*Tarzan yell*

"AYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!"

*Katie swings in on a vine*

*crashes into wall*

"--Oof!"

*wheezes*

"I'm fiiiiiiiine...."

'''''

Yeah, sorry. I wanted to make an interesting intro!! XD

Well, I hope that was interesting enough for ya! XD

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GOOD GRAVY, this oneshot was soooooooo fun to write!!XD

Just so you know, this is a very long oneshot.

I really got carried away with it. It was supposed to be 500 words MAX. But now it's 4347 words! XD

So, be prepared for a LOT of reading.

Bwahahahaha!

'''''

Since this took so long, I expect lots of comments as payment for my time and effort. 

But don't spam pointless stuff, though! XD

''''''

I also really LOVE the art for this chap; it was so fun to make!
So, here are some more versions of the art that I made!! XD

^I absolutely love this one! 

^Sorry, Chat looks a little fuzzy; my 'screenshot/save' feature on my laptop is terrible. It doesn't like to save things and keep them sharp and crisp.

^ I obviously played around with the design a little. I liked this one 'cause it's really cute and I love the pockets, but I didn't think it looked very superhero-y. 

^This one was really nice; but it didn't show how playful the character, Blanc Minou, is. And, to me, the anatomy of her body looks a little off---I can't figure out what it is, though! Maybe it's the shoulders?  XD

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This oneshot was suggested by Polly8Star, thanks for the idea, girlie!❤

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In this one, Katie (Das me!) gets a miraculous, and Marinette wasn't the first choice! XD
Oh, and it's technically a ChatxKatie (Chatie)/ChatxBlanc (Blanc Noir) 'cause Chat and I flirt a little. *blushes*

I'd suggest that you make sure to read the oneshot "Chat vs. Katie" before this, if you want to understand how the two 'met.'

WARNING: Lots of instances of Chat being attracted to 'Katie' and being conflicted, ahead. It was a requested 'Chatie' oneshot, and I can't have it be a ship oneshot without there being romance and attraction. It's just a given at this point.

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This is what the akuma looks like:

If the picture is too blurry, look up 'Akuma OCs' and it'll be one of the first few results.

(For those of you who don't know, 'Cym-K' is based on the main colors of a printer. I know, 'cause I had to look it up! Tbh, at first, I thought it was some fandom that I didn't know about! XD)

(The art isn't mine, neither is the akuma OC. Polly8Star sent this to me after finding it on the internet and asked if I'd be interested in using it.)

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Also, this is my first attempt at writing an Akuma fight scene, so no hate, please!

'''''

Now, without further ado, I present to you, this oneshot!

Enjoy, fellow Miraculers!

''''

Of all the days to have an akuma attack, Chat thought, grumpily. Why did it have to be today?

It was a Saturday, for goodness sake!

He had even gotten his father's permission to visit a friend!

He dodged the magneta sphere the akuma had thrown at him. It exploded behind him; startling both he and Ladybug.

The duo had been battling Cym-K for nearly an hour, and were beginning to get exhausted. 

"So, Kim-K-ardashian," Chat taunted their opponent; trying to make light of the situation. "How were you akumatized? Did you just get mad at your printer or something? Let me guess, it was out of ink?"

The akuma practically had steam coming out of her ears.

"My name is Cym-K! Cym-K! Why is it so hard for you to understand?!"

"Now, now, don't take that tone with me, young lady. You wouldn't want your dear friend RG-B to hear you talk like that, would you?" he sniggered. 

Cym-K screamed in frustration and threw yellow ball at his head. Chat Noir slide out of the way; the sphere melted the asphalt on the road.

Chat saw Ladybug take cover behind a building. 

"Lucky Charm!"

Chat held off the akuma as he waited for Ladybug to figure out what to do with her power's help.

"What? Why would I need this?!"

Suddenly, Cym-K threw a cyan ball to the ground. The trampoline-like surface spread around as Chat backed away---trying not to touch it. The akuma bounced off of it; catapulting to another rooftop. He guessed that she and Hawkmoth wanted to come up with a new plan.

He faced his partner to see if he could aid with the object.

Chat Noir knew that the Lucky Charm worked in convoluted ways. He had seen Ladybug save the day with a spoon, a giant sock, and a car jack before. You would think he'd be prepared for anything.

But he was not prepared for this.

"Why would I need Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream?!" Ladybug exclaimed. 

"...Are you hungry?"

"Chat!"

"It was just a suggestion!" He frowned. "What does your 'Ladybug Vision' show?"

She paused and looked around.

"It's showing that you have something to do with this." she furrowed her brow. "It's also showing that I need to get the Miraculous Box. Maybe we need help? Like, another superhero?"

Chat stiffened at her words. With a slow smile, he considered the carton of ice cream in her arms.

"Of course!" he laughed. "Of course it's her!"

"Her?" Ladybug queried. 

He turned to face his partner.

"There's this friend of mine; she knows a lot about us. She even knows my identity--I don't know how, but she does. She might even know yours. And, she's obsessed with Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream." he ended with a chuckle.

"Well then, since you trust her, I'll bring her a Miraculous." She drew back her arm to fling her yoyo.

"Wait!" Chat's arm rested on the heroine's shoulder. "I'd like to be the one to give her the Miraculous; I've grown to be very close to her. And I wanted to spend time with her earlier, but I haven't had the chance because of the 'Cym-K' situation. Please?"

Ladybug smiled, softly.

"Of course you can give it to her."

'''''

Katelyn Avery's day had started out like any other normal Saturday.

She woke up at 10 am and stared at the ceiling for 30 minutes--debating about whether or not she should get up.

She eventually got up, took a long shower, put on her pink glasses, and changed into her favorite leggings and her blue hoodie.

After brushing her hair, she grabbed her laptop and catapulted onto her bed; already having ideas of what stories she wanted to write.

She began writing in a frenzy, giggling as she got more inspiration for the story. Her fingers darted across the keyboard.

As she got to the climax of the story, though, she was interrupted by an insistent knocking on her door.

Katelyn groaned.

"Why is it that every time I'm on a roll with my writing that I get interrupted?!" she furiously exclaimed as she marched over to the door.

"This had better be important." she grumbled as she opened it.

"Well, if you consider an Akuma attack important, then yes--it  is," drawled a playful voice.

Katelyn froze for a moment, blushing with embarrassment at her outburst. 

Chat Noir chuckled and twirled his tail in a cocky manner.

"W-what are you doing here?" she asked, still red in the face.

"My Lady and I are in need of assistance. "

He extended his hand out to the girl. In it, he held a small, dark, hexagon-shaped box. Katie gasped as she recognized what it was.

"Katelyn Avery. I am bestowing upon you the powers of the White Cat Miraculous. You will use it for the greater good. After you complete your task, you will return it to me. Can I count on you to return it when I ask you to?"

Katie was silent for a moment. Then she exploded.

"YES!!! Wait, I'm REALLY getting a Miraculous?! WAAAHOOO!!! YUSH! Praise the Potato!! I have been dreaming of this ever since I was a newborn fangirl!!"

Chat's ears were still ringing by the time she calmed down. But he was too shocked by how such a small person could be so loud and hyper. And....cute?

He mentally slapped himself. What was he thinking? He liked Ladybug; not Katie. Right? Right.

He cleared his throat and handed the brunette the Miraculous.

She smiled ecstatically as she pried open the lid. A bright white light emerged from the box and raced spirals around Katelyn. 

When the light cleared, a small, white, cat kwami floating in the air.

"Bonjour, mademoiselle! I am Lili." She bowed. 

'Lili' was all white, with the exception of her pink nose and blue eyes.

Chat smiled as he recalled how he and Plagg had met. At the time, Plagg had been annoying, but he had grown to love the outspoken little stinky-cheese--loving guy. And although they wouldn't admit it; Plagg and Adrien knew that they depended on each other. He hoped Katie and Lili would be able to form a bond like that.

"Oh my gosh!" Katie's exclamation brought Chat's thoughts back down to Earth. "You are so cute, Lili!"

After a moment of giggling, the white kwami spoke again.

"Your Miraculous is a ring. To call on the transformation, all you have to say if 'Lili, whiskers on!'"

 "And what superpower do I have?"

"I give you the power of Diversion. To access it, you say 'Cat-cophony!' Do you have any questions?" Lili surveyed Katie's face. 

"No," Katie squeaked, smiling brightly. "I just can't believe this is actually happening!

Katelyn reached into the Miraculous box and withdrew the ring. It looked like Adrien's, but it was thinner and more feminine. and instead of a paw print, it had a cat nose and whiskers design on the top.

She daintily slid the ring on her right ring finger.

She took a breath.....and then paused.

"Wait!" she exclaimed, startling both Lili and Chat. She turned to face them; eyes wide.

"Does this mean I get a super cool transformation sequence?!"

Chat guffawed, loudly.

"Well," he said, still wiping tears from his eyes. "My guess is that you will, but it's different for everyone. Just try it out, yourself."

The brunette smiled, nervously.

She took a calming breath.

"Lili, whiskers on!"

'''''

The next thing Katelyn knew was that she was engulfed in a ball of white light. It wasn't too bright---in fact, it was very pleasant to be in. The light wasn't hard on the eyes at all.

Suddenly, she felt as if she knew just what to do. It was as if someone was whispering instructions in her ear about how to transform.

Katie spun around with finesse. 

She was faintly aware of the warm feeling that began spreading up her body. It felt like stepping into a hot tub.

She crouched and darted side to side. The feeling traveled up her torso. She weaved around the ball of light, as if dodging imaginary punches.

Katelyn giggled. It was like the transformation was a 'warm-up'---preparing her for the fight to come.

Standing up, she flung her arms out. She watched as they were enveloped in a thin, breathable, white material. Her hands had been enclosed by white gloves with clawed tips.

Feeling confident, and following the feeling that guided her, she grabbed her glasses and flung them from herself.

She brought her hands in front of her chest; almost in a defensive boxing position. Then, she raised them both in a continuous movement---temporarily blocking her face. Katie's arms continued upward and revealed her newly-masked face; smirking smugly.

She ran her gloved hands through her hair; changing it and making it messy.

With a uncharacteristically cocky chuckle, the new heroine switched her weight over to her left leg and crossed her right foot over, lazily. 

She pulled her shoulders back and placed her left hand on her cocked hip. She smugly smiled and swung her tail in her right hand.

It was showtime.

'''''

Chat had never really experienced a transformation first hand, before. To say that it was an interesting experience was an understatement. 

He witnessed Katie be enveloped by a soft white light. He saw little flashes of movement, but nothing remarkable.

Until her glasses came whizzing out of the ball of light and hit him in the face, that is.

He was still rubbing his nose when the light dissipated, at last.

He took one look at the figure that remained, and forgot about his injured nose.

He forgot about how Ladybug needed them ASAP.

He forgot about....everything, really.

Katelyn stood before him. But she was completely different.

Before, she had been her usually nerdy, cute, and goofy self. She had been awkward and adorkable.

But now, the only word Chat could come up with to describe her was....stunning.

She was in a form-fitting white super suit---much like his own. But Katie's was more feminine was flattering on her curvaceous body. She wore white calf-length boots; they looked chic, but durable and impact-absorbent. 

She had a tail, too. Again, it was similar to Chat's own, but it had it's own design to it. It was a belt-tail, like his, but it was a glossy white with a silver tip, and hung low on her hips.

Her torso was covered by the same white fabric. The bust-to-stomach area was lined by a silver seam. The neckline of the suit was modest, but wasn't too high. Her arms were mimicked like his--clawed gloves and such--but as a white version. 

Then there was Katelyn's face. 

Instead of the shy and cute brace-faced smile, she wore a confident smirk that sent butterflies to his stomach. Her teeth were free from the braces and were straight; her lips were the same rosy color they had always been. 

Her mask mirrored Chat's; just white. Her once-brown eyes were now blue cat-like eyes.

Even her hair was different. It had lengthened until it reached her lower-back and the color and texture was different. It was wavier than it was in her civilian form. And although it was still a light brown at the roots, her previously-blonde tips had lengthened and were now a frosty white; complementing her whole look.

But what had changed the most was her posture and attitude. Her left arm was placed on her cocked hip. She almost looked cheeky---like she knew something he didn't. It was very alluring. Chat couldn't help but feel his cheeks rise in heat. 

He supposed that the miraculous changed her attitude like his did; making her more outgoing and smug. 

She stood, confidently; her eyes twinkled and cheeks flushed as she watched Chat checking her out.

Wait, what?

Psssh, no. He wasn't checking her out! He was....he was just observing! Yeah, that's the word.

Besides, he was in love with Ladybug!

But there was a small part of him that felt doubt at those words. Okay, maybe it wasn't so small.

He shook his head---trying to clear it.

"So," his voice sounded hoarse. "What do you think?" 

Smiling, Katie walked over to her full-length mirror and saw her new reflection for the first time.

"Dang!! I look good! Is that..." she leaned closer to the mirror. "Do I have muscles?! How did that happen?! And my braces are off? Yay!!" She gasped. "And it has pockets!!"

"Oh! I wonder what my weapon is! You know, like your staff, or Ladybug's yoyo?" Katelyn began searching her figure.

After a few minutes, however, the search proved to be futile. She frowned.
"Aww, rats! I really thought that I'd have one!" She stomped her feet.

And just like that, Katie was in the air.

If it hadn't been for Chat's good reflexes, she would have gone 'splat.'

He set her down, gently.

Once she had calmed down enough, the young woman checked the bottom of her boots. 

"I have bouncy boots!" she exclaimed, triumphantly.

"The magic in the Miraculous must have done that. I know, it's pretty cool." Chat chuckled at her ecstatic expression.

He watched as Katelyn skipped over to the mirror and posed; basking in her new appearance.

His cheeks began to feel hot again.

"W-we should get going. Badylug us needs...I mean! Ladybug! Ladybug needs us!" Great, now he was stuttering! What was wrong with him?! It wasn't like he had a crush on Katelyn.

"Aw, what's the matter, Chat?" Katie smirked and twirled her tail. "Cat got your tongue?" 

She threw her head back, laughing at her joke.

He gulped.

Or maybe, just maybe....he did have a crush on her.

'''''

Ladybug was furious.

First off, she didn't get to see Adrien, today, like she had originally planned to.

Then the akuma came and made everything worse.

Chat went off to find this girl to help them.

He'd been gone for 45 minutes!! 

And he'd left her to battle Cym-K on her own.

She was gonna kill that cat.

Cym-K hurled a yellow sphere at the spotted heroine, who dodged it in the nick of time.

"Aww, has the kitty abandoned you, Ladybug?" the akuma taunted her and threw another ball.

"No! He'd never abandon me!" Ladybug retorted. "At least...he had better not have," she murmured to herself.

"Whatever you say," Cym-K shrugged. Then, she froze.

Ladybug recognized the purple butterfly sign over her face and groaned. 

Great. Now Hawkmoth is telling her a new plan. Just my luck.

The butterfly sign disappeared from Cym-K's face; she turned to face Ladybug and smirked, evilly.

"Hey, Buggy!" she called. "Catch!!"

At once, she tossed several different colored spheres.

LB weaved back and forth, trying not to come in contact with them. As soon as she was safe, she turned to Cym-K, practically fuming.

"Yeah! You go, Ladybug! Show that Pesky Printer that you mean business!"

Distracted, both the heroine and the villain turned to see the civilian standing nearby. 

LB recognized her to be Alya's new friend, Polly. The young girl was smiling and waving frantically. She wore a shirt embellished with 'Marichat 4 Ever', whatever that was.

What was she doing here? Hadn't she seen the Akuma warning on TV?!

Cym-K obviously noticed the girl, too. Polly's smile faded.

"Uh oh." 

Cym-K hurled a black orb at the girl as she screamed.

And suddenly, she wasn't screaming anymore.

In fact, she wasn't even there.

Where did she go?

Cym-K frowned and looked around her surroundings.

"Looking for this?"

Ladybug and Cym-K turned to face the voice.

Standing on one of the neighboring rooftops was a girl with wild, wavy hair in a white cat-themed suit. She was obviously a superhero. Next to her was Polly---looking like she was about to faint.

The girl in the white suit placed and arm around the younger girl's waist--ensuring her safety--and jumped off the building to the street below.

After directing Polly to take cover, the new superheroine strolled to where Cym-K and Ladybug stood, watching.

"The name's Blanc Minou." she said, smiling. "Sorry I'm late, LB. The Kitty Cat decided to take us on a detour."

"I did not!" Chat called, appearing behind her. He looked like he was out of breath. "I just...I just had to feed Plagg!" he sputtered.

"Whatever you say, Kitty."

Ladybug watched their exchange with increased interest. 

"Wait," Cym-K said. "There's another one of you guys?! Really?! I have to fight three people now?!"

Chat chuckled. "Aww, is the printer feeling tired? Did you do too much work, yesterday?"

"Maybe she stayed up too late; jamming to music." Blanc Minou added, sniggering.

Ladybug rolled her eyes.

Oh, these two are perfect for each other. 

"Enough!" Cym-K exclaimed. "Just....just....GIVE ME YOUR MIRACULOUS!!" She lunged toward the new hero.

But, apparently, Blanc Minou had some tricks up her sleeve.

With a single bounce, she was up in the air.

Cym-K growled and chucked several orbs everywhere; trying to get at least one of the heroes.

When the move proved unsustainable, however, she utilized a cyan ball and used the trampoline surface to bounce to another part of Paris; eager to draw their attention away.

"Let's get her!" Chat growled and moved to grab his staff.

"No!" Ladybug exclaimed and grabbed his arm. "We need a plan! We can't just go rushing into things!"

"She's right, Chat." Minou agreed.

"Fine. Then what to you propose we do?"

"Well...I don't know yet. We should at lea--"

"--We use me." Blanc interrupted.

"E-excuse me?" Ladybug queried.

"I can be a distraction." The white heroine explained. 

"No, it's too dangerous." Chat began.

"Chat," she deadpanned. "My power literally is the Power of Distraction."

"She has a point, you know." Ladybug conceded.

"I just don't want to see you get hurt." Chat murmured, glumly.

Blanc Minou's expression softened. She walked up to Chat and placed her hand on his bicep, comfortingly.

Ladybug watched with increasing amusement as she saw Chat stiffen and blush at her touch.

"I'll be fine, Chaton. Besides, I know that you'll look out for me."

Boldly, Minou stood on her tiptoes and kissed Chat's cheek.

And just like that, she darted away; in search of the Akuma.

LB smirked as Chat's lips parted in shock and he touched the spot where she had kissed him. He blushed violently.

"So," she drawled. "How close of a friend did you say she was?"

Chat let out a yelp.

"M'Lady!" 

'''''

Blanc Minou was bounding across the buildings, looking for Cym-K.

She came to a screeching halt as she saw her firing her colored globes at the mirror store.

"Hey, Inky Breath!" she taunted. "What's the matter? Did the mirror tell you that you weren't the fairest of them all?" Blanc laughed. "What's next? Someday my prints will come?"

Cym-K spun around and glared at the heroine. 

"Oh no, not you!" she groaned.

The white cat hero looked about herself, feigning ignorance.

"Who? Moi? You've got to be kitten me."

The villain screamed in fury and launched herself at Blanc Minou.

The heroine jumped out of harm's way.

"You've got to be quicker than that!" she called over her shoulder; dashing away.

Just as predicted, Cym-K gave chase to her.

When she was far enough ahead, Blanc stopped for a bit.

"Cat-cophony!"she called out.

A handheld bell fell from the sky. She caught it with ease.

"What? What am I supposed to do with this?"

Her sensitive cat ears picked up on Cym-K's approach. 

Then, everything clicked into place.

"Oh, I know what to do, now." She smiled.

'''''

"Where are you, you pesky cat?!" growled the akuma.

She heard the tinkling of a bell to her right.

"Here I am!"

Cym threw a yellow ball in the direction that she had heard the voice.

It hit against a chimney and melted it away. But as she drew near, she saw no form there.

"No, wait! I'm over here" came the voice and ringing bell.

The akuma swung around, confused and frustrated.

"No! Here!" 

More ringing.

More shouts.

It was all getting jumbled together; creating a cacophony of noise.

It was giving her such a terrible headache!

Cym-K winced and fell to her knees---holding her pounding head.

She heard the zip of Ladybug's yoyo, but it only added to the noise.

Ladybug had secured Cym-K in her yoyo and called out to her partner.

"Chat! It's your turn!"

"Cataclysm!" came his shout. 

He grabbed Cym-K's visor; turning it to ash and releasing the akuma.

They watched as Cym-K turned into her civilian form.

"Bye bye, little Butterfly." Ladybug spoke as she released the now-purified butterfly.

"Miraculous Ladybug!"

Blanc Minou watched in awe as the Miraculous Ladybugs flew around, repairing everything. 

She'd never seen it first-hand, before. It was just so...so...Miraculous. 
She giggled.

She felt a hand rest on her shoulder and looked up to see a blushing Chat Noir looking at her.

"A-Are you alright?"

She grinned.

"I'm feline purrfect."

Chat shook his head, good-naturedly.

"Sorry to break it to mew, Blanc, but my puns are better."

"Paw-lease, Chat, mine are hiss-terical!"

"I think that you've fur-gotten ho--"

"--Oh no! Now there's two of you?!" Ladybug groaned. "Please! No more puns! I can't bear any more!"

"You mean," Minou broke off, giggling. "You mean...we make you...mew-serable?"

"...Where have you been all my life?" Chat guffawed.

"That's it! I'm leaving!!"

'''''

(Bonus)  (I can't believe I'm doing this)

Polly burst into the room, startling her friend.

"Jels!" she practically screamed.

 Jelewsie jumped in surprise, dropping her book.

"Aww, come on, Polly! I was in the middle of reading a good Felinette chapter!"

"Oops, sorry." Polly picked it up and handed it back to her friend.

"What was so important that you had to interrupt me?" Jelewsie asked, grumpily.

Polly smiled, looking insane.

"We have a new ship!"

Jels gasped.

"Activate protocol 5H1PP1N6," Polly continued. "And get Biz on the phone, we need to inform her, now." 

"What's the ship name?"

Polly grinned.

"Blanc Noir."

'''''

*credits roll*

Starring....

rapunzelina664 as Katie/Blanc Minou

Polly8Star as Polly

Jelewsie as Jelewsie (Jels)

And special mention of:

bizzzyyyy as Biz

I love you, girlies!! <3

*blows kiss*

'''''

Mom: Why is "Printer Puns" in your search history?!

Me: I'M A WRITER, MOM

'''''

I"M DONE.

I actually DID it!

I can't believe it!

I ACTUALLY finished this oneshot! 

You know, there was a long period of time when I thought that I wouldn't make it.

I thought that I'd have to split it into several parts and just publish the parts that I had written.

But then, some of the parts would be better than the others, and I don't want that to happen.

'''''

Thank you for reading!
I hope that you commented a bunch! I love reading and responding to your comments!

'''''

Also, guess who has a sprained ankle?! THIS GIRL

I had gone scooter riding with an injured foot TWICE, so of course I ended up making it worse.

Typical Katie.

'''''

You guys, I wrote about 3,000 words of this while on my LOOOOONG car ride home from ***** and then wrote the other 1,000+ in a frenzy when I got home.

So, I HOPE YOU LIKED IT, BECAUSE I PUT A LOT OF TIME AND EFFORT INTO THIS, SO LOVE IT OR DIE! 

'''''

EDIT: I JUST LOOKED AT THE TIME COUNT AND IT SAYS IT TAKES 20 MINUTES TO READ!!!

So, you're welcome!I just gave you my version of a MLB episode!

'''''

Since I wrote so much and for so long, I'm taking a break.

It's not gonna be super long; maybe two weeks at the MOST.

'''''

Okay, I'm gonna go watch Frozen 2, again, with my family.

I love you all so much, BYYYYYYYEEEEE!!

*swings away on vine*

'''''

[EDIT: 4/28/21] 

Oh...

You've stayed this long?

Well guess what...

...there's something coming....

...in Summer 2021 XD

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