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" SPIDERGANG + 🤠" GROUPCHAT
9:29 PM

NOT TOM HIDDLESTON
ok let me start this off by saying
that in my defense i was left
unsupervised
9:29 PM

GYLLENY'ALL
I regret being added to this
9:29 PM

ZENGAYA
last time u said that u had
drunkenly bought 69 copies
of one direction's up all
night album at 3 am im scared
9:30 PM

NOTORIUS J.A.C.O.B
tom for the LAST time im not
becoming an accomplice to a
kidnapping
9:31 PM

NOT TOM HIDDLESTON
no no this isn't about my terrible
spending habits or hypothetical
felonies im being serious :((
9:32 PM

TOEKNEE RAVIOLI

9:32 PM

GYLLENY'ALL
What does that MEAN??
9:33 PM

NOTORIOUS J.A.C.O.B.
oh looks like they finally got wifi
in the retirement home hey jake
9:33 PM

NOT TOM HIDDLESTON
GUYS HELLO IM IN A CRISIS
9:33 PM

LAURA THE EXPLORER
sorry im late i had to put
my box mac n cheese on hold
yes i'm an adult
9:34 PM

LAURA THE EXPLORER
tom what's wrong bb ??
9:34 PM

NOT TOM HIDDLESTON
ok not to be dramatic but i
think i royally fucked things
up with bram
9:35 PM

ZENDAYA

9:36 PM

NOTORIOUS J.A.C.O.B.
buddy to be fair you basically
stopped talking to him for a
month with no explanation
9:36 PM

LAURA THE EXPLORER
not to pull a thats so raven but
i saw this coming ,, sweetie
9:36 PM

NOT TOM HIDDLESTON
he said he wanted to be just
friends so i PANICKED but he's
in nyc rn and idk what to do
9:38 PM

ZENGAYA
HOLD ON ur both in nyc
at the same time and u didn't
think that was key information ??

9:38 PM

TOEKNEE RAVIOLI
just go visit him dude
9:39 PM

LAURA THE EXPLORER
^^
9:39 PM

NOT TOM HIDDLESTON
but i leave for brazil comic con
soon when would i see him
9:40 PM

GYLLENY'ALL
We don't leave until Monday
9:41 PM

NOT TOM HIDDLESTON
oh worm
9:41 PM

NOT TOM HIDDLESTON
i don't really want to see him tho
im scared
ERASED 9:41 PM

NOTORIOUS J.A.C.O.B
FELLAS

9:41 PM

ZENGAYA
if u ditch filming for ur gay
ass bf sony will have snipers
come take u out tho ok
9:42 PM

NOT TOM HIDDLESTON
they can't i'm carrying the company
on my back
9:43 PM

GYLLENY'ALL
🤪🤙
9:43 PM

NOTORIUS J.A.C.O.B
who taught grandpa how to use
emojis tom i s2g if it was ur impact
ur getting jumped
9:44 PM

TOEKNEE RAVIOLI

9:45 PM

NOT TOM HIDDLESTON
ok but guys what if he hates me bc
i stopped talking to him and he
punches me in the face or something
9:45 PM

NOT TOM HIDDLESTON
WHAT IF I GET JUMPED BY SONY
JACOB AND BRAM WHAT DO I DO
9:45 PM

LAURA THE EXPLORER
call the authorities ??
9:46 PM

ZENGAYA
tom protection squad 🚨🚔💯
we ride at dawn
9:47 PM

NOTORIOUS J.A.C.O.B.
relax bram is too far up ur ass to
ever beat u up n so am i u twink
9:49 PM

GYLLENY'ALL
A twink?
9:50 PM

NOT TOM HIDDLESTON
jake im so sorry i added you to
this chat
9:50 PM

NOT TOM HIDDLESTON
but nvm im just a Mess maybe this
is a mistake and i should just go to
brazil early or sightsee or something
9:52 PM

NOTORIOUS J.A.C.O.B
ok but bram IS the sight ur seeing
9:52 PM

NOT TOM HIDDLESTON
this was another one of my bad
ideas sorry guys
9:53 PM

TOEKNEE RAVIOLI
tom if you don't stop making
excuses you're literally the worst
method actor i've ever met in my life
9:54 PM

LAURA THE EXPLORER
i love u angel but if u don't go see
bram while he's in the same exact
city as u for once in ur life u ARE
getting dropkicked
9:54 PM

LAURA THE EXPLORER
dropkicked with love <3
9:56 PM

ZENGAYA
just think about it ok ?? and
remember that listening to
fleetwood mac for 5 hours straight
doesn't mean stevie nicks is suddenly
gonna give u all the answers
9:56 PM

GYLLENY'ALL
Listen to Zendaya!
9:57 PM

NOT TOM HIDDLESTON
thank you jake and laura my #1
rights activists
9:57 PM

ZENGAYA
im right here ??
9:57 PM

NOT TOM HIDDLESTON
you slandered fleetwood mac you're
on thin fucking ice
READ 9:58 PM

authors note.
sorry this is flaming garbage
but i really want to finish this
by the end of march??