FROM: [email protected]
TO: Park Jimin • [email protected]

jimin i need to tell you something bro I'M TALKING ONE ON ONE WITH YOONGI RN and i hope you're okay with that remember hashtag broes before hoes

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REPLY TO: [email protected]

i was just making caramel macchiato and thinking of you ☕

remember hashtag if you're happy then i'm happy like don't worry about me he doesnt even like me

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FROM: Kim Namjoon • [email protected]
TO: [email protected]

Hello y/n,

It's been some time since we've talked. I've missed you like one misses a spring day during a neverending winter.

I've realized how harsh I was in our last talk. Obviously it was not your fault. And you apologising and being humble even when you did nothing only reminded me of myself. Hence I was frustrated.

Please accept my apology.

Your dearest,
Namjoon

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1 NEW MESSAGE FROM M&M . . .

NAMJOON
Hello everyone
I'm back!

Y/N
SIR CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE
ME BUT YOU LOVE ME LOWKEY
WANNA DATE ME

NAMJOON
haha what

NAMJOON
I've missed your shenanigans!

Y/N
I MISSED YOU TOO BRUV
LIKE A SPRING DAY ;)

HOSEOK
shenina- what :((

JUNGKOOK
DUDE YOURE BACK
NOW BREAK MY BACK

JUNGKOOK
istg if you disappeared bc
of me bullying you—

JUNGKOOK
you can drop bras and
panties wherever and whenever
i'll not talk about it if u dont
want me to lmao

NAMJOON
That definitely made me
uncomfortable that day

TAEHYUNG
Don't worry @namjoon
glad ur here

Y/N
dont you hate when
people use ur instead of
you are 😭😭😭

TAEHYUNG
r8

Y/N
m8

JUNGKOOK
d3pp43ss8onnn

JIN
Welcome back Namjoon
It's been tragic without you

JIN
All we've got here are chaotic
generation z or whatever in the
world that is

JIN
Except maybe Yoongi

YOONGI
hmm

HOSEOK
Hey I'm not gen z T^T

JIN
then you're the generation
that comes after gen z

Y/N
in short hoseok babiee

HOSEOK
(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+

JUNGKOOK
in short jin daddy

JIN
go back to sucking on your
mamas milk kid

TAEHYUNG
oh damn does he become more
savage everyday or is it me

YOONGI
infires

NAMJOON
Really I've been mad frustrated
with my job at the school
That break was much needed

JIN
I'm here going bonkers bc
of my girlfriend too

Y/N
what did she do this time 🔪

JIN
the usual

YOONGI
Talk to us if you want

NAMJOON
Yes Jin talk to us

JIN
well you guys dont know
but shes a crack addict...

JIN
we broke up but recently
got back again

JUNGKOOK
two lines from jin and it's
more dramatic than entire
penthouse s1 and 2

TAEHYUNG
let him speak jungkook

JUNGKOOK
*lets him speaketh*

JIN
yesterday i broke down
seeing my effort on her continously
going on vein the work has been
so hard also it was a rough day

JIN
she promised me then she'll
never touch it again and said
she will throw away her stash

Y/N
coke is so expensive too like

JUNGKOOK
expensive coke take it off now

JIN
about that
she's broke and under debts
already

JIN
it's only been a day but today
i found her high in my apartment
again

JIN
that promise meant nothing at all

Y/N
I'm so sorry jin..

JUNGKOOK
leave her ass

JIMIN
agree with jungkook

TAEHYUNG
i think she's a lost case

NAMJOON
never knew you were going
through so much Jin
we are here for you

HOSEOK
this makes me so sad

YOONGI
You never walk alone

JIN
honestly i don't think it's her
fault she's crazily addicted and
has withdrawal syndromes
rehab is too harsh for her and
she needs a little more time
before joining it

JIN
anyway leave it please
namjoon talk to us

NAMJOON
I've mentioned once here how
my coworkers are unfriendly
I'm the youngest here and our
views simply don't match

NAMJOON
There are two fifteen year old
students in a relationship and
none of the teachers including
the headmaster approves of it

HOSEOK
why??
Young love
how can anyone hate it

NAMJOON
They are lesbians

JUNGKOOK
lesbians? i thought they
were koreans

JUNGKOOK
kskskaaujb pls proceed

NAMJOON
I really don't see what's wrong
with it. It makes me sick to my stomach
to see people having such orthodox
views

YOONGI
What did they do

TAEHYUNG
What did you do

NAMJOON
The school really made a drama out
of it. Meetings were held, their
parents were called and the girls
were told to get their
'act' straight

Y/N
act 'straight' i can't even-

NAMJOON
Both of them were suspended

JIMIN
Where are they now
how did their parents react

JIMIN
God
will there be no peace
ever in this world

Y/N
jimin baby :(

NAMJOON
They didn't let me attend the
meetings so I don't know
nor could I get a hold of the
students' contacts

NAMJOON
In the whole teacher union
I was the only one who stood
up for them

NAMJOON
I was partially blamed because
they think my 'high-end' lectures
messed up with the students head

NAMJOON
No one talks to me here anymore

NAMJOON
In the hallways I hear them
whispering to each other and
pointing at me

NAMJOON
They act like I'm a disgraceful
and disgusting being

NAMJOON
Everyday I dread waking up,
getting ready and going to the
school I really don’t know for how
long I can keep up with this

JIN
That's really a lot to take in
Namjoon idk how youre holding
in buddy

JUNGKOOK
leave that schools ass

NAMJOON
But then I wouldn't know what
else to do I am in a dilemma

Y/N
namjoon im so proud of you
we are so proud of you

TAEHYUNG
i cant believe i'm agreeing with
someone 'y/n' said but yes we
are proud of you

JIN
Namjoon you deserve a massive
group hug

NAMJOON
Thank you so much guys

JUNGKOOK
that's the man carrying the whole
ass korea on his back

HOSEOK
I'll put in a sincere pray for the
girls and you before going to
bed tonight namjoon

YOONGI
The schooling system here is
devastating

YOONGI
No more dream here

JUNGKOOK
Everybody say noo

Y/N
yoongi my boy write a
disstrack against the schooling
system please

JUNGKOOK
where is jimin btw

JUNGKOOK
he going hard to the coffeehouse

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MAKE AN INLINE COMMENT ON THE OPTION YOU WANT TO CHOOSE

[TELL SEOKJIN TO LEAVE HIS GIRLFRIEND]

[TELL NAMJOON TO LEAVE HIS SCHOOL]

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO VOTE

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Y/N
so what do you think about
todays convo in the gc

YOONGI
That we need to overthrow
the government

Y/N
DAYUM SON YOURE NO JOKE

Y/N
we ride at dawn

YOONGI
I only have a bicycle

Y/N
WE RIDE THAT BICYCLE
AT DAWN WHILE LISTENING
TO CHUNG HA

YOONGI
And some IU ig

Y/N
everyone clap yoongi used ig :')

Y/N
yo tell me what do you
prefer in dating someone

YOONGI
I don't know

YOONGI
I have dated a few times before
but things get boring after
some time

Y/N
that's harsh ngl

YOONGI
Life's harsh

Y/N
what i mean is what do you
look for when dating? their
sex for example

Y/N
was that too straightforward 👀

YOONGI
I have never dated a male

YOONGI
But I don't think their sexual
orientation or gender really
matters to me

Y/N
BITCH YOU'RE PAN

YOONGI
I'm a human not a frypan

Y/N
smh no
i mean youre pansexual

Y/N
like you like someone
regardless of their gender

YOONGI
I guess I am

Y/N
did i just find my second
bestie omg

YOONGI
You act like a main character

Y/N
wdym b you're the mc 👀
i'm your wingman

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MAKE AN INLINE COMMENT ON THE OPTION YOU WANT TO CHOOSE

[ASK YOONGI IF HE COULD SEE HIMSELF DATING ANYONE FROM THE GROUP CHAT]

[ASK YOONGI IF HE WOULD DATE A CUTE BOY WHO CAN MAKE AMAZING COFFEE]

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO VOTE

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i thought perfection began with p
to me why does it start with u ;)