IMESSAGE
10:36 AM

NEEDY
good mourning
10:36 AM

NEEDY
**MORNING FUCK
10:36 AM

DICKWEED
damn who died
10:37 AM

NEEDY
it was a typo sigh

10:38 AM

DICKWEED 
IS THAT REALLY A MEME NOW
10:38 AM

NEEDY

10:38 AM

NEEDY

10:39 AM

NEEDY

10:39 AM

NEEDY 
the last one hurts more than
the actual scene itself
10:41 AM

DICKWEED
did you go through a 1D phase too
10:41 AM

NEEDY
BITCH DID U SAY "TOO"
10:41 AM

DICKWEED
did i type too i meant poo
10:43 AM

NEEDY
THOMAS HOLLAND LIKED ONE
DIRECTION
10:43 AM

NEEDY
my life is coming full circle
10:43 AM

DICKWEED

10:44 AM

NEEDY
do u ,,, have memes of urself
10:44 AM

DICKWEED
you gotta be your own biggest fan
10:45 AM

NEEDY
tom's sexual awakening was 1D
and he has memes of himself 😩😤
10:46 AM

NEEDY
the tea is good today laid ease
10:46 AM

DICKWEED
THEY WEREN'T
10:46 AM

NEEDY 
hey tom
10:47 AM

NEEDY
typing...
10:47 AM

DICKWEED 
if you make a dick joke out of
1D i'm blocking you
10:48 AM

NEEDY
am i that predictable ://
10:48 AM

DICKWEED
yeah ://
10:48 AM

NEEDY

10:50 AM

NEEDY
but fr who was ur favorite remember
10:50 AM

NEEDY
i s2g if it's zayn after what he did
10:51 AM

DICKWEED
uh probably louis
10:51 AM

NEEDY
really ?? when mister harry
styles exists ?
10:51 AM

DICKWEED
don't come for louis and plus
harry was kinda overhyped
10:52 AM

NEEDY
excuse u harry was my sexual
awakening
10:52 AM

DICKWEED
i thought peter parker was
10:53 AM

NEEDY
,,, i had a very gay childhood
10:53 AM

DICKWEED
*pretends to be shocked*
10:54 AM

NEEDY
younger me can like multiple twinks
don't slut shame thomas 🤧
10:55 AM

DICKWEED
don't call me uncultured but
idk what a twink is
10:56 AM

NEEDY
i mean u didn't know what rupual's
drag race is so i'm not surprised
10:56 AM

DICKWEED
WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT
10:57 AM

NEEDY
"who would win rupaul's drags race?"
"rdj since he has the fastest cars"
10:59 AM

DICKWEED
i literally hate you
10:59 AM

NEEDY
u know u love being best buds
with me 😊😩
11:00 AM

DICKWEED
sigh i guess
11:01 AM

NEEDY
HA I WIN
11:01 AM

NEEDY
step one of getting over my fat ass
crush on tom: failed
ERASED 11:02 AM

DICKWEED
step one of trying to make a move
on bram: failed
ERASED 10:03 AM

authors note.
i'm still shook people read
this book honestly my uwu
is showing wow

but tom's favorite 1D member
actually is louis bc he said it in
a fan video appreciate the research
i do for this fic thanks 😤