Y/N

Y/N
daddy that you???

JIN
Ahh the black swan show

Y/N
you really dont have
a problem with anyone calling
you daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Y/N
dude i didnt know you were
such a hotshot?? I LIVE UNDER
A ROCK

Y/N

Y/N
LIRERALLY YOU CAN'T DO THIS
TO ME

Y/N
WHEN WILL YOU KNOW YOUR
ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

Y/N
HOW CAN YOU LOOK THAT MFING
GOOD AND WALK ON THIS SHITTY
EARTH

JIN
I know right 😔

Y/N
we love a self appreciating king

JIN
my motto is fake it till you make it

JIN
tell yourself i love myself until you
start to belive it 😌

JIN
But i really am handsome though

Y/N
if i had a face like yours i wouldn't
know how to act wtf

Y/N
but you do
I WISH I WATCHED THEATER

Y/N
and dad you're nothing like
theater kids?? I thought they be
snorting coke all day

JIN
I thought those were the math kids?

JIN
Idk how anyone can do math without
weed anyway we are way off topic

Y/N
yes we were talking about
your face and how i'm going to
sit on it

Y/N
shit i actually send it

Y/N
sir I'm sorry
i can't think right like i'm
literally talking to sexjin wtf

JIN
I'm going to overlook that

JIN
Honestly girl you have such a nasty
thoughts it's starting to get funny
at this point

Y/N
wdym I'm always funny

Y/N
i'm not only a clown i'm the
whole circus

Y/N

Y/N
YOU LITERALLY DID A SAMSUNG
AD I USE SAMSANG

Y/N

Y/N
THE UNIVERSE IS GIVING ME SIGNS

Y/N
I'M YOUR UGLY SOULMATE

JIN
That's the only time i appeared
on tv i dont like ads

JIN
You use android we clearly not
soulmates

Y/N
i love you but androids for the win

Y/N
iphone can go die in a ditch

JIN
I'm this close to fighting with
a kid on the internet when im
already almost 30 year old

Y/N
who's the kid omg let me break
their nosee

JIN
you

JIN
tbh i was just about to text
you figuring that you stay up
late but you beat me to it

Y/N
"never lost a fight but i'm looking
for a beating" - wap 💞

Y/N
you're not busy tomorrow??

JIN
I'm taking off day tomorrow

JIN
It's midnight so i cooked for
myself and now drinking wine
while going through my scripts

JIN

Y/N
the rats in my stomach making some
party noise ayyee

Y/N
sir you cook?
please choke me with the spaghetti

JIN
it's just a simple dish i can do more

JIN

Y/N
I can already imagine you cooking
up bteakfast for me while i make
our bed

JIN
Your imagination is wild

Y/N
sir that red wine looks so sexy
i wanna see it in your hand uwu

JIN

JIN
why??

Y/N
my phone dropped on my face
while im lying on my bed

Y/N
is that nailpolish
YOU'RE SUCH A DREAM MAN

JIN
yeah it was a part of the play

Y/N
YOUR FINGERS ARE SO PRETTY
AND LONG OKAY SHUT UP Y/N
DONT SAY THE REST

JIN
tmi

JIN
I once did a poster ad for my friend's
bar you wanna see?

JIN

Y/N
literally tears in my eyes
cuz youre so beautiful

Y/N
I want that poster plastered on
my coffin

Y/N
I WANNA CLIMB THEM SHOULDERS

JIN
You deserve the title for jin's
number one hype woman

Y/N
I'M YOUR NUMBER 1 BITCH SIRE

JIN
Okay child

JIN
So
I'm curious why did you not
ask me about that thing i wanted
to tell you before again?

Y/N
I figured if you didnt wanna
talk about it we could leave it
at that 🤷‍♀️

JIN
Who says i dont wanna?

JIN
I really forgot yesterday because
i was so stressed

JIN
but it seems like youre not
interested anyway

Y/N
DUDE??
I AM ABOUT TO DIE BC
OF CURIOUSITY

Y/N
this one time i actually decide
to be polite and it backfires wtf

JIN
Hahahaha anyway it's nothing
interesting

JIN
It's just you remind me a lot of
my ex girlfriend

Y/N

Y/N
you say that's not interesting?
YET I'M DYING TO KNOW MORE??

Y/N
HOW
I BET SHE WAS HELLA
SEXY LIKE ME

JIN
well i don't know what you
look like

JIN
she was a crackhead

Y/N
lmao that's the resemblance?

JIN
Yeah you two are always sprouting
nonsense and I can't understand
none of it but it's funny

JIN
Also she was an open pervert/
hype b*tch whatever that is
like you

Y/N
idk whether to be offended or
thanking you

JIN
maybe you won't thank me
bc she wasn't a crackhead
in the internet slang way

JIN
she was literally addicted to drugs

Y/N
oh damn that took a turn

JIN
yeah and that's why we broke up
because life is already stressful
as it is

JIN
but here she promised me multiple
times she will get better and go
to rehab but no it was the same thing
again and she overdosed on me twice

JIN
twice i thought I'd lose her

Y/N
are you okay?

JIN
of course I'm okay she's not

JIN
Sometimes she gets so high she
doesn't know what she's doing

JIN
She then sleeps with whomever
she wants to

Y/N
wtf...
it's good that you broke up

JIN
No

JIN
When she's under drugs it's not
really her

JIN
It's not her fault
she doesn't know what she's doing

Y/N
man i dont think that's the
case cheating is cheating

JIN
You can say that easily because
you don't know her

JIN
She's so beautiful
and she loves me with her whole
heart when she's sober

JIN
She's an amazing ballet dancer

JIN
We did a number of pieces on
the same stage that's how i got
to know her five years ago

JIN
we dated for three years
broke up 5 months ago
nothing's been the same

JIN
Last week was our dating anniversary
it was supposed to be special

JIN
that's why i drank
it was hard to spend alone
it's like her presence is still in
my apartment it gets suffocating
sometimes

Y/N
i'm really sorry to hear that

Y/N
but it happened for the
better right??

Y/N
maybe buy a cake
like you're finally out of
a vicious cycle

JIN
I feel guilty
I know she's still suffering
but i just left her like that

Y/N
but you got to look out for
yourself too??

Y/N
you can't just clean after her
all your life you know

JIN
You know nothing

JIN
Sorry for ranting today
I guess I'm still hung up
a little

JIN
I will go to sleep now

Y/N
bye...

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which character do you ship y/n the most with???