I yawned as I woke up getting off the couch.

(Y/n): Not the best way to sleep, but what can you do?

I looked over to see Alice still sleeping on the bed curled up.

(Y/n): You know for a monster your size it amazes me how your able to sleep on a bed that's small for you.

I went up to her and promptly poked her cheek.

(Y/n): Hey wake up.

The only response Alice gave me was a groan tired or not she was getting up one way or another.

Wake up you lazy lamia.

Alice: Hey! I'm not lazy!

(Y/n): Yeah well I'm not letting you sleep in now come on and sit by the table while I prepare breakfast.

Alice: Fine.

Alice went towards the table and sat down or to me just sitting on her tail considering she doesn't even have legs to begin with. After finishing breakfast the both of us started eating.

Alice: So where you going now?

(Y/n): Simple I'm going to a city called Iliasburg what about you?

Alice: Simple I'm gonna follow you to since your a good cook and I want you to satisfy my gourmet curiosity.

(Y/n): Okay? whatever you say.

I packed up my things and we left Ilias village going towards IliasBurg as we walked on the road towards our destination I decided to ask Alice a question.

(Y/n): Hey Alice do you even care if I hurt or even kill your friends?

Alice: What's that supposed to mean?

(Y/n): Well you are a monster yourself and there's a good chance they're going to attack us...well mostly me.

Alice: *sigh* No it's not a problem, but there's one thing you should know I won't help you fight them your all on your own on that and if you lose I'm gonna leave you.

(Y/n): Wow some friend you are.

Alice: Since when did we become friends?

(Y/n): Simple the moment you gave me money, I cooked for us, and we're travelling together.

Alice: I'd say companions is a better term then friends.

(Y/n): Whatever you say.

As we kept talking we ran into a girl in a dress, but when Alice backed off I was confused after all the girl looked to be a noble or so I thought.

Girl: Oh a human maybe I can finally have a snack.

(Y/n): Your a monster?

Slug Girl: Not just any girl I'm a slug monster.

The slug girl lifted her dress and underneath it was slimy she was definitely a slug.

Slug Girl: Now to have your semen.

(Y/n): Sorry, but that's not happening.

I unsheathed my sword and charged at the slug girl slashing at her.

Slug Girl: *giggles* That tickles.

Before I can get another strike the slug girl quickly jumped on me causing my lower body to be under her dress and let me tell you have you ever felt a a wet warm slimy slug on your lower body? It's disturbing.

Slug Girl: Now your mine.

I had to do something otherwise this slug girl would rape me then it hit me slugs hate salt though I can never figure it out why they hate it, but I remember putting salt in my pocket since the bag was quickly I reached into my pocket digging out the salt pouch and throwing it on the slug girl. Thankfully she recoiled and jumped off.

Slug Girl: Ahhhhhhh salt! it burns!

Quickly the Slug girl ran away.

(Y/n): Phew that was close.

Alice: Way to go idiot you threw all the salt away!

(Y/n): Better then being raped besides I can still make food tasty even without salt.

Alice: You better also you suck with swords.

(Y/n): That's because I never had practice.

Alice: Well that won't do then well it? Come on let's set up camp it's getting late.

(Y/n): I think there's a good spot in the forest.

So Alice and I went to the forest and found a good spot to set up camp for the night.

Alice: Alright strike at me.

(Y/n): I charged at Alice and swung at her only to get parried.

Alice: This is gonna take some time.

Timeskip brought to you by chibi Alice currently eating food by chibi (Y/n)

After hours of training I got better with the sword.

Alice: Good now I'm gonna teach you a move that will definitely save your life.

(Y/n): And what move is that?

Alice: Its called Demon decapitation a deadly move, but very effective.

Alice then showed me how to do the move by hitting a small log resulting in it breaking into two.

Alice: There now you try.

Alice then placed another log for me and I gripped my sword mimicking the move, but due to how sloppy it was it didn't cut very deep.

Alice: *sighs* Here you need this in order to do the move properly.

Alice then handed me a menacing looking sword.

(Y/n): Um what is this?

Alice: Its my sword Angel Halo it was originally made by a fallen angel to bring ruin to other angels.

(Y/n): Sounds deadly.

Alice: Now try demon decapitation again.

I focused on the log sitting on the stumpt and I charged at it kicking off a tree and splitting the it in two.

(Y/n): I did it!

Alice: Not bad for your first try I'll give it seventy points.

(Y/n): Better then zero.

(One timeskip later morning)

It was morning Alice and I ate breakfast and set to go find Iliasburg seriously though first Ilias village then Iliasburg whoever made those town names needs to be fired wait can you fire someone from naming a town? As I was thinking I was interrupted by seeing a huge plant in the middle of the road.

(Y/n): Well that's not suspicious.

Alice: You gonna pull it?

(Y/n): I'd rather not a plant in the middle of the road is definitely spelling the word trap let's just keep going.

We passed the plant and kept going our way to Iliasburg I'm seriously gonna need to find whoever named that town.

Alice: Good job.

(Y/n): Huh?

Alice: Well that plant was actually a monster and you avoided it.

(Y/n): So it was a monster what kind of monster was it?

Alice: A mandragora they specialize with paralyze so if you pulled them up they would scream and you would be at their mercy.

(Y/n): Doesn't sound nice.

Alice: Indeed anyways Iliasburg is just right there.

(Y/n): Hey is it me or is it quiet?

I turned around and Alice was gone.

(Y/n): Seriously?

I decided to keep going and I heard fighting happening in the center of town so I hid behind one of the trees and what I saw was surprising.

This monster girl was fighting three soldiers.

???: Come on is that all you got?

Soldier 1: She's strong.

Soldier 2: We have to protect this town.

Soilder 3: How? We stand no chance!

Soldier 2: We charge at her she can't take on all three of us at once!

The two soldiers then charged at the swordswoman, but she easily swung at them rendering them unconscious while the third one was shaking.

???: You want to have a go too?

Soldier 3: Lady Ilias help me!

The third soldier then fled like a coward.

(Y/n): *whispers* At least have some dignity.

???: Is no one else gonna stand up to me?

I had two choices I could confront her and risk my life or stay hidden, but I'm no coward and if I'm gonna die I want to die swinging.

???: Very well this town is mi-

(Y/n): Hold it.

???: Hmm?

I stepped behind the trees going infront of the monster.

???: So you wish to confront me?

(Y/n): Yeah sorry, but I just can't let you take over.

???: Hahaha I admire your courage tell me warrior what's your name?

(Y/n): (Y/n) (L/n) and you are?

Granberia: Granberia one of the four heavenly knights and swordswoman for the monster lord.

(Y/n): I guess fate really hates me to have me confront one of the strongest monsters.

Gramberia: Take up your sword.

(Y/n): Listen Lady your beautiful, but I really wish we don't fight ca-

Before I could finish my sentence Granberia swung at me as I ducked.

Granberia: No more talking we only speak with swords!

(Y/n): Alright if you want to play like they then let's go!

I charged at Granberia and swung overhead, but she just measly side stepped and tripped me causing me to fall.

(Y/n): Damn!

Granberia: I admire your courage get up I'll let you have the next swing.

(Y/n): *To think she's this strong looks like I have no choice, but to use that move then* Alrighr if you want it I won't hold back!

I quickly charged at Granberia again and kicked off the fountain.

(Y/n): Take this Demon Decapitation!

Granberia: That move!

As I used the technique Alice taught me there was no way Granberia would be able to dodge I had her, but then the next thing shocked me she dodged out of the way making me miss.

(Y/n): Wh-

Before I had time to think Granberia appeared infront of me slashed at me making me collapse.

(Y/n): Impossible there was no way you could've avoided that.

Granberia: Who taught you that move? There's no way an amateur like you could've come up with that.

I couldn't tell her about Alice otherwise she would be in danger.

(Y/n): I...won't tell you.

Granberia: Very well then.

Granberia then stabbed me in the shoulder picking me up getting very close to my face I won't lie she was very beautiful if it wasn't for the fact that she had her sword dug very deep in my shoulder making me scream in pain.

Granberia: Tell me and I'll let you live.

(Y/n): No...matter what I won't tell you.

Granberia: Then you will die a warriors death then.

(Y/n): Heh.

Granberia: What's so funny?

(Y/n): It's...nothing just thinking how funny it is I'm about to die to a very beautiful lady like you.

This caused Granberia to stand still for a second before regaining her posture I guess she wasn't used to this.

Granberia: You think flattery will save you?

(Y/n): No...just stating the facts.

Granberia then removed her sword from my shoulder causing me to collapse in the floor having a pool of blood form around me.

Granberia: Die.

Alice: Hold it.

Granberia: You?!

Alice: Granberia how dare you attack this village without my consent?

I was barely conscious, but I think I saw Alice, but she was human.

Granberia: But this town praises our sworn enemy!

Alice: If you take over this town and it's citizens how am I supposed to enjoy the Ama-ama dangos.

Granberia: You can't be serious.

Alice: I am now Granberia I order you to leave.

Granberia: grr fine.

Granberia then walked up to me while I was barely conscious.

Granberia: You got lucky this time, but the next time you won't be so lucky get stronger so that we can enjoy a real battle and you might as well receive this.

Granberia then kissed me on the cheek.

Granberia: Don't get the wrong idea I only did that to admire your courage.

Granberia then left as Alice walked up to me as I blacking out.

Alice: *sighs* To think you went up against one of my knights.

Alice then patched me up helping me to my feet and I got a good look at her.

(Y/n): Ummm.

Alice: What's wrong never seen a beautiful woman in front you.

(Y/n): Is that you Alice?

Alice: Yep the one and only.

Just then the Citizens came out and praised us for chasing the monster away.

(Y/n): I don't know about you, but I'm tired.

Alice: Yeah let's find a inn.

As the Citizens came out and slowly starting to go back to their businesses Alice and I left for the inn to rest for the night after battling Granberia it became clear to me that I needed much more training with the sword.

Alice: Hello we'd like to rent a room for the night.

Innkeeper: Of course usually I'd ask for either a regular or special, but just for you I'll give you a hero's rate room just for free for one night.

Before I can agree I saw the same soldier who ran away.

Soldier 3: Excuse me, but I'd like the hero's room for myself.

Innkeeper: Sorry, but no.

Soldier 3: Impossible I battled that monster and chased her away I should be compensated for it.

Innkeeper: No what everyone saw was you running away now leave you coward I'm in the middle of something.

Soldier 3: I will remember this.

The soldier then stormed off.

Innkeeper: Sorry about that.

(Y/n): Its fine anyways we'll take the Hero's room if that's fine.

Innkeeper: Of course here you go.

The Innkeeper then gave us the keys for the room and we head upstairs and saw a really flashy door, as soon as I turned it Alice bolted in and removed your disguise as I shut the door and the inside of the room was definitely luxurious there was a full plate of food on the table and Alice starting eating what I assumed was the Ama-ama Dangos she was fond of, I put the Angel Halo up by the wall and layer down on the bed I was tired after that battle and a goods night rest will fill me up.

(Y/n): I have to say it's nice being in a luxurious room.

Alice: The food here is soooo good.

(Y/n): If you like those Ama-ama Dangos so much I'll make sure to buy some before we head out tomorrow okay?

Alice then pounced on me with a lewd expression.

Alice: You know you did pretty well, but I am hungry for something else.

(Y/n): And that is?

Before I could even process it Alice went down and removed my pants showing off my dick.

(Y/n): H-hey what're you doing?

Alice: I told you I'm hungry.

Alice then removed her breastplate showing off her breast and I got erected making my penis stand tall.

Alice: Now to feast.

Alice then started stroking my penis with her hand giving me a hand job and I was soflty moaning her hands were soft and it felt very nice.

(Y/n): A-Alice I'm about to cum.

Alice: Go ahead and release it.

She starting jerking me faster and before I knew it I started Cummings a lot all over her hand and face as she licked my cum.

Alice: Delicious, your semen was definitely good.

(Y/n): Next time *pant* give me a warning.

Alice: If I did that you would say no.

(Y/n): There's a thing called consent.

Due to how late it was getting Alice and I slept in the bed, but Alice of course didn't put her breastplate back on so she snuggled up to me with her bare breast having my arm engulfed.

(Y/n): *It's gonna be a long night*

I then fell asleep wondering where to go next.