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1 NEW MESSAGE FROM MIX & MATCH . . .
JUNGKOOK
CHOGIYAAAA
Y/N
holy shit my phone vibrated
and i almost dropped it in the
toilet
Y/N
hi omg
TAEHYUNG
You're in the toilet wtf
Y/N
just got out why are you acting
like you dont ever pee or poop??
TAEHYUNG
yeah but it's weird getting
a message like that from a girl
you don’t even know on a
freaking dating app?????¿
JUNGKOOK
um no one got my chanyeol
reference how do i leave this group
HOSEOK
OH MY GOD HI I'M YOUR HOPE
NAMJOON
Just recieved the notification sorry
I was a tad bit late hello nice to chat
with you all I hope we will have a
splendid time on this app and help
yeonjun the best with our data
JIN
No one has the time or patience
to read your whole text namjoon
NAMJOON
I apologise I'll make them short
JIN
LOL kidding don’t talk like the
h.one bot
hi to yall too
JIMIN
nice to meet you all <3
Y/N
dudes can yall slow down a bit
i cant keep up lmao it's 20 texts
per second now
Y/N
ALSO I GOT YOUR EXO REF
JUNGKOOK YOU'RE 69 YEARS
OLD BTW SO YOU'RE ALREADY
OUT BUT WE CAN REMAIN BUDDIES
Y/N
TAEHYUNG GUY YOU'RE R00D
ASF TOO SO
Y/N
BUT YALL ARE SO HOT WTF
SUDDENLY I'M SINGLE (LIKE
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN) BUT NOW
I'M READY TO MINGLE
Y/N
JIN
omg it's papa franku
NAMJOON
It's joji i love his music! Didn't
Know he had this side
Y/N
um give me some attention
too
JIN
You're funny y/n but you're
really 19 years old?
TAEHYUNG
What's with y/n what's your real
name
Y/N
excuse me y/n is a real name
you never read fanfictions or what
JUNGKOOK
I always read it as yin
Y/N
also yes I'm almost 20
and I'm ready to get boned
if It's you jin ;)
NAMJOON
wow
JIN
I thought this app was pg 13
TAEHYUNG
and i thought y/n meant yuta
nakamoto
JUNGKOOK
NCT IN THE HOUSEEEE
JIN
Ik I'm hotter than all of them
boys combined but you're too
young for me lmao (y/n)
Y/N
excuse me in twilight edward is
probably 1000 years older than
bella (handsome dude)
JIMIN
I'm still wondering how he
thought a dating app could be
pg 13
NAMJOON
Aren’t we forgetting someone
TAEHYUNG
I thought there was this yoongi
guy too
YOONGI
Hi
HOSEOK
HELLOO
JIMIN
hi...
Y/N
yoongi guy i need a full face
picture of yours better
if it's full body
Y/N
even better if naked
TAEHYUNG
you warded him off probably
TAEHYUNG
why do you talk like that
Y/N
why do you have such a cute
ass
TAEHYUNG
wtf you haven’t seen my ass
JIMIN
WHEEZINGGG
JUNGKOOK
okay i wont leave this group
we have a fellow crackhead
here
Y/N
I don’t need to eat a cake
to know it tastes good just
like your face says you have
a nice cake taehyung
TAEHYUNG
I'm repulsed
NAMJOON
I feel like I'm thirdwheeling
the jokes are going over me
JIN
Young lady you're funny but
take a notch down you
wouldn’t like it if he said those
to you
JUNGKOOK
LOUDER
TAEHYUNG
I don’t mind i have a cute ass
actually
HOSEOK
Sorry guys i can't really text
much rn cause i have a dance
practice haha
Y/N
missing you hoseok
hit me up later ;)
TAEHYUNG
you don’t even have your
photo here so how do we know
you're not a catfish
JUNGKOOK
i'm calling mtv catfish rn
JIMIN
do you realize we can't send
private messages here how does
this app work even
Y/N
arent we all catfishes in real
life somehow pretending to be
something or someone everyday
and lying to ourselves
JUNGKOOK
you can't just personally attack
me like that
JIMIN
HASHTAG DEEP
NAMJOON
That was nice y/n
do you write?
TAEHYUNG
probably got it off the internet
somewhere
Y/N
you're absolutely right taehyung
and i can't even remember where
i got it from
Y/N
JIN
I REALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS
AN APOLOGY VIDEO LMAO
Y/N
ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
Y/N
i just realized there's a tap
option above and yall can send
me hearts pls send a lot thanx
TAEHYUNG
In your dreams
Y/N
i really got only two hearts
i'm hurt tf
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