( Reader P.o.V )

Park

I was being pulled towards someone who was close to death the whole time. I felt another Dullahan there too but the feeling was too strong to don't react. I teleported in the bushes and was observing the human male being crushed by the centaur, harpy and lamia. I pulled the hood over my white head and get my weapon. I walked over to them and stood there waiting for him to die to lead his soul. What I wasn't suspecting was being tackled by someone to the ground.

Zombina : I got them!

 Because of strong contact with the ground my head fell off and rolled out from under the hood.

Tio : Zombina you killed him!

Another voice yelled. When my vision stopped spinning I saw a female zombie sitting on my body with shocked expression. Behind her was an ogre, cyclope and doppelganger. The zombie girl walked up to me and lifted my head. I winked and she let go of me making me hit the ground again. 

Tio : Why are you throwing his head around? Just get it. Jeez.

The guy along withgirls that almost killed him walked up closer. 

Kurusu : Umm. What did you do?

The harpy girl lifted my head and put me on the guy shoulder. 

Papi : Look! You have second head!

I sigh internally and thought of an idea. I made my body get up but they were too fixed on looking at my head to notice. Lamia girl and centaur leaned in closer to my face. I shouted while my body walked between the group. Lamia, cyclope and harpy fainted from fear. Ogre girl jumped up and created a shake that made doppel girl to fall down. The centaur pulled out a plastic sword and was swing it in my direction. The zombie girl fall on her butt from my sudden action and her body lost leg and arm. The guy who was holding me turned pale white and stiffed in place. My body took my head from his shoulder and put it back in place.

(Y/N) : That's better.

I took my axe and the weapon creepy smile was right in the male's face. 

(Y/N) : You will die mortal. What... are you doing?

I asked and he looked confused before uncovering his head from beneath his arms. He chuckled nervously and rubbed his neck.

Kurusu : I thought you're here to kill me.

I placed the axe back on my back.

(Y/N) : I don't kill. I only lead souls to the Afterlife. Your near death expirience made me come here to check if you're ready to travel with me.

He nod and relaxed. How does he do it so easily after almost being dead?

Smith : Ahhh there you are! I told you to not leave when you don't have a host family. I remember that I took that axe away too...

This women again...

Kurusu : What is he?

The men asked and I made a dark pose with my (E/C) eyes glowing from the darkness of my hood.

(Y/N) : I'm the Dullahan. The Herald of Death. I lead the mortal souls into the afterlife so they may rest in peace. I-

Zombina : Okay we get it headless guy. Can someone help me put back together?

Zombie girl interrupted me and I reach for my axe but someone took away my head again. My view shifted to looking at my own body before being turned to face Smith.

Smith : Relax (Y/N). You're the one in trouble now.

I tried to take my head away from Smith but she was keeping it away from my reach. I jumped at her but she ducked and my body landed on the zombie girl. I was getting up but felt something soft in my hands. I look down and saw that I was holding her breast. I gave her a few small squeezes before jumping back like burned. She and I was blushing while Smith was laughting. The guy and other girls even the one that fainted were staring at us. I ripped my head from Smith's grasp and placed it back on it's place. 

(Y/N) : You old lazy hag! I will throw you in hell for that one!

Her only answer however was to just laughted more and I gave her a glare.

Timeskip brought to you by chibi you trying to take your head away from chibi Zombina.

Kurusu's House

Kurusu : So you're saying that somewhere there is other Dullahan around?

I nod and put my head away. I lifted the cup of tea and poured it inside me. Hmmm, quite tasty tea they have here. 

Smith : It's probably Lala. Why with you Dullahans have to be so much work?

(Y/N) : It's because we are the agents of death. We- 

Smith : I get it, I get it. If you're planning on running away to check on Darling life then you can just stay here. You don't mind, right Kurusu?

Kurusy : I'm sure that I can't even disagree because you already have all the papers ready?

(Y/N) : You're so smart, Darling-kun.

The zombie girl next to me poked my body's shoulder but it reached for sweets. 

(Y/N) : If you want something my head is here.

I said from the other side and she placed my head on her lap. 

Zombina : I didn't get the proper revenge for scaring me. What to do to you?

(Y/N) : I'm surprised that you even use your brain. 

I responded and she started to shake my head around. She continue doing it so I get annoyed and with a quick swing of my axe cut off her hands. Before my head could fall down I catch it and placed on the other side of the couch I was sitting on. Her hands were still holding onto my head.

Smith : Zombina stop flirting with (Y/N) and get ready!

She looked at me with a mad red blush and tried to take her hands but... it was kinda hard without them. I simply chuckled and just sat there. 

Zombina : Give me back my hands! 

(Y/N) : If I do then you will just annoy me again. 

Zombina : If you don't then I will annoy you with my mouth. Now give them back!

(Y/N) : I can just sew you lips together.

Zombina : *Puppy dog eyes* Please give them back.

I blushed at her cute face and placed my head back on it's place.

(Y/N) : Y-You're so annoying. Sit closer, I'll sew them back.

She practycly leaned against me but I took the needle and some thread. I was sewing it with precision so it won't fall off because of the some pull or something. After I was done she check her hands and gave me a hug. 

Zombina : Maybe if something will fall off I should come here for you to sew it back in it's place instead of going to hospital.

She was still holding me and I blushed before pushing her away a little. 

(Y/N) : Don't test my patient. Besides you should go. Others are waiting for you." 

She quickly get up but gave me a kiss on the cheek before leaving. 

(Y/N) : What was that for?!

I yelled behind her, blushing but she left with Smith and her friends.

Timeskip

Kurusu's House

It was some time since I started living at Kurusu house. Soon just as Smith said he found a female Dullahan named Lala. There was a whole action of the girls trying to save him from danger and almost killing him in the end. More or less it was like a normal day at this house. More surprising was Zombina spending most of her time with me. I mean I'm not a total idiot to not see her liking me.

We often spend the time watching zombie films or getting out for a walk. Whenever police officer saw my axe and wanted to ask what I am she was slapping her hand on his mouth begging him to not say that fraze. Often for that I was cutting one part of her body and then of course carefully sewing it back with her practycly laying on me. Once even her breast fall off. That was the most exciting and awkward situation we ever had. She said that she doesn't feel pain but when I accidently touched her more she let out a moan making my head fall off because of the surprise and excitement.

She was taking me or so called 'friendly dates' but whenever we were on one she was holding my hand or getting very timid when our faces were close to one another. Once I almost kissed her by that matter but she pushed me back and we had to catch my head rolling down the road. She throw her arm and stopped it right before it fall under the car. People were looking at us in confusion but I'm not surprised if I would saw a horseman without a head running after one and girl put together by stitches without an arm. Those were crazy days and adventures. Of course I wasn't neglecting my duties as a Herald of Death but people in this place beside a hospital wasn't really in life threating danger not counting Kurusu who was at the edge of death the whole time.

Right now however I was sitting at the table in my room and slowly 'drinking' my tea enjoying the calm evening. I couldn't enjoy the moment for long as Zombina barged in my room and jumped in my laps. The could thing was that I just took the last sip of it. 

(Y/N) : Watch what you're doing! ...Idiot!

I shouted and gave her a small poke on the forehead. She rubbed the spot but gave me a smile and hug. 

 Zombina : Come on lazy butt. We're going on another date!

I shook my head but then I caught something missing in her sentance. 

(Y/N) : So this and all the other dates weren't just friendly hang outs?

She blushed hard and pushed my body away before taking my head and running out of the room. 

(Y/N) : Hey! Put me back on my place!

She just laughted and continue doing this while running away from my other part. I just feel my body trying to catch up to her but the armor was slowing it down. She ran out of the house and then somewhere throught the park up to hill and stopped.

(Y/N) : What are you- 

Zombina : Shh! Enjoy the view!

I look in the skies just to see the lights of fireworks creating the most fancy flowers, fountains, dragons and all other stuff like this.

(Y/N) :  ...It's beautiful. Is this what mortal enjoy so much called fireworks?

She nod and hugged my head close to her body. 

Zombina : You know that for me all those dates weren't friendly but romantic (Y/N)? I wanted to see if you'll be comfortable with me and you besides a few stupid situation but all of them was the best moment in my both human and zombie life. I... love you I guess...

I gave her a soft smile.

(Y/N) : I would give you a hug right now but you left my body behind. We're both immortal so you must know that... we will be stuck forever together if you want to. I... I love you too.

She lifted my head and we started a make out but my eyes went wide. 

(Y/N) : My body! 

Zombina : (Y/N)? Are you okay? You're blushing so much...

(Y/N) : Someone is tying up my body! It must be Rachnera! Quick before she will start her bondage thingy!