Damn I used two sy-syn- cinnamons for mad! Anyways, don't you just hate it when the main character acts all nice or oblivious

Now, reading fan fictions I'mma give you the girls I see continuously making me fucking triggered

Oblivious- Doesn't. Get. Anything.
Example:
'I gasped as he slammed me against the wall my breathe staggering
"I...I love y-"
"OPPAAA!" A girl screamed
'What..was he going to say?'"
Example 2:
'OH MY GOD THAT WAS TEAM ROCKET-' shit sorry that was the wrong one
'I was walking in the alleyway nothings gonna be bad amiright? I wonder if my giant ass and giant boobs and great body, and curves, and me being flawless will get me raped! ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯"

Bitchy, snappy, and fucky- oH yOu hiD yOurselF FUCK YOU! CHOKE ON A DICK CUMSLUT!
Example one:
'Y-You were (insert childhood BFF or some shit) the whole time?!
"I HATE YOU!" I screamed "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
"If I did i would've died or you'd get in trouble-"
"I FUCKING HATE YOU HOW CAN I LOVE YOU?!" I screamed louder"
(Remember, they are exaaammpllessssssss)

Tooo weaaaakk!- bitch, I know there's shock but when you are being raped fight
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Example-
'I was weak against (insert main character's supposed to be love interest but is a gang member or some shit) I couldn't fight..I was limp as I got (beeeeeeeeeeeep)'

Can do everything- basically a 'cool bitch'
"
'Yeah I'm the retired best agent until..that happened..' I muttered as I had 5000 knives in my hands as I threw them perfectly at them'"

Oh yeah, I'm overreacting but it's basically that! LIKE CAN DO EVERYTHING BITCH IS FLAWLESS, STRONG, 'COOL', NOT RELATABLE, AND EVERY SHIT!

Then there's one fanfic that I found that I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

Basically me-cannot sing, dance, walk, too lazy, draw, and basically anything!

Don't get me wrong I have favorite fanfics with the girls I hate! It's just...it ticks me off sometimes

Soooommmeetimessssss-
Hell its every time but I try to get passed it