Y/N
bro im not okay

HYUNGWON
What's the matter?

Y/N
when you reply instantly
like dat though 🥺

Y/N
BRO I THINK I SAID I'D GET
JUNGKOOK ON PRIVATE CHAT
LAST TIME

Y/N
BUT KIM TAEHYUNG MODAFAKA
OPENED UP LIKE MY LEGS WHEN
I SEE LEVI ACKERMAN

Y/N
that was unnecessary but do
you get me point?

Y/N
was there a technical issue
my fam? do you need a
sensual massage by moi to relax?
it must be so hard to deal with
8 depressed souls here <3

HYUNGWON
I asked you who you think
you would get on one on one
chat this time

HYUNGWON
The results have been complied
a long time ago

Y/N
damn excuse you tryna
play squid game tricks on me

Y/N
kinda glad i dont have to confront
ma man jk rn but i also dk how
to talk to taehyung

HYUNGWON
How about asking him his hobbies
and comparing yours with him?

Y/N
um sir this is not kindergarten

HYUNGWON
Then why does your brain function
like a toddler sometimes?

Y/N
abuse me?

HYUNGWON
I'm learning how to diss.
This is a new program
Yeonjun had developed in me

Y/N
tell him to kiss my ass goodbye
helping him test this app if u
pull that shit again 😀👍

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HOSEOK
i need to talk to you please
@y/n

JIN
really what's going on between
you two

JIN
I mean you don't have to tell me
but i smell the thing i smell everytime
before a celebrity drama happens

YOONGI
You mean you smell something fishy

Y/N
well some type of drama
did happen 💀

Y/N
i hate exposing stuff but

Y/N
namjoon asked if everything
was okay between hoesuck
and me last time and it's not

JIN
bro i knew it

NAMJOON
Talk to us about it if you want

TAEHYUNG
yeah maybe we can help

Y/N
i gave hoseok my address
and now he's literally
threatening me with it

Y/N
i'm sorry hoseok but youve
been acting passive aggressive
towards me and you really
scared me last time

Y/N
you're a whole ass meal and
sometimes youre really cute
but i dont need this killing
stalking shit in my life rn

HOSEOK
........

JIN
I KNEW IT

TAEHYUNG
Why do you sound excited

TAEHYUNG
that is really scary
i'm so sorry @y/n

JIN
I'm sorry too tbh i just knew it
cause i felt the toxic vibes i had
with my ex gf

JIN
Are you okay y/n?
Why did you do that hoseok were
you tryna pull a prank that was
not funny

YOONGI
Did you notify the police? @y/n

NAMJOON
@Hoseok that's not acceptable at all
I can't believe something like this
could happen here

TAEHYUNG
I mean i thought jk was enough
why's there another crazyass

HOSEOK
I know... I just wanted to tell y/n
i am really sorry

HOSEOK
that's why i have been
trying to text her

YOONGI
You're not trying to victimize
yourself right now are you

HOSEOK
no

HOSEOK
I'm sorry

HOSEOK
I know that was wrong of me
but whenever someone is nice to
me i cling too much and then
they start to avoid me

HOSEOK
and then i get really mad and only
later i realize it was wrong of me
and i start to feel guilty...

NAMJOON
We understand Hoseok
but we still don't know if
you are not a threat to her

JIN
my ex would always say sorry too
and then she literally tried to stab me

Y/N
idk man im just sitting here
i am not good at thinking

TAEHYUNG
cant we all just be nice and
and restart cause this gc is
going shitty every day

YOONGI
right

HOSEOK
I know i cant show you now
that i wont act like that again..

HOSEOK
so I'll remove myself from this
chat i'll ask yeonjun

Y/N
man you dont need to do that

NAMJOON
Actually we don't dislike you
Hoseok I even think of you as a
friend that's why we are trying
to have a constructive discussion
here

JIN
after everything with jungkook
(and he's not here now) i
dont want you gone too

YOONGI
I hate a lot of people but can't
seem to hate the hoseok person
here

TAEHYUNG
he's right here dude

TAEHYUNG
I have trust issues but okay

HOSEOK
But i feel horrible
now that y/n spoke up here
she must've been
really scared and mad at me

HOSEOK
I don't deserve to be friends with
you guys you all are really nice
i dont deserve this

HOSEOK
I'll leave
I'm truly sorry

Y/N
my hands are itching to
crack a titanic joke but

Y/N
please don't go

Y/N
maybe it will be awkward
at first but dude if you can
see your mistakes that's
the first step to amend this
friendship

NAMJOON
I think he's already gone

JIN
so much drama damn

JIN
celebrity drama doesnt hurt me
but rn i am kind of in a pain

YOONGI
Jimin's not here either

TAEHYUNG
when you read a fanfic for fluff
and comedy but get hit
by angst instead

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1 NEW MESSAGE FROM KIM TAEHYUNG . . .

TAEHYUNG
you okay?

Y/N
am i ever? :D

Y/N
the class clown after they
get home:

TAEHYUNG
so i am your home? lmao

Y/N
aye mi casa

TAEHYUNG
all jokes aside it must've
taken a toll on you
everything with hoseok

TAEHYUNG
please take a break if you need
it right now
you don't have to talk to me
if you don't want to

Y/N
bro at first i thought you were
a dickhead but now i see youre
kinda nice

TAEHYUNG
i always get that from people

TAEHYUNG
ever since i was a kid my friends
would tell me that when they first
saw me they thought i was an
intimidating bitch

Y/N
i mean if you talk about
appearance i would be
scared to befriend a hot
person too

Y/N
like it's an indirect attack to
your own ego

Y/N
am i lowkey flirting even when
im sad? oh hell yeah

Y/N
flirting is my therapy ✨

TAEHYUNG
tbh i was a bitch to you at first

TAEHYUNG
like we get signed into a dating
app and all we have is a person
with no profile picture and freaking
y/n as their name

TAEHYUNG
you could very well be a smelly fat
guy in his 30's who watches anime
all day and plays erotic video
games while clutching onto his
anime waifu pillow

TAEHYUNG
i mean nothing wrong with that a
guy can do what he wants

TAEHYUNG
but i just don't think hed be
my type

Y/N
plot twist: i'm the anime
waifu pillow

Y/N
i randomly yell baka and
yare yare at you and run
with my huge boobs flopping
around everywhere

TAEHYUNG
actually i am a lowkey a weeb
myself that was hot

Y/N
wtf did i get myself into :D

TAEHYUNG
kidding

TAEHYUNG
has jimin contacted you?

Y/N
not today
i thought you visited him
how was he??

TAEHYUNG
i did but

TAEHYUNG
i dont think he wanted me there

TAEHYUNG
he's usually very friendly
but he was being detached and
he made it pretty much clear that
he needed some space or some
time alone

TAEHYUNG
so i left soon but im also
scared to leave him alone

TAEHYUNG
he looked horrible
jungkook really got to him

Y/N
i hope jungkook's phone
charger and earphone is
broken in a way that the wires
only work in one angle

TAEHYUNG
plot twist he uses earpods
and wireless chargers

Y/N
then i hope his phone hangs
randomly everyday for at least
a hundred madafuking time

TAEHYUNG
im pissed as well but right now
what should i do about jimin??

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hello

i updated after a long frigging time like do yall even remember this story? who tf am i even