Tip #1: The best time to write a monologue is when you watch something for the first time that makes you cry.

Alright, I've been watching Big Hero 6.

Get ready for another gamer update.

You'd call me crazy if I told you what I'm going for, so let me ease you into it.

I mentioned in the last update that my theory is that in Majora's Mask, Link's quest is to accept his death, and move on. Well, let's move off of death and come to the topic of the complete opposite of moving on. What would have happened to Link if he had failed.

If you have played the game, you should know that Termina has three days until the moon falls. If you give up and just let Majora win, you have to start over. Go through the same three days. Over and over and over again.

Well, I'm not going to talk about Majora's Mask. We're going to talk about another one of Game Theory's videos. Super Smash Bros.

Why in the world would I write a monologue about that?! Well, you should look up the video. Super Smash Bros revealed.

Watch the video before this point.

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I trust that you saw de video by now. If you haven't, go watch it. You won't know what I'm talking about until you do.

You may see why the hashtag is #STUCK. (No, I don't use Twitter) If you took my advice and saw the video, you should know why I would write a monologue about this.

I mentioned with the first hashtag that I've been bullied about half my life.

"And then came the warriors. The thought of clanmates, always looking out for each other. StarClan always watching. How everything all fit together in the end.

It hit me. Hard. Imagine falling from a forty foot building. Boom. I couldn't concentrate. I had at least twelve missing assignments every other month. I couldn't stop thinking about it. Warriors became my sun, moon, and stars.

But that's not the worst of it. It hurt me. Scarred me for life. I felt like I was in an early midlife crisis. Just taking a shower, bawling my eyes out, feeling as if my heart would squeeze out of my throat. It was the worst thing anyone had ever done to me.

It's a good thing that I'm tall. Because if I wasn't, I probably wouldn't be able to handle all of the stress. If you would to walk in my shoes for awhile, you probably wouldn't survive. It would be the worst experience of your life. Take one step inside and you'll feel how I feel. See what I see. Know what I know.

And it would physically tear you apart."

Can you imagine what that would feel like to Mashahiro? He created Kirby. It's his childhood invention. And his right to control the flow of new games, HIS new games has been taken away from him. By US. And that's not just sad, it's WRONG.

Yes, fellow gamers. There is a new antagonist out there, worse than Ganon or Bowser. The new antagonist is YOU.

In another one of Game Theory's episodes, he talks about how we are always demanding new games with innovation. "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT." Sales for the original Mario platforms has more sales than the innovative game, Super Mario Galaxy.

So just STOP. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. Just follow Link's example and accept that Kirby is ready to end it's series.

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Hey guys. If you are a big gamer like me, you should really check out these reviewers.

Peanut Butter Gamer (PBG)- Pbg is a really great YouTuber, and his reviews are fun to watch. He also made an appearance on Game Theory; Link is Dead.

On top of that, you can also check out normalboots.com: Pbg and a few of his other friends like ProJared, The Continuest, and Did You Know Gaming.

And of course, the Game Theorists. I was, of course, introduced by my siblings who had heard that pbg had made an appearance, so they forced me to watch it.

As I said earlier, I didn't exactly agree with the theory, and being the first episode I had watched, I thought, it's just a game. (slaps myself in the face)

But this video specifically touched me because this was the second one I watched, and I started to believe their theories. Especially with the last hashtag I did, the Link is not Dead vid got me into agreeing with the hookshot theory. Also Culture Shock helped me with my history homework. Majora's Mask African Roots.

If you're a fellow musician/liked Ocarina of Time/like music/like Zelda/like YouTube/are a human being/are living, you should check out David Erick Ramos, who isn't a reviewer, but seriously, trust me. You should watch.

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Alright, fine. He's an ocarinist, helped me pick out my first ocarina and learn a few basic songs andifyousayanythingabouthowthatslameordumboritsoundsbadiwillpersonallypunchyouinthefaceBECAUSEEVERYONESAYSTHATANDMYSIBLINGSSAYTHATANDICANNEVERPRACTICEFREELYANYMORESOJUSTADMITTHATITSAWESOMESTOPBEINGJEALOUSANDDONTSAYANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

same with spottedleaf. i'm watching you.