Y/N
anyone knows where yeonjun
has been?

HOSEOK
he hasn't joined his dance
classes for a while no :(

Y/N
i just realized you all know
him irl omg

Y/N
but all so randomly our
dude literally went and begged
every mf he could find to be on
his app

JUNGKOOK
*every handsome mf

YOONGI
haven’t seen yeonjun since
I graduated he sent me the
link to this app through email

JIMIN
haven’t seen him at the cafe too

JIN
I Know him from a friend of friend

JIN
tbh i used this app just so i could
stop thinking about my ex

JUNGKOOK
and now youre back with that
wench (:

JIN
your mom's a wench

TAEHYUNG
before this goes out of hand
yeonjun probably is travelling

TAEHYUNG
he needs permission to
launch his app last time
we talked he said he was going
to be busy acquiring paperworks

Y/N
bitch??

Y/N
how come you know more
about him??? @taehyung

TAEHYUNG
duh we are from the same uni
under the engineering faculty

Y/N
broo how come yeonjun talks
to an ass more than his
childhood bestea 🤠

TAEHYUNG
I'm an ass??

HOSEOK
omg tae dont be mad now :(

TAEHYUNG
Not mad cause you are what you eat

JIMIN
oh wow

JUNGKOOK
taehyung flexing on the ass he eats

Y/N
if youre getting ass why are u
on a dating app to find ur match 🤠

NAMJOON
I thought you hated using 'ur' y/n

TAEHYUNG
Why? Jelly?
want to me to chase your ass
only? @y/n

Y/N
plot twist i dont have an ass

Y/N
im a boob person

Y/N
huge melon boobs

JIMIN
melons are great

HOSEOK
I LOVE MELONS :D

NAMJOON
I like breasts in general haha..

JUNGKOOK
wbk namjoon

JIN
big tittie supremacy

TAEHYUNG
I don't mind boobs

Y/N
tell the truth you wanna get
your head smashed by my
boobs @taehyung

Y/N
tbh i wish they were smaller

Y/N
like yo i only wear baggy
clothes cause other stuff
make me feel uncomfy

JIN
I haven’t seen you but I think
you look perfect

HOSEOK
I wear baggy too we matchy
matchy uwu

NAMJOON
You look good with anything
y/n don't worry too much

JIMIN
I mean look at wonho man
has beautiful titties and proud of em

JIMIN
on the other hand im a booty person

JUNGKOOK
is it just me or jimin becoming
more confident in the chat

Y/N
before yall start talking
about your dick sizes i
need to say something

Y/N
else ill forget it

Y/N
NAMJOON I THINK YOU
SHOULD LEAVE YOUR SCHOOL

Y/N
i mean it's been tough on u
right? you shared before too
how you never felt good there

NAMJOON
I do always feel suffocated there

NAMJOON
But I don't know
It's tough to leave something
you’ve worked so hard to gain

TAEHYUNG
I proud of you

TAEHYUNG
i mean whatever you've done so
far you dont have to endure
anymore if you dont want to

JUNGKOOK
youve got looks dude be a
porn star instead @namjoon

JIN
I think you can be a model

YOONGI
Trust your persona and do
whatever you need to do

NAMJOON
I'll think about it

JUNGKOOK
also i have to tell something
to jin AND

JUNGKOOK
STOP HANGING
ON TO YOUR EX FOR PUSSY
AND GET A LIFE INSTEAD

Y/N
ummm

JUNGKOOK
if u need to get laid so
much suck on my d instead @jin

JUNGKOOK
no tbh I'd rather give it to
our panty dropper namjoon

JUNGKOOK
bc youre pathetic babe @jin

JUNGKOOK
u r letting a crackehead
ruin your life & THAT'S ON
TOXICITY

JUNGKOOK

JIN
What do you mean by I'm toxic?

JIN
i've been ignoring your ass
for a while but now you
really have gotten too far

JIN
you’ve never had the only person
you love being succumbed to drug

JIN
you’ve never held your dear person
in the ambulance crying and hoping
she makes it this time

JIN
you’ve never seen someone
so vulnerable who has no one else
to hold on to and you want me to let
her die on a ditch??

JUNGKOOK
baby i can treat you better ft
shawn mendes

JUNGKOOK
alexa play you belong with me
by taylor swift

JUNGKOOK
dedicating that song namjoon
not jin

Y/N
jin you okay???

JIN
I'm shaking and he's texting
about pop songs???

NAMJOON
As much as I too disagree to
Jin being with his ex now
there are different ways to
suggest things

JIMIN
the chat is too chaotic today

HOSEOK
:(

JUNGKOOK
you're not jesus @jin

JUNGKOOK
your crackhead gf needs therapy
not you you narcissistic mf

JIN
Everything is easy when you're
telling it sitting behind the screen

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Y/N
mint yoongiiii

Y/N
min* yoongayyy

Y/N
yoonjiii**

Y/N
fck my keyboard

Y/N
yoongiii

YOONGI
why do I feel like those typos
were deliberately done?

Y/N
IDK YOU TELL ME

Y/N
so i have a question

Y/N
since youre a plant

YOONGI
I wish

Y/N
pan**

YOONGI
frypan

Y/N
PANSEXUAL

YOONGI
I know

Y/N
ajhsjskcanyouseeyourself
datinganyoftheboysfromthegc?

YOONGI
I need my glasses to read that

Y/N
oh come on it's not like
the fonts suddenly got real
small

YOONGI
Actually you have to be
specific if you want to ask
my opinion

YOONGI
Some of them I definitely won't date

Y/N
omg tea sis

Y/N
who 👀

YOONGI
Idk you tell me

Y/N
damn that was kinda hot ngl

Y/N
SOME OF THEM YOU DO FEEL
LIKE DATING DONT YOU

YOONGI
Don't know

YOONGI
There's more to life than dating

Y/N
boy youre saying that while
being on a dating app

YOONGI
it's a beta version
Yeonjun needed beta users
And I needed some company
I guess

Y/N
lonelyyyy
im so lonelyyy
i have nobodyyy
im on my ownn

Y/N
sorry for randomly singing
a meme song but same here m8

Y/N
i have zero friends
outside virtual life

Y/N
i was born to be quarantined

YOONGI
You can have a lot of friends
and still feel lonely and isolated

YOONGI
To me it's better to be alone
than feel alone while being
surrounded by people

Y/N
so you like to mind your own
business

YOONGI
exactly

Y/N
you like sleeping

YOONGI
Who doesn’t?

Y/N
you dont like humans

YOONGI
Who does?

Y/N
in short youre a cat

YOONGI
Wish I was a rock tbh

Y/N
SAY MEOW

Y/N
CATBOY YOONGI SUPREMACY

Y/N
YOONGI'S PAWS OMG
JELLYBEAN YOONGI

YOONGI

YOONGI
They're not paws

Y/N
HOLY SHITTTT

Y/N
NOT SAFE FOR RAMADAN

Y/N
SIR THOSE HANDS CAN GET
ANY SAINT A HAND FETISH

Y/N
BUT YES YOURE STILL A CAT

Y/N
even if you make boys and
girls purrr

YOONGI
Whether you're a boy or girl
my tongue will make you come

Y/N
MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING

YOONGI
That was the lyrics I wrote once

Y/N
YOURE SO RUDE

Y/N
LIKE IN A HOT ASF WAY

Y/N
SIR YOU'RE SMUT MATERIAL

Y/N
AS WELL AS
PURE FLUFF MATERIAL

YOONGI
Can't these genres to be together?

Y/N
for everyone to burst their
brains as well as ovaries? no sir

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