1 NEW MESSAGE FROM H.ONE . . .

H.ONE
Hello
Jimin's arc is now unlocked

H.ONE
Jin is unavailable again after
the evaluation
Compatibility rate below 50%

Y/N
which means bad ik

H.ONE
Super bad

Y/N
things were doomed to fail
with jin but if his gf ever ditches
him again im snatching that
fine ass

H.ONE
Good luck snatching that
fine ass

Y/N
a man with such potential cake
wasting on a crackhead
i can't- 🤧

H.ONE
Okay

Y/N
okay???? replies crumbier than
my dried & chapped lips

Y/N
bye im doing hot girl shit

Y/N
which means replying to jimin ✨

H.ONE
You switch exceptionally fast

Y/N
except that I'm never switching
on you babe

Y/N
i need that nonexisting bot key
inside my existing human hole

H.ONE

H.ONE
Bye

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2 NEW MESSAGES FROM PARK JIMIN . . .

JIMIN
hello hii

JIMIN
It's nice talk to you alone here

Y/N
yeah nobody can save you from
my wrath now pretty boy
*licks lip*

Y/N
are you lost babygirl ;))

JIMIN
Mom pick me up I'm scared..

Y/N
lmao just toying with ya

JIMIN
I know
i texted you a few hours ago
you only replied now

Y/N
yeah sorry the author who
writes up my fate is such a
lazy ass

JIMIN
i mean he/ she could've hurt
their hands too

Y/N
or dealing with crippling
depression idk

Y/N
so are we doing the passive
aggressive flirting shit

Y/N
or do we get to the talk about
our traumas first thing first
cuz that's my fav part

JIMIN
traumas?

Y/N
yeah such as i cant sit on the
toilet without thinking a snake
might bite my ass

JIMIN
but why would a snake want to
eat 💩 tho

Y/N
normalize eating ass
who's talking about shit here

JIMIN
okay...

JIMIN
sometimes i awake at the middle
of the night and if my feet is somehow
out of the blanket i feel really scared
as if a cold hand will grab it

JIMIN
i feel even more scared to pull it
inside cause what if the ghost
realizes i had noticed it

Y/N
relatable

Y/N
sometimes i look at the sky
and realize how big it is and
how small we are/ i am in
comparison

Y/N
it's like i'm a small peck of dust
in a vast and endless dessert

Y/N
like do i even matter here
do any of what i do matter

JIMIN
was not ready for that

Y/N
peace 😀✌️

JIMIN
you cant just hit me with an
existential crisis in the middle
of a working day

JIMIN
i was on a break and i dont want
to go back now

Y/N
dude i saw on your profile
youre a barista how segsy
is that

Y/N
like kpop idols are sexy yeah
but have you seen jimin the
barista

JIMIN
oh i work in a coffee shop
near the university

JIMIN
that's how i got to meet yeonjun
and one day he told me to help
out with his app

Y/N
and that's how we met too
brb let me note this so i can tell
our kids

Y/N
NOTHING IS A COINCIDENCE
THE UNIVERSE MOVED FOR US

JIMIN
about that...

JIMIN
I also met yoongi in the shop
he used to come here almost
everyday for iced americanos
before he graduated

JIMIN
i have to tell you something

Y/N
why does everyone has to tell
me something :D

Y/N
pls dont tell me you have a dead
gf who still haunts your ass :D

JIMIN
no where did that come from

JIMIN
I'm not straight y/n

Y/N
is anyone straight? 🤔
that's the question

JIMIN
you aren’t even surprised?

Y/N
should i be?
bruh it's the twenty first century

Y/N
no one is straight 100℅
and no one is afraid to admit that

Y/N
except maybe the straights who
are 100% straight

JIMIN
i wish i had the courage like you

Y/N
i dont have the courage it's

just none cares if i like a wap
or wad or both

JIMIN
what does that mean

JIMIN
okay you dont have to answer that
but this one

JIMIN
you arent straight?

Y/N
do i look like-

Y/N
cant even pronounce it 🤢

Y/N
DO YOU KNOW HOW MAD I WAS
CUZ THIS APP WOULDNT HOOK ME
UP WITH GIRLS????

Y/N
LIKE THE 7 OF YALL ARE HAWT
ALRIGHT BUT HAVE YOU SEEN
GIRLS????

Y/N
if someday this chat gets leaked
out in the world and a girl sees
this im saying this to you

Y/N
"hi mama *licks lip* are you lost"

JIMIN
you clearly arent straight

Y/N
yeah cause in the middle of the
day I be thinking about boobs
and the way girls smell so good
and red velvet irene

JIMIN
you do?

JIMIN
Thanks god...
I just always had this vibe
coming from you

JIMIN
i knew i could talk to you freely

Y/N
yeah i aint charging anyone for
talking to me until i get famous
for hi fiving shownu in a monstax
concert which ticket probably cost
my kidneys, lungs and heart

JIMIN
i love shownu omg

JIMIN
we have a loooot to talk about

JIMIN
i need to go back to work now
let's talk later

Y/N
wait bruh you haven’t told
me what you wanted to say yet

JIMIN
first you make the guess about
my sexual orientation
i'm curious

Y/N
you're y/nsexual 😩

Y/N
JUST KIDDING

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