Y/N
after some thinking i has
decided that i shant steal
thou man

JIMIN
um what

Y/N
shakespear just rolled in
his grave

Y/N
what i mean is i wont
date yoongi not after you
told me you like him

Y/N
bros before hoes

Y/N
even tho this one hoe
looks like a smexy vampire

Y/N
i'll keep my hormones at
bay bestieee

JIMIN
you know you dont have to

JIMIN
i just want him to be happy

JIMIN
and i want you to be happy too

Y/N
bruh dont you make me
cry fr

Y/N
yeah sex is cool but have
you had a friend wanting
to give up his man for u

JIMIN
he doesnt even like me y/n

Y/N
ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE
ABOUT THAT

JIMIN
i know i'm just doomed to
be the second lead of those
fanfics

JIMIN
i'm the best friend that secretly
is in love but dont get to hit

JIMIN
it all ends happily and the
readers whine in the comment
section for me a while then
they forget about me

Y/N
are you focking kidding me

Y/N
i'll write my own yoonmin
fanfic if i have to

JIMIN
everyone forgets me y/n
i mean look at my parents

JIMIN
i dont have any friends

JIMIN
i dont have anything 

Y/N
crying cause u said u dont
have friends what am i then

Y/N
i always knew i was only
half human and half goddess
i bet thats why u didnt count me

Y/N
dont mind im cool
i'm fine
*says that with tears
rolling in her face*

JIMIN
no no i have u

JIMIN
It's really hard to admit that
i do have a friend after all
these years

JIMIN
i grew up completely alone

Y/N
social distancing since birth
amirite

JIMIN
exactly

JIMIN
i feel shy to even call you
my friend 

Y/N
CALL ME BY YOUR NAME

Y/N
I MEAN
CALL ME YOUR FRIEND

JIMIN
hello
friend

Y/N
WE ARE PLATONIC SOULMATES

JIMIN
i like the sound of it

JIMIN
youre something valuable i
found by chance

Y/N
CRYING
I THINK THE OTHER BOYS
IN THE GC COULD BE GOOD
FRIENDS TO YOU TOO

JIMIN
you think so?
can i trust them

Y/N
i really think you should
try chatting more there :')

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Y/N
HIT OR MISS
I GUESS HE DOESNT MISS HUH

JUNGKOOK
YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND
BET HE DOESN'T KISS YA

JIN
what in the fuckery is this song

Y/N
JIN DID YOU JUST CURSE
OR DID MY BRAIN FINALLY
LOSE IT

JIN
ahh sorry bad mood
busy day

JUNGKOOK
yall have busy days?

Y/N
i'm busy watching animal
videos on youtube

TAEHYUNG
seeing you early here today
i thought you finally got a life

YOONGI
hello

JIMIN
hii

Y/N
taehyung are you my math
homework

JUNGKOOK
OMG CAUSE YOU GONNA BEND
HIM OVER AND DO HIM ALL NIGHT

JIMIN
i finally get 70℅ of what y/n and
jungkook are talking about

Y/N
NO CAUSE YOU DONT MAKE
ANY SENSE @taehyung

JUNGKOOK
not bad
not bad at all

TAEHYUNG
lame

Y/N
yeah cause you wanted the
do you all night one 😩

HOSEOK
i'm sure he didnt want that one

YOONGI
still wondering how she will
proceed that task

JUNGKOOK
yoongi get your mind out of
the gutter

Y/N
yoongi runs wild 🥵

JIN
she'll need a strap

JIMIN
strap? 🤔

JUNGKOOK
DILDO

JUNGKOOK
IT’S FREE SEX EDUCATION
EVERYDAY YAYYY

YOONGI
...

TAEHYUNG
you guys i'm still here
stop writing porno on me

JUNGKOOK
imagine y/n pushes him down
on a table and handcuffs his hands
to his back 🌝

HOSEOK
no :(

HOSEOK
child friendly please

YOONGI
can't believe that's coming
from you and not jin

JIMIN
i'm scared but i also wanna
know what happens next

Y/N
no i'd rather fuck
taehyung's wife on his back

Y/N
i got me that tongue technology

YOONGI
other than the vulgarities
i like that last line

JUNGKOOK
OOOOHH GET HIS WIFE SIS

TAEHYUNG
...

JIMIN
meanwhile taehyung thinking
how you going to f word yourself

Y/N
OHHHH BESTIE
YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT

JUNGKOOK
TAEHYUNG IS QUIET
I REPEAT TAEHYUNG IS SILENT

HOSEOK
taehyung say something

YOONGI
i thought i didn’t like drama
but here i am

Y/N
omg did taehyung got hit
by the truck of doom

TAEHYUNG
i'm just speechless

Y/N
good you look hot like that

JUNGKOOK
IM BOUT TO COMBUST YALL

JIMIN
what your 🥜? 

JUNGKOOK
WHEN DID HE GET NSFW

Y/N
Let's just say jimin and
i had some sessions ;)

YOONGI
what kind of sessions

HOSEOK
y/n flirts with everyone :(

JIMIN
not me
she didnt flirt with me

TAEHYUNG
then that's a miracle

HOSEOK
nice to hear that uwu

JUNGKOOK
WHY GET ONE PAIR OF 🥜
WHEN YOU CAN GET 7

JIN
there's no staying loyal in
jungkook's dictionary

JUNGKOOK
I'M A KPOP FAN WHAT ELSE
DO YOU EXPECT

Y/N
how can i stay loyal to some1
who dont even know i exist
m8 :'(

JUNGKOOK
I MISS NAMJOON
BRO WHERE IS U

JUNGKOOK
did he really vanish bc i
bullied him uwu

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