me in a call with Tumblrbroughtmehere a few months ago about stinkbugs

her: i screamed and got my sister to get it but we couldnt find it.

me: you fucking screamed to a stinkbug?

her: shut up!

me in a convo with LunaDaNarwhal about spiders

her: i already screamed and woke my mom up!

me: kill it with fire

HOW THE HELL DO YOU GUYS SCREAM?!

ALL I DO IS RETREAT TO MY DAD CAUSE MY MOM WONT DO SHIT SINCE SHES AFRAID OF INSECTS AND SILENTLY CRY IN FEAR

I'VE NEVER SCREAMED ABOUT A BUG

HOW TF DO YOU GUYS SCREAM?!

like im.not being insulting I'm legit confused how yoi guys scream i just hide silently in a corner and wont do shit until it leaves the world

I WOULD LIKE TO SCREAM TO LET EVERYONE KNOW IM IM DANGER

OF A CENTIPEDE

friend: centipedes dont hurt anyone

me: go suck a dick because i cant stand how fucking fast snd terrifying they are