1 NEW MESSAGE FROM YEONJUN . . .

CHOIJUN
Are you alive?

Y/N
i'm always the one who asks
that i can't believe its coming
from you

Y/N
HELLO I'M JARED 19 AND I DONT
KNOW HOW TO READ

CHOIJUN
Why arent you using the app then???

Y/N
lmao what app i use whatsapp

Y/N
oh wait mix & match

Y/N
oh shit dude totally forgot to
check the app for 2 days shit
shit shit

CHOIJUN
Are you seriously joking with me
now

CHOIJUN
Look i think the bot made it clear
to you that after 7 days it will
set up the first person to chat
with you

CHOIJUN
You just messed up the algorithm
and i wouldn't even know if i didnt
check up your login adress

Y/N
dude I'm the type of person
who either replies to you 5
seconds later or 5 months later

CHOIJUN
???that's not even an excuse??
I trusted you as an applicant

Y/N
um you literally shoved the
responsibility now dont throw
the spiderman dialogue on me

CHOIJUN
Great powers do come with great
responsibilities

CHOIJUN
if you had the time to send an
email to my team saying you want
them to make a hole in your
esophagus by stepping on your
throat wearing high heels you did
have the time to check up on the app

Y/N
wait wtf I'm batshit crazy
BUT NOT THAT CRAZY TO
SEND AN EMAIL LIKE DAT??

Y/N
Oh wait i did

Y/N
my god I'm so sorry
i was just sending my daily
positive feedback on mamamoo's
email but i accidentally sent it to
yall

CHOIJUN
yeah you made me a laughing
stock here but you dont have the
time to help me out

Y/N
look you're the one whos
hardly even here you dont
ever reply to me

CHOIJUN
well i have a life and I'm
busy i didn't think you had
anything better to do so i chose
you

Y/N
yes i dont have anything better
to do but it's not my fault i aint
so interested in your app like
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

CHOIJUN
Maybe you can get a life too
first then complain about my
app

Y/N
lmfao mm Kay

Y/N

━━━━━━━

Y/N

JUNGKOOK
random videos at 3 am
anyone who doesn't love
that aint a human

TAEHYUNG
I'm not human then

YOONGI
hi

YOONGI
I'm going to sleep but I hope
you all have a good time

Y/N
im already depressed and
yoongi wanna leave me too (:

HOSEOK
hey hey yinnie baby

HOSEOK
why you sad :(

JUNGKOOK
nan molla

Y/N
omg yinnie??
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

TAEHYUNG
this emoji just screams bottom

JUNGKOOK
Yeah some people are
always giving me "🥺"
like bitch say something
i dont speak 🥺

TAEHYUNG
Who even gives you that face
your hand?

JUNGKOOK
yes my best buddy my hand
how did you know oml

Y/N
girls talk at 3 am: emotional,
nostalgic, magical and unicorns
boys at 3 am: wanna see my dick?

JIMIN
bottoms rule the world dont
anyone dare say anything now

TAEHYUNG
No one cares about your relatable
"meme" and your "I'm not like other
girls" attitude y/n

Y/N
why you mad

JUNGKOOK
nan molla

Y/N
hobobo cares wheres he
now :(( hobobo where
are you??

JUNGKOOK
*Cues sad titanic music*

Y/N
why aren't yall even sleeping

TAEHYUNG
I have an exam at 7
I'm cramming everything rn

Y/N
awww hashtag sadlyf

TAEHYUNG
that's what normal people
like us do anyway

JUNGKOOK
what even is sleep
is that something to eat

Y/N
no i heard it's a showergel??

TAEHYUNG
wtf am i even doing here bye

Y/N
Okay go and study like the
normal person you are

JUNGKOOK
normal is the new boring

Y/N
yeah but when you're not
boring like others youre left alone
and all you feel is loneliness
lmao

JUNGKOOK
okay hitting that 'lmao' at the end
so it doesnt sound so depressing
i see noice tactic

Y/N

JUNGKOOK
talking to you is like an existential
crisis at midnight now

JUNGKOOK
BYE LMAO

Y/N
they ask you how you are
and you just have to say
that you're fine when you're not
really fine but you just
can't get into it because they
would never understand

JIMIN
if jin was here i think he'd
say 'long text aint reading'
even tho this is a meme