Monster House is filmed in front of a live studio audience.

Y/N: What kind of hell is this?

You looked down at your appearance. You were dressed like a normal teenager. A pair of dark jeans, a F/C shirt with some band on it, a pair of Vans, and there was a red bandana around your neck. Arthur was dressed similarly but wore a Red and black shirt with his watch and bracelets where his blasters should be. To make matters worse, you looked like a teen again.

Elise: Look at my two handsome boys.

She pinched both of your cheeks before doing the same to Arthur.

Elise: You both look ready to go on over and meet our new neighbors.

Victor: I keep telling you hon, when you move to a new neighborhood, the neighbors are supposed to bring us treats. Not the other way around.

The "crowd" began to cheer again as your father walked into the room. He was dressed like, well, a dad. He had on a white button up with a pair of tan khakis and brown shoes. He had the sleeves rolled up to revel his hairy arms and but his hair was tied back.

Elise: Does it matter? You could stand to make some new friends you sour puss.

Victor: I have plenty of friends from the war.

Elise: Most of them are dead hun.

The audience laughed.

Y/N: I'm waiting for this to not be creepy.

Arthur: What kind of place is this? I mean, this is a studio right? That means there's a place outside of the studio. Or, is this studio all there is?

You gave it some thought. Maybe this was the entire world in this universe.

Victor: Now, where is Molly?

Molly: Right here!

You and Arthur looked up the stairs and saw Molly walking down.

Victor: There's my princess.

Molly hugged him and the audience went "aww" before she let go.

Molly: I can't wait to meet the neighbors! I hope they like cookies cause me and mom made a lot of them.

Elise turned to you and Arthur.

Elise: You two seem awfully quiet. Are you nervous?

You and Arthur looked at each other.

Y/N: Uh, no. Just, uh, I mean, yeah. Yeah. We're nervous.

Arthur: What he said.

Victor: Come on now. You boys have been through much worse than meeting new folk.

Molly: Yeah. Remember that time you helped Arthur hide the fact that he went to the dance with two different girls?

You raised a brow and looked back to Arthur.

Arthur: I'm a one woman man.

Elise: Not that night. I still remember having to buy ice for that black eye Mary Sue gave you.

The audience laughed again. Yeah. That was just creepy. Also, not that funny. Elise picked a container which was filled with chocolate chip cookies and walked over to the door.

Elise: Come on now. Smiles everyone. I heard from our realtor that this is a big family. And remember, first impressions matter.

Molly: But dad scares people.

Victor placed his hands on his hips and looked at her.

Victor: Now Molly, what did I say about that?

Molly: It's better for people to love you because they're afraid of you.

Victor petted her.

Victor: Good girl.

The audience laughed. You and Arthur just looked at each other for a moment before everyone walked to the door. You shrugged and followed. Might as well seeing as you needed to find the tear anyway. You were suddenly infant of another door, but "outside". Elise fixed her dress and knocked on the door.

???: One moment please!

You waited before the door open and, Cap walked out? There was a loud applause from the audience as he stood there smiling. Once it settled down, he seemed to come back to life.

Cap: Well, hello there. You must be our new neighbors.

Elise: We are. My name is Elise. This is my husband Victor, our youngest and only daughter Molly, and our two boys Y/N and Arthur.

Cap: Well why don't you all come inside. I'll get the rest of the family to come down and say howdy.

Everyone entered the house, no questions asked, while you and Arthur stayed outside.

Y/N: This is just beyond bizarre. Everyone is like a wet piece of cardboard.

Arthur: Most of these "jokes" aren't even funny. It's like watch the Big Bang Theory again.

You looked at him.

Y/N: I thought it was good show.

Arthur: It had its moments.

You just shook your head and entered the house. You found everyone just standing around before Cap looked up the stairs and cupped his mouth.

Cap: Oh family! We have visitors!

???: Visitors?!

From, what you assume was the, kitchen came Miles. He looked at all of you and nodded.

Miles: S'up?

The audience began to cheer again as Miles ate a sandwich. Then, from the basement came Sam and Kamala which got another round of applause.

Cap: Are you playing those video games again?

Sam: Yeah. I was winning to until Kamala started reading her fanfics again.

Kamala: You said you would help me.

Sam: And I did.

Kamala: The only advice you had was to not make everyone gay.

There was laughter.

Y/N: I guess that didn't change.

Arthur: Honestly, at this point I would be ok with everything being black and white again.

You heard a noise and looked up to see that Viv was phasing through the roof. Once again, there was applause.

Viv: I will be down momentarily. I am updating software.

Cap: Are you really updating software or are you and Riri experimenting on Sparky again?

There was a pause.

Viv: Update complete.

She flew down to the ground before Riri came down the stairs.

Riri: What the heck Viv? We were supposed to test those rockets we put of Sparky.

There was laughter as Cap turned to Viv with a disappointed look on his face.

Cap: We'll talk about this later young lady.

He looked around for a moment.

Cap: Where is everyone else?

Sam: Probably with Tony and Vision. They went to go get fro-yo or whatever.

Cap: I told Tony that you kids shouldn't be eating that stuff before dinner. Well, more cookies for us then.

Kamala immediately rushed over and took the container from him.

Kamala: I've been craving cookies for so long. You guys are already on my good list.

Elise: Well eat up. It's nice to meet all of you.

Victor: Uh, how many kids are there?

Cap: Well, there's all of these ones then there's Danny, Cindy, Nadia, Quentin, Katie, Laura, Kitty, Eli, and the twins Gwendolyn and Gwen.

Elise: And you take care of them all?

Cap: Heavens no. My friends Tony, Vision, and Widow help me.

Victor: And you all love here together?

Cap: Yep. I guess you can call this a, Full Hou...

Y/N: Hey! Trademark dude.

There was suddenly laughter. Hmm. That felt kinda good.

Cap: Right. Well, they're all the same age so it makes things a bit easier. As a matter of fact, they go the High School down the street.

Elise: Oh! So will they.

Arthur: High school? But, I graduated like five years ago.

Y/N: How old are you?

Arthur: 17.

Y/N: Good lord man. You're a <beep> genius.

You covered your mouth in surpise. You and Arthur looked at each other.

Arthur: Did you just get censored.

You slowly nodded.

Arthur: I'm going to lose my mind here. I can already see it.