SO ME AND MY DAD HAVE SCRATCHY THOATS

SO I WAS SUPPOSED TO WASH THE DISHES, WHAT IM GONNA DO ON A FEW MINUTES AND I HEAR MY DAD SAY "whoa" LIKE HE WAS BLOWN BACK

SO HE GIVES ME A SHOT GLASS.SAYING "dont smell it just drink it"

so i drink half the glass

IT TASTED TERRIBLE

SO THEN HE TELLS ME TO GULP IT

SAY THAT FIRST DAMNIT

SO I DO SO AND I COUGHED A SHIT TON AND MY THROAT BURNED

TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SWEAR I SPAT OUT "what is this?!"

"burben"

WHAT THE HELL IS BURBEN

I SAW HE PUT HE GLASS IN THE BOTTON OF THE FRIDGE WHERE THE ADULT DRINKS ARE SO ITS SOMETHING I CANT HAVE EVERYDAY

NOT LIKE I WANT TO

I CANT BURP NOW BECAUSE IT SMELLS WORSE THEN DOG SHIT

I ATE THE REST OF MY PRINGLES TOO

anyone know magic smelling food that i can eat to i can eat it and get this foul taste out my throat