FROM: Park Jimin • [email protected]
TO: [email protected]

you asked me about taehyung and let me tell you the truth

HE'S COZY, ARTISTIC AND BOYFRIEND MATERIAL! It's like you can't really understand a person with the way they text and he is a prime example of that lmao

(i already have yoongi so I'm filling in for you 👀) Also meal for your eyes

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Y/N
besto friendo doesnt reply
to me :D

YEONJUN
i did

YEONJUN
oh wait i didnt

YEONJUN
i just realized i had dreamt of
texting you but didn't
actually text you back

Y/N
i'm not even here baby

Y/N
i'm just a hallucination

YEONJUN
for real someone could text
me wanna meet up today and
i'd reply 5 days later with a
'k where'

Y/N
and i'm the one who replies 0.5
sec later someone texts me

Y/N
i'm a shameless bitch :D

Y/N
like how are we even friends

Y/N
neway just wanted to say
you dont have to go fbi shit on
jungkook let that boi keep his
privacy

YEONJUN
okay wait jungkook
about him

YEONJUN
I'm not going to do a double check
on who it is using m&m but
there's something else

YEONJUN
so i looked for the jungkook in my
dept? and found out he dropped
out last semester??

YEONJUN
that's already a few months
ago no one even noticed he isnt
there

YEONJUN
he just upped and vanished
like that

Y/N
YO SO WE HAVE A GHOST
IN OUR GROUPCHAT??

YEONJUN
obviously not

Y/N
IK I'M JUST GETTING FANFIC
PLOTS INSIDE MY HEAD

YEONJUN
i am starting to wonder if it's
the same jungkook too

YEONJUN
you shouldnt worry about it

Y/N
yeah whats the worst can happen?
murder?????

YEONJUN
you need to stop reading
those online stories

YEONJUN

YEONJUN
i'm vibing in my room with
15 due assignments

Y/N
BESTOE YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT??
BUT SO FREAKING AMAZING???

Y/N
IM SEEING THIS FOR FREE?

Y/N
NEXT TIME CHARGE PEOPLE
FOR A SELFIE LIKE EM KPOP
IDOLS

YEONJUN
stfu

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1 NEW MESSAGE FROM JUNG HOSEOK . . .

HOSEOK

Y/N
I THINK I JUST COMBUSTED

Y/N
FLOWERBOI HOBI

Y/N
THE SUN IS TOO BRIGHT
AND THE SUN IS HOSEOK

HOSEOK
one flower for hobi
one flower for yini :)

Y/N
yinie i-

Y/N

HOSEOK
haha
we had a picnic today!

HOSEOK

Y/N
THE HOBIE AESTHETICS ARE
IMMACULATE

Y/N
COMBINE COTTAGECORE AND
INDIE AND YOU GET HOSEOK

HOSEOK
i think that describes me 🌻🌼☘️

HOSEOK
what about you?? :)

Y/N
trashcore uwu

HOSEOK
oh no dont say that about
yourself :(

Y/N
k but you can be verified in
twitter are you verified in
the eyes of god

Y/N
and the answer is YES CUZ
YOU ARE HOBI WATER

HOSEOK
And I can make you scream
God's name too ;)

Y/N
bro is my mind in the gutter
or was it kinky

Y/N
anyway the picnic looks like
a date 👀

Y/N
if im right whoever the person
is they lucky af

HOSEOK
it's me and my dog

HOSEOK

Y/N
THEY SAID TWO BEST FRIENDS
CANT ALWAYS BE PRETTY ONE IS
UGLY AND THEY EFFING LIED

Y/N
THE DOG IS LUCKIER THAN ME

HOSEOK
his name is mickey <3

HOSEOK
i just wanted to watch the sunset
with him this weekend

Y/N
brb crying

Y/N
hoseok making my standard in
men rise higher every dang day

HOSEOK
but you havent answered me yet

Y/N
oh

Y/N
now i understand yeonjun

Y/N
that thing is bro
im really bad at promises

Y/N
it's not that i cant keep em
but i feel guilty?? bc you cant
be sure whats gon happen next

Y/N
like what if the ceiling fan
just falls on my head rn

Y/N
or i get kidnapped by mafia
gang leader and hes so hawt
and obsessive he keeps me
locked in his sex dungeon

HOSEOK
I won't let a mafia take you away!

HOSEOK
And I'll fight the ceiling fan >:(

Y/N
i'm just talking about 365 days

Y/N
moral of the story i cant
really promise you but ill
be here and we can chill
over picnics and hommade
sandwiches and sunsetz and
mickey and indie music
if you want dude

HOSEOK
that's all that matters <3

HOSEOK
i'm sorry if the sudden talk of
making a promise freaked you
out

HOSEOK
i mean we just started talking
privately i know

HOSEOK
it's just that whenever i make
a friend I'm always afraid they're
going to leave me

HOSEOK
it's natural i know to grow out
of each others presence but it
freaks me out when things end
abruptly i literally get nightmares

HOSEOK
sometimes I'm even afraid to
make new friends because of this

Y/N
oh hobaby :((
i'm so sorry to hear that :(

Y/N
i wish i could protect you
from every bad shit

Y/N
WHO EVEN LEAVES SOMEONE
LIKE THAT SUDDENLY

HOSEOK
i once said in the gc that
i dont have a mom do
you remember??

HOSEOK
she left me in an amusement
park when i was 10 years old

Y/N
holy shit...

HOSEOK
she was having an affair that
time and my father had left us

HOSEOK
i think i was an extra burden to
her on top of everything

HOSEOK
or maybe her lover didnt want
a child i dont know but I'm okay
now that's what's important right :)

HOSEOK
i grew up in foster homes
some of them were really nice too

Y/N
still i'm sorry for the shit
youve been thru

Y/N
for the first time in
20 years im completely speechless

Y/N
but the fact that you can
share this with me means a lot
too like you trust me that much

HOSEOK
of course i do

HOSEOK
I don't want keep secrets when
doing this

Y/N
bruh how youre so serious
when it's trashcore like me

HOSEOK
you're youcore ｡◕‿◕｡
and that's pretty

HOSEOK
it's evening already
I'm heading home

HOSEOK
but before that

HOSEOK

HOSEOK
i want to buy a cake

Y/N
bitch my drool can make
a sea now i think i havent
had a cake in a decade

Y/N
even tho i'm sure i had it a few
weeks ago im still sure i havent
had any cake in a decade

HOSEOK
which cake do
you like the most

Y/N
you ;)

Y/N
jk THE CHOCOLATE AND BERRY
ONES OMG I JUST REALISED I
ACTUALLY HAVEN'T EATEN IN
THE LAST CENTURY

HOSEOK
okay

HOSEOK
I bought it for you!!

Y/N
aaaaaaaa what
suddenly i cant read

HOSEOK
you said last day that you had
your birthday recently i was
sad i didn't know and we couldnt
celebrate

HOSEOK
the cake is for a belated celebration <3

Y/N
stomach: growling
mouth: watering
brain: combusting
hotel: trivago

Y/N
BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA
GIVE IT TO ME

HOSEOK
you can give me your address
of course!

Y/N
eeeeee what

HOSEOK
your address silly baby
I'm sure you don't live
very far

HOSEOK
or give me a pickup point
convenient for you

Y/N
bru you dont even know
my real name like ;-;

HOSEOK
we are friends despite that <3

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it's been a while and we've definitely progressed a lot 👀 so let me ask you again who do you ship y/n the most with