2 NEW MESSAGES FROM H.ONE . . .

H.ONE
Things are not going well with Jin

H.ONE
Compatibility rate below 10℅

Y/N
yeah ik y/ns are dumb
but i aint THAT dumb

Y/N
everything with him is dry
like my vagigay

H.ONE
And why do you feel like that?

Y/N
idk cuz it's me we're
talking about i'm a problem

Y/N

Y/N
give me tips im lost here

H.ONE
Jin once said he had to tell you
something
Have you asked about that to him
yet?

Y/N
wtf my lousy brain totally forgot

Y/N
omg what if he's got cancer and
has only 6 months left to live

Y/N
OR HE'S A RICH HANDSOME CEO
AND WANTS ME TO BE HIS
SECRETARY I WONT BE SURPRISED

Y/N
or omg what if he's secretly mafia

Y/N
name of my fanfic: kidnapped
and pregnant by the mafia

Y/N
with a cover photo of him shirtless

H.ONE
We don't have a shirtless photo
of Jin

Y/N
just crop his head and add it to
john cenas body

H.ONE

Y/N
HOLY FUCK IT'S JIN CENA

Y/N
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO
OF JINS FACE

H.ONE
Google
He's a popular actor

Y/N
time to google and drool

Y/N
thanxx for the 2nd tip ;)

H.ONE
No worries
Good luck

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2 NEW MESSAGES FROM M&M . . .

TAEHYUNG
so an incident happened

TAEHYUNG
accident* actually

Y/N
what?
you?

JUNGKOOK
imagine his dad sending that
to his mom something 20 years
ago lmao

JUNGKOOK
"BABE I FORGOT TO USE
PROTECTION"

TAEHYUNG
haha funny -_-

TAEHYUNG
my finger slipped and i accidentally
sent you a heart @y/n

JUNGKOOK
oooohhhhhh 100° burn
call the paramedics

JIMIN
how does your finger even slip lmao

NAMJOON
My fingers slip everyday
I just broke a mug

Y/N
break my neck next pls

NAMJOON
I could never do that to you

JUNGKOOK
excuse me where's the attention
for the burn XD

TAEHYUNG
I was half asleep at 2 am
and my phone kept vibrating
for the texts here I tried to check
and then that happened

Y/N
you think you can hurt me??
im an overthinker

Y/N
already thought up this scenario
in my head when i got a heart
from the badboi in luv😙✌️

TAEHYUNG
Yeah um kay
sry for getting your hopes up

JUNGKOOK
dang i be feeling bad for our yn homie

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[RECEIVE A HEART FROM JEON JUNGKOOK]

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1 NEW MESSAGE FROM KIM SEOKJIN . . .

JIN
I'm honestly sorry for how acted
the other day I won't be drunk
texting again

Y/N
it's jinnn cenaaaa
TATTATAAA TATTTATAAA

JIN
Are you mad at me?

JIN
I just realized that we haven't even
properly talked here yet

JIN
I'm ashamed of myself

JIN
Hello nice to meet you!
Please excuse my drunken
behaviour from the other day

Y/N
yee im mad cause you're
WAY TOO HANDSOME

Y/N
LIKW WTF YOU WORDLWIDE
HANDSOME

Y/N
HOW DARE YOU TELL ME NOT
TO FLIRT WITH YOU

JIN
I did?

Y/N
yeah
BUT IM GONNA FLIRT WITH YOU

Y/N
SIR

Y/N
I'll ✨ flirt ✨ respectfully ✨

Y/N
im already an adult and sir
youre an eyecandy

JIN
I guess it's the same situation
with every gen z kid

Y/N
YESSIR WE ARE HORNY

Y/N
BARK BARK WOOF WOOF
I SHALL BARK FOR U

Y/N
are you doing okay now btw??

JIN
yeah it's just the past week wasn't
so great for me

JIN
I dreaded the previous day

JIN
And now I'm ranting again

Y/N
*plops down on knees*
please bitch out to me

JIN
b*tch out?

Y/N
yeah
it means rant to me dude

Y/N
it's okay to rant
you don't have to act fine
all the time just bc youre older

JIN
I'm okay
it's the workload
I'm tired

JIN
So what is up with you?

Y/N
you're up

Y/N
in my mind ;)

JIN
I thought you were going to
say your d*ck or something

Y/N
yes and also my nonexistent
dick <3

Y/N
do you remember you once
wanted to tell me something?

JIN
Did I ever?

Y/N
yeah bruh i think you sent
me hearts to tell me that

JIN
Can't recall

Y/N
ft kard
stan kard

JIN
I'll talk to you later
I need to rehearse my lines now

Y/N
okay
rehearse our maariage vows
too while you're at it ꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡

JIN
Bye
Rehearsing me exorcising you
while I'm at it

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MAKE AN INLINE COMMENT ON THE OPTION YOU WANT TO CHOOSE

[TELL JIN "I KNOW YOU REMEMBER PLEASE TELL ME"]

[TELL JIN "IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT LET'S JUST FORGET IT"]

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO VOTE

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hey loser

i want you to know it's okay to be a loser. You're the best kind there is. I'm a loser too. But we both are trying our best and that's what that matters for now. I'm with you on this bitch. Don't give up on yourself.