FROM: Park Jimin • [email protected]
TO: [email protected]

y/n, thank you for sharing your email with me best buddies forever! I'm so happy today YOONGI CAME TO THE CAFE AFTER AGES HE SAID HE WAS CLOSEBY I REALIZED AGAIN HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM 

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REPLY TO: Park Jimin • [email protected]

not me looking for signs like asdjjdkwjehjfnf and he's so good looking AND WHAT FOR!! GET THAT BEAUTIFUL DICK BITCH!

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Y/N
you'll probably see this when
it's my funeral and they're playing
love talk by wayv slowed and reverd
to commemorate me

Y/N
and everyone's getting in that
segsyy feeling instead of mourning
BUTT

Y/N
are you okay? i heard a
hints from jimin idk the
whole thing but i wanted to
know

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Y/N
what kind of result is medium
I THOUGHT JIMIN AND I HIT IT
OFF WELL ISTG

H.ONE
The compatibility in the texts
fell in the middle range of 55%

H.ONE
Do you see yourself dating him
in the future?

Y/N
no he doesnt swing my way

Y/N
we are besties tho
platonic matters too just
so you know

H.ONE
Noted

H.ONE
Good luck with Yoongi

Y/N
yeah brb gonna face plant
on wonho's boobs before
i start

H.ONE

Y/N
what boobs
HIS EYES ARE SO PRETTY 😭😭😭

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Y/N
yoongaaaaayyy

Y/N
sry oops yoongi**
my fingers :p

YOONGI
slipped like taehyung's?

Y/N
omg you can joke :D

Y/N
now can you get it up too ;)

YOONGI
Yeah I'm not an impotent

YOONGI
Don't even know where that
question came from

Y/N
my gutter like mind where else

Y/N
i always got that bde coming from
you anyway 😌

YOONGI
bed? i'm on my bed now

YOONGI
Oh it's bde?
i'm sorry I don’t get your point

Y/N
b.d.e = big dick energy

YOONGI
oh

Y/N
yeah

YOONGI
hm

Y/N
oooooo

YOONGI
...

Y/N
i-

Y/N
we need some lube here

YOONGI
Why?

YOONGI
I'm not in for a sex chat

YOONGI
Thought I'd make it clear from
the begining

Y/N
dude youre talking to a 19
yo virgin ass here

YOONGI
Okay

Y/N
but most of my jokes
are sexual inneudos anyway

YOONGI
Okay

Y/N
I'm like pi baby

YOONGI
How come

Y/N
ignoring that you didn’t mind me
calling you baby

Y/N
i'm like pi cuz im long and can
go all night babyyy oh yeahh

YOONGI
Sorry I'm half asleep so
I can't get half of what you're
telling me

Y/N
this chat is so dry that's
why i said we need lube smh

Y/N
why don't you sleep if youre
so sleepy??

YOONGI
I have insomnia

Y/N
but aren’t you on your bed?

YOONGI
I'm on my bed all day
doesn’t mean I can sleep all day

YOONGI
I feel tired a lot
I minimise my activities
whenever i can

YOONGI
But sleep usually doesn’t
come to me when I want it to

Y/N
you drink a lot of coffee
dont you??

YOONGI
How did you know

Y/N
you douse yourself in
coffee i can smell it from
here

YOONGI
...
just a few americanos
and espresso shots really

Y/N
AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU
CAN'T  SLEEP

YOONGI
I'd rather die than forget caffeine

Y/N
oh dangg youre like one
of those soft emo boyfriends

YOONGI
what's that

Y/N
you know those who wear
black all the time and sometimes
white and grey if they're feeling good

Y/N
they wear rings and caps and
sexy ass chains in their necks

Y/N
oh and they also wear sweatshirts
under their tshirt AND HAS THE
MOST IMMACULATE MUSIC CHOICE

YOONGI
I think you just described me

Y/N
THEYRE ALSO INTROVERTED
AND SHY AND MOSTLY STAY
QUIET BUT THEYRE AMAZING
AT LATE NIGHT WALKS AND LONG
DISTANCED CALLS

YOONGI
Okay that's me

Y/N
always wanted a soft emo
boyfriend or girlfriend

Y/N
e girls are ruining my life

Y/N
and my panties

YOONGI
You go out of context way too
many times

Y/N
that's my charm baby

Y/N
it's a chaos inside my brain
one time im thinking about
how the earth is so small com-
pared to the universe and it's like
we dont even matter cause we
are so microscopic

Y/N
next second im thinking
about what to eat for dinner
even tho i had dinner half an
hour ago

YOONGI
Just so you know
you matter

YOONGI
Yes the universe is big and
someday the sun will die and
everything will be obliterated
none of us will remain none of
this will belong anymore

Y/N
righttt so why even breath
god damn itt

YOONGI
We breath because the present
matters too and not only the
future

YOONGI
Right now I'm alive
You're alive too and
we are both connected by
the complexities the internet
and others bring us to

YOONGI
This moment here should matter too

YOONGI
Even though someday not even
our bones will remain we've had
this moment and it somehow will
linger in the history of time

YOONGI
It's like the butterfly effect
Every small step plays part in
a big one and this will too

YOONGI
God damn I talked too much
now I'm exhausted

Y/N
damn jin cooking spicy shit in the
kitchen why my eyes tearing up

Y/N
YOU REALLY ARE A SOFT EMO BOI

YOONGI
hm

Y/N
You'll be going back to short
responses now i see

YOONGI
yeah

Y/N
gawd yoongi i thought
happiness starts with h

Y/N
why does mine start with u ;)

YOONGI
Still tired but that was a good one

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which reading mode do you use on wattpad? white, brown, or black?

i feel like black will really suit with all the arcs from here on. just saying :))