How did I forget to post Beatrice???

"Because you're a dork, Mongoose."

"Be quiet, Beatrice! You're my drawing, so you don't get to offend me!"

"Fine. I'll just sit here on this paper and not move. Ever."

"Okay, I'm sorry! I didn't realize how hard my drawings' lives are!"

"You're such a pushover."

"What are you looking at, reader? Yes, I talk to non-living objects! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT???"

"You're insane, Mongoose."

"I know. I'm going to go do a tribal dance in my room while chanting now. It's the seventh full month this year. Wake me in half a moon."