars*

Competitor 1: *punches the second competitor and pushes away the third*

Stan: I like that guy's style!

You: He reminds me of you.

Soos: *enters* Mr. Pines, we got tourists at nine o'clock!!! A whole busload of'm!!!

After he gets dressed we all go to the gift shop.

Stan: Hot tamales, it's a jackpot!!! Soos, make some new attractions!!!

Soos: You got it, boss! *sticks a wolf head to a chicken body*

Stan: Wendy, mark up those prices!!! The higher the better!!!

Wendy: *takes a marker and writes a zero next to the two*

Stan: Higher!!!

Wendy: *writes another zero*

Stan: Bleed them dry!!! *laughs*

Dipper: Yeesh, Grunkle Stan, it's like when you look at tourist all you see are wallets with legs!

Stan: That's not true. *looks out the window*

You: Some people never change.

Stan: Clean up on the front lawn!

You: NOT IT!!!

Dipper: *sighs as he picks up a bucket and mop, then goes outside*

He started giving tours, I just walked around making sure everything was... well, ready to be sold. I hadn't seen Dipper in a while though. I started to wonder where he had gone.

Stan: Ladies and gentle tourists, looking around my Mystery Shack you'll see many wondrous roadsides attractions. Be amazed at the only known photo of a horse riding another horse!!! *points at the picture* That's... that's pretty good.

Tourists: *stare in amazement and take pictures*

Stan: *goes to a curtain* Be astonished by the horrible preteen wolf boy!!! *opens the curtain* Oh, oh look at him!!! All that hair!!! His body's changing, ah!!!!

Dipper: *takes out his fake fangs* Grunkle Stan, is this demeaning.

Stan: What? I don't know de-meaning of that word!

Stan and Tourists: *laugh*

Dipper was there, wearing some strange wolf outfit, his face red in embarrassment. It took everything in my power to stop myself from laughing.

Stan: If you throw money at him, he dances!

Tourists: *throw money at Dipper*

Dipper: *does an awkward dance*

Stan: *captures all the money with a jar* Ooh, haha! Ooh, thank you!

You: *try as hard as possible to hold your laughter* Hey everyone, it's the sasscrotch!!!

Tourists: *go to the attraction leaving Dipper alone*

Dipper: *goes to you* Thank you.

You: *bursts into laughter and tears*

Dipper: *sighs annoyedly* ....

You: I- I'M SORRY- I CAN'T- *laugh more*

Dipper: ...

You: I'm... *catch your breath* I'm sorry, I just... *sigh and wipe the tears from your eyes* Oh that was a sight to see.

Dipper: *rolls his eyes, blushing with embarrassment*

You: Oh don't be like that, we've all suffered do to Stan's horrendous ideas. And besides, you actually made it work~! *wink before walking away*

Dipper: *blushes wildly* ...

Teasing Pine Hat was fun, but Stan would get mad if I didn't work, not like I really cares though, but still. I headed to the gift shop.

Mabel: Behold!!! Mystery Shack bumper stickers!!! You can stick them on your bumper, or over your husband's mouth!!! Am I right, ladies?!? She's knows what I'm talking about!!!

Woman: *chuckles* You are bad! How much?

Mabel: Hey,it's on the house. That's the Mabel difference! *gives the woman the bumper sticker* Thanks for visiting!

Stan: What?!? *steps out from behind a Stan cutout* What the heck do you think your doing?!?

Mabel: Business!!! *pressing the cash register* Ching-ching-ching!!!

Stan: Listen, kid, you don't make money by giving stuff away!!! You're off register duty!!!

Mabel: But- but-!!!

Stan: No butts except yours out the door!!! Now shut your yap and get to work!!! (y/n), take over register duty!!!

You: *nod, then give Mabel a sympathetic look* 

Mabel: Grunke Stan, what ever happened to Please and Thank You?!? Hm?!? Oh wait! Here they are!!! *sticks two stickers with the words Please and Thank You on Stan's face* Bwap bwap!

You: *snicker*

Stan: *takes off the stickers* Look, *sticks the Please sticker on the cash register* please never made me any money, kid. In fact, just saying the word is giving me a burning sensation!

Dipper: *comes in* Grunkle Stan, why do I have to wear this wolf costume? I think I'm getting hookworm!

Stan: Hehe, yeah, glueing dog hair to your body will do that!

Dipper: *takes off his wolf ears* You have all these dumb exhibits in the shack, meanwhile I've seen actual amazing things in the forest every day!!! What if you haunted down a real attraction instead of lying to people for a living!

Mabel: And you should be nicer to your employees too!!!

Dipper: Yeah!!!

Dipper and Mabel: *high five*

Stan: Look, you guys got a problem with how I run the shack take it up with the complaints department. *pulls up a trash can* Zing!!! *laughs*

Mabel: *takes out a pen and paper* I'm gonna write them such a letter! *starts to write*

You and Dipper: *look at each other, you let out a chuckle*

Later on, Stan makes us all put glitter on the large Mystery Shack sign on top of the shack. We were all wearing overall, and might I say, I looked cute!!!

Stan: *from the ground* And don't stop 'till you've covered that sign with glitter!!! Glittery signs attract tourists!!! Also large birds.

Soos: *gets attacked by an eagle*

Stan: *laughs* That's funny. *leaves*

Dipper: Ok, is it just me or is having Grunkle Stan as a boss seriously the worst?

Wendy: I know, right? Why do we always put up with it?

Soos: I tried to give him a suggestion to improve the shack once. *takes out a paper* I had this idea where I could be like the Mystery Shack mascot, Questiony The Question Mark! I ask people questions, you know, do the question dance.

Mabel: That sounds amazing!!!

You, Dipper, and Wendy: *agree with Mabel*

Soos: Yeah well, *puts the paper in his pocket* Stan said I couldn't handle it...

You: ...

After we cleaned ourselves, Stan sent me to clean the counter. Mabel and him went to his office, and the next thing I knew we were outside saying goodbye to Stan?

Stan: And careful with the jar, it's glass!

Mabel: Will do!

Stan: *closing the car trunk* See you in seventy two hours! *laughs* We'll see who makes more money. *throws his fez hat which lands in Mabel's head, then drives away laughing*

You: ... Mabel?

Mabel: Yes?

You: Did you just make a bet with a professional conman?

Mabel: Oh come on, being a better boss than Stan will be cinch! Profit, here we come!!! *drops the jar for the money*

Dipper: You broke the jar-

Mabel: We'll get a new one.

Dipper: I guess I shouldn't be too worried. I mean, how much money can Stan even make on vacation?

After that I went to clean the shelves, they were dusty. Mabel then called all of the employees into Stan's office.

Soos: You wanted to see us Mr. Pines?

Mabel: *turns around revealing her sitting on the chair* Stan is no longer with us.

Soos: He's dead?!? No, it should've been me!!!!!!

Mabel: Woah, Soos, Stan's not dead!He's on vacation for three days! We made a bet!!!

Soos: ...thank you for that clarification.

Mabel: Mabel's in charge now!!!

Dipper: Are those shoulder pads?

Mabel: Uh huh!!!! It's just one of the many up to date managerial tricks I learned from this book I found popping up the kitchen table!!! *drinks her coffee*

You: Why does your mug say #2?

Mabel: Because the real number one *pulls out a mirror and shows it to you* Is you.

Dipper, Soos, and Wendy: *agree*

You: *roll your eyes at her foot kissing*

Mabel: Walk with me. *gets off her seat and starts leading us to a chalk board* With me as boss you're gonna notice a few things around here. My job is to help you be your best S.E.L.V.E.S. Satisfied, Everyday, Loving life, Very much, Everyday, Satisfied! Great listening ears so far!!! *sticks stickers on all of you* Waddles, hold my call!

Waddles: *grabs the phone and chews on it*

You, Dipper, Mabel, Soos, and Wendy: *go to the gift shop*

Mabel: *sots down on a chair* All right, people, now rap with me. Wendy, how can I make your work space more Wendy friendly?

Wendy: Hmm, well, Stan never lets me hang out with friends at work.

Mabel: Stan ain't here, sister! Door's open!

Wendy: Sweet!

Mabel: And Soos, *takes out a question costume* I believe this is yours!

Soos: Questiony The Question Mark?!? *takes the costume* I wish this was an exclamation point to show how excited I am!!!

Mabel: *takes Dipper's wolf outfit* As for you, Dipper.

Dipper: !!!

Mabel: *throws the outfit in a shredder* Die, wolf costume, DIE!!!! I want you to head into those woods and don't come back until you've found an amazing attraction!!!

Dipper: Finally!!! Time to show Stan how a real mystery hunter does it! *grabs a flail and climbs on the window* Dipper out!!! *falls out the window because of the weight of the flail*

Mabel: What about you, (y/n)? What do you want?

You: Nothing, I'm good.
Mabel: Wha- Are you sure?

You: Yeah, I'm sure. Thanks though.

I continued to clean what needed to be cleaned. Soon after, I joined Mabel outside.

Mabel: *as tourists put money in the jar* Thank you! Oho, see you soon! Tell Mabel sent you! (y/n), look how much money we have so far!!!

You: Wow, impressive!!!

Dipper: *comes pulling a massive bag with something inside* Girls, I captured something!!! This is gonna blow those tourists away!!! *gets bit in the arm my the creature in the bag and punches it away*

You: That does not look safe...

Mabel: I'm sure it's perfectly safe! Marvelous work, valued employee!!! *gasp* Who's that~?!? Is it Questiony The Question Mark?!?

Soos: *hiding behind the portlier potty* Uh, I'm starting to have second thoughts about this, Mabel... I keep forgetting my lines and this costume is more uh... *comes to view* revealing than I expected...?

Mabel: Soos, don't give up!!! Anything is possible when you... *reads her book* imaginize it...!!!!!!!

Soos: But I don't know what that means!!!

Mabel: *puts her finger on Soos's mouth* Shh!!! *then moves it around his face* Shhhhhhhhhhh!!! *walks back* Believe in yourself......!!!!!!!!!

Soos: But- but I-!!! *shivers* So... So cold...!

You and Dipper: *look at each other worriedly*

I was helping Mabel count the money in the office when we go outside to the gift shop.

Mabel: How's my favorite Wendy?!? !!!

You: *avoid something that was thrown in your direction*

Wendy: Yeah, keep in going!!!

Nate: *kicks a strange head which hits little kid's face*

Kid: *starts to cry*

Mother: Billy, your face!!! It's ruined!!!

You and Mabel: *run over to the kid*

Mabel: I'm so sorry, *offers a dollar* please, have a refund.

Mother: *takes the dollar from Mabel and more from the jar before leaving with her kid*

Mabel: Wendy, you have a lot of cleaning up to do! Please?!?

Wendy: Woah, all this rule stuff's starting to make you sound like Stan.

Mabel: What?!? No, I'm nothing like Stan!!! In fact, ...take the rest of the day off?!?

Wendy: With full pay?

Mabel: Of course! *laughs awkwardly*

Wendy: *gives Mabel two thumbs up before running outside with her friends* Mabel Pines, you are the best boss ever!

You: I just cleaned this place!!!!

Mabel: ...

Dipper: *enters* Mabel, the new attraction is ready!!!

I needed some water...

I went to the kitchen and stayed for a while before going to the attractions area to see Dipper talking to a couple. Next to him was a cage with this... a Gremloblin?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

The couple started to leave and I heard Dipper: "Hey, fun fact about this little guy: If you look into his eyes you can see your worst nightmare!" The couple ended up going to the hospital.

Dipper: Thanks again for visiting!!! *sighs defeatedly*

You: Next time try getting something less... dangerous.

Dipper: Noted...

You and Dipper: *go to the gift shop to see Mabel trying to do as much is possible, then slouches against the counter sighing*

Dipper: *sits next to Mabel* Well, I just made two people go insane. How about you?

You: *sit at Mabel's other side*

Mabel: I'm so tired... I gave Wendy the day off so I heard to do her job...

You: You could've called me, you know. I could've taken over Wendy's shift.

Mabel: You needed a break though!

You: *sigh* Listen ,Mabel, maybe you need to start being a little tougher around here.

Mabel: No way!!! That's what Stan would do!!! I just need to think positive, be friendly, and everything will work out fine!

Just then, the Gremloblin came bursting through the wall! Everyone started running out screaming while the twins and I hid behind the counter.

Dipper: What?!? How did he get out of his locked cage?!?

Mabel: Well.......... I kinda gave him a break...

You and Dipper: YOU GAVE HIM A BREAK?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Mabel: He's an employee!!! Sort of....!

Dipper: We gotta round'm up!!! Where's Soos?!?

Mabel: He was stressed out so I told him to take a soothing nature walk!

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *peek at the Gremloblin*

Gremloblin: *starts destroying everything*

We see the tv, which somehow still worked, to see Cash Wheel. Stan was there, a big smile on his face.

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, Stan Pines is poised to become our grand champion!!! Anything to say to your fans out there?

Stan: See you tomorrow night, Mabel!!! *pulls out a loser shirt and laughs*

Gremloblin: *throws an artifact at the door, then roars*

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *run and hide in the living room* ...

Gremloblin: *starts putting stickers on itself*

You: What are we gonna do?!?

Mabel: He's awarding himself stickers that he didn't even earn!!!

Dipper: *takes out his journal and searches for the Gremloblin page* Got it!!! "When fighting a Gremloblin use water-"

Mabel: *runs to the Gremloblin and throws water at it*

Dipper: "Only as a last resort as water will make him much much scarier?!?"

You: Who writes sentences like that?!?

Gremloblin: *grows bigger as spikes come out of his back, then roars and spits fire at the ringing cuckoo clock*

Dipper: Don't worry, he's gotta leave eventually!

Time passed.

Gremloblin: *keeps listening to the Singing Salmon*

You: yEaH, eVeNtUaLlY...

Mabel: Ugh, why doesn't he just leave?!?

Gremloblim: *takes the jar of money, sniffs it, then starts eating the money*

Mabel: Our profits!!! *runs to the Gremloblin with you and Dipper running behind her*

Mabel: Stop, stop!!!

Gremloblin: *picks up Mabel*

Mabel: AH!!!

Dipper: Don't look into his evil eyes!!! You'll see your worst nightmare!!!

Mabel: I wish we had an evil to show him!!! Oh no!!! *looks into its eyes*

Dipper: Mabel!!!

You: Hey, ugly!!!

Gremloglin: *looks at you*

You: *pull out a mirror* Take a look at this!!!

Gremloblin: *looks at his own evil eyes, then after a while it drops Mabel and runs away breaking the wall*

You: I hate Gremloblins...

Dipper: Well, at least he didn't do that much damage...!

Gremloblin: *flies away breaking the totem pole*

Dipper: Oh boy.

Mabel: *picks up the timer* Guys, it's the third day!!! We've only got seven hours to earn back our profit or I've gotta wear that loser shirt all summer!!!

Wendy and Soos: *come in through the giant hole in the wall*

Wendy: Hey guys! Am I nuts or is this place different?

Mabel: Wendy! Soos! Am I glad to see you! We've got a lot of work to do, but if we hurry we can still beat Stan!

Wendy: Uh, yeah, I got a little headache so maybe I should like not work today.

Soos: And I actually just met this pack of wolves and I think they're gonna like raise me as one of their own so I should really be at the den right now.

Mabel: But- but-

Wendy: But hey, we'll see you on Monday. *starts to leave*

Soos: Uh, btdubs, is anyone gonna eat these? *points at some popsicles on the floor*

Mabel: *starts to shake in anger* ENOUGH!!!!

You, Dipper, Wendy, and Soos: *gasp*

Mabel: *goes behind the counter* I'VE HAD IT!!! I FOUGHT A MONSTER TO SAVE THIS BUSINESS AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!? I'M GONNA GET AN ULCER FROM YOU LOLLYGAGGING!!!

Wendy: Lollygagging?

Soos: Ulcer? You're acting... different.

Mabel: YOU SHUT YOUR YAPS!!!

Wendy and Soos: *gasp*

Mabel: I'VE BEEN DOING EVERYONE'S JOB WHILE YOU BUMS HAVE BEEN BLEEDING ME DRY!!!

Wendy: But I-!

Mabel: NO BUTTS EXCEPT YOURS ON THE FLOOR CLEANING!!! Now quit loafing and GET TO WORK!!!

Wendy: Yes Mabel!

Mabel: That's "Yes BOSS!!!" *Stan's fez hat lands on Mabel's head, then she looks in the mirror and gasps* Guys, what have I become?!?

Dipper: What you had to, Mabel. What you had to.

Mabel: We've got seven hours to turn this around!!! Let's go, people!!!

We tried our best to fix the shack. Mabel was really taking this seriously! After an hour, tourists started to arrive.

Mabel: *with a megaphone* TIME IS MONEY, HARDHEAD!!! YOU'VE GOT COMPLAINS, FILE THEN WITH THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT!!! Uh... my back. *notices the bus* GUYS, WE GOT TOURISTS AT NINE O'CLOCK!!!

Dipper: But what do I show them?!? Real magic just freaks people out!!!

Mabel: FIGURE SOMETHING OUT, KNUCKLEHEADS!!!

You: I got it!

I pull Dipper to our room and after a few seconds of searching, I give him an outfit, tell him to change, and tell him to meet me at the first attraction when he's done changing. I then go and wait, and after a minute, Dipper came in wearing a suit and an eyepatch on his eye.

Dipper: What are you-?!?

You: *take out some gel and give Dipper a slick-back hairstyle* You always wanted to be like Stan, right?

Dipper: What?!? No!!!

You: Too bad, this is your chance to act like him. *push him to the other room*

I go back to the counter and wait. People started lining up to buy things, and we made a lot of money!!! Dipper and I then followed the tourists to the front porch as they left.

You: Remember, we put the fun in no refunds!!!

Dipper: This was actually a great idea, (y/n)!!!

You: Thanks, it just popped into my head. ... *ruffle Dipper's hair giving him his natural messy locks* Better. *go back inside*

Dipper: *blushes a bit before going back inside and putting on his hat*

You: How'd we do?!?

Mabel: We filled the whole jar!!!!

You, Dipper, Wendy, and Soos: *cheer*

Dipper then does the math to see how much money we have after we pay for repairs.

Dipper: Minus the money to replace all the furniture and the supplies to fix shack that leaves us...!!!

Mabel: One dollar...

Stan: *enters* Tick tock, time's up, kids!!!

Mabel: Oh no!!!

Stan: Nice to see you learned how to dress while I was gone!

Mabel: How much did you beat us by...?

Stan: I won $300,000!!!

Dipper and Mabel: *gasp*

Stan: And then.

After Stan explained that he had lost all the money because he couldn't guess the last word which was...

Mabel: Please~?!?

Stan: Apparently that word can make you money!

Dipper: So wait, if you lost everything then that means- Mabel, you won!!!

You, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, and Soos: *cheer*

Soos: Wait, what did we win again?

Stan: Well, according to our bet I guess Mabel's the new boss.

You, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, and Soos: *say "No" repeatedly*

Stan: Huh? What?

Mabel: *takes off the fez hat* Grunkle Stan, I had no idea how hard it was being boss! This place was cuckoo bananas until I started barking orders at people like you!

Stan: *puts on his fez hat* Yeah well, I gotta admit. *pulls you, Dipper, and Mabel into a hug* It's kinda nice to be back, you know. *pushes you and the twins away* Ok ok, that's enough, get off of me! And Soos, Wendy..., GET TO WORK!!! *clears his through* Please.

Wendy and Soos: *leave*

Stan: *coughs* Still hurts.

You: Hey Mabel, didn't your agreement say something about Stan having to do some kind of apology dance if he lost~?

Stan: N-n-no, no it didn't!

Mabel: Actually, yeah, I think I have it in my notes here!

Stan: No!!! That never happened!!!

Wendy: *peeks inside and laughs* I'll get the camera!!!

Stan: Alright, let me just- *runs away*

Mabel: GRUNKLE STAN!!!

We ended up making him do the dance, it was HILARIOUS!!!! *sigh* Another happy ending.

Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!

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