Claude: Hai guys and gals lets steal some val--

Dexter: I AM NOT GETTING FAT

Claude: DEXTER?!?!?!? WHEN DID YOU LEARN TO TALK?!?!? *faints*

*beeeeeep*

Gaston: well hi guys Gaston here for a book of randomness

Gusion: for a fact we didnt sign up for---- *mouth covered by gaston*

Gaston: *whispers * gusion they dont need to know

Alucard: *sigh* this fools.....

Jenna: well lets do this again

*Beep*

Jenna: whats up guys and gals Jenna

Gaston: and gaston here for a book of randomness

Miya; well you guys know what to do here

Claude: leave dares

Kimmy: asks

Alucard: or anything you want like....

Hanabi: yaoi

Kagura: yuri

Saber: lemons

Hayabusa: oneshots

Argus: fluff

Zhask: I ummm..... what do I say again

Ruby: I will take it from here

Zhask: ok

Ruby: so this book contains of any request from readers and most likely we will be *coughs* suffering *coughs* having all your request done in no time

Jenna: well thats all and now ---

Claude: I declare The book is now open

Miya: Hey!! Thats my line >:<

Claude: you know im a theif right

Miya: *triggered* One shot One kill *uses ult then uses 2nd skill then kills claude*

Narrator: An Ally has been slain

Harley: RUN BITCH RUN HAHAHAHAHA

Claude: *dies*

*BEEEEEP