1 NEW MESSAGE FROM H.ONE . . .

H.ONE
Compatibility with user Kim
Namjoon is 82.8%
Things must be going well

Y/N
creepy asf
how did you know

H.ONE
I can count the compatibility
by going through your texts
and searching for all the words
that hit the mark

Y/N
you go through my text?
how tf i never knew?¿

H.ONE
Of course
I'm an built in app bot
The app is me
I'm the app

H.ONE
This is why you always read
terms and conditions before
accepting the app install
request

Y/N
LITERAL CHILLS
I can see robots taking over
the world in the next few years

Y/N
like all you're missing is an
evil laugh right now

H.ONE

H.ONE
If there is a problem with
my calculation and you want
to stop chatting privately
with Kim Namjoon
send a text here

Y/N
why would i ever
wanna stop

H.ONE
If the compatibility is
below 50% the outcome is
automatically bad and the
private chat option
will be blocked

H.ONE
After your seven day trial
with a user the private chat
option will be locked again
for uninterrupted conversation
with the next candidate

Y/N
you mean i literally have
to keep flirting in case my
compatibility drops and i
cant chat again?

Y/N
AND I CANT CHAT PRIVATELY
WITH NAMJOON ANYMORE
AFTER 3 DAYS??

Y/N
i'm mad mf you never
said so before

H.ONE
You've never asked

H.ONE
And you've stated before
that your 'pea sized
brain' can't comprehend most
of the rules and regulations

Y/N
i hate you rn

H.ONE
Do you really?

H.ONE
I apologise for the inconvenience
How can I be of better service?

Y/N

Y/N
ily still

H.ONE
Understood
Have a good day

Y/N
NO ILY BACK????
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Y/N
okay halpp idk what did i do
but namjoon hasn't replied to
me in a day

TAEHYUNG
How are you active at 9 pm

Y/N
bitch are you going to ask me
that everyday now

Y/N
we have a crisis ffs

JUNGKOOK
we have a crisis fanfictions

TAEHYUNG
Damn chill yuta nakamoto

JIN
I'm sure he'll text you soon
he's a busy person
Isn't he like a teacher? 

Y/N
only one person here
takes me seriously

HOSEOK
Don't be sad please <3

Y/N
okay two take me
seriously

Y/N
it's a weekend jin
even god is free today

Y/N
he said he's going to the public
library then he ghosted me

JIN
Okay
You need to chill fr now

JIMIN
When you like a person and
they don't like you back

JUNGKOOK
It's first grade for her all over
again

Y/N
i like him as a person
and i thought we became
all buddy buddy

Y/N
it's been really long since i made
a friend and now i cant help but
think i did something wrong

Y/N
sorry my ass always panics hard

JIMIN
relatable

JIMIN
The anxiety coming from you is
reaching the roof

JIN
Take deep breaths you did
nothing wrong and even if you
did there's always a chance to
ask for forgiveness

JUNGKOOK
Pastor jin strikes

JIN
Friendships don't break apart
so easily silly

JIN
He'll come around maybe he
did really spend the whole day
in the library

TAEHYUNG
Friendships do break apart all
the time over nothing
yall just stop talking one day
that's it

JIN
Don't give her more anxiety

JUNGKOOK
spending the whole day in library
dude has unlocked the last stage
of being a nerd

JUNGKOOK
if namjoon was a fanfic mc
i bet he would be the class
president or a straight up
professor

Y/N
and you're the crazy childhood
best friend the girl is always in
love with

Y/N
or a bad boy bully with tattoos
and abs

JUNGKOOK
or a depressed suicidal mf
there's no in between

Y/N
and jin is the hot and angry
ceo or boss or big brother

JIN
sweet home alabama

TAEHYUNG
the ceo concept goes with
the yoongi dude too

JUNGKOOK
or yoongi is just a depressed
loser there's no in between

Y/N
and taehyung is like the worst
bully of school with his gang

TAEHYUNG
wdym I'm a fairy

JUNGKOOK
i read furry

HOSEOK
No one will write about me

Y/N
nooooo
you’ll be like the popular band
member who's cute and funny
but actually a sadist to the girl

HOSEOK
oh i like that

JIMIN
what about me

Y/N
you're the sweet second lead
the girl never chooses

JUNGKOOK
#secondleadsyndrom

JIMIN
where is the lie

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1 NEW MESSAGE FROM NAMJOON . . .

NAMJOON
I'm not ignoring you
please don't misunderstand

Y/N
OH SO YOU REALLY
WERE BUSY THANKS GOD

NAMJOON
I wasn’t actually...

NAMJOON
Maybe I was avoiding you
but I was avoiding talking
about myself more or less

Y/N
you know you dont have to

Y/N
i respect privacy

Y/N
but i'm going to ask just bc
i'm so curious its killing me

Y/N
what did you want to be
WHAT'S YOUR PASSION

Y/N
AGAIN YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME
LET ME SUFFER AS I KEEP MAKING
GUESSES

NAMJOON
I don't have a problem telling you

NAMJOON
It's just...
Telling you would mean coming
in terms with my failure to be
where I dreamt I would be

Y/N
not all dreams are achieved
i thought by the age i am now
i would be a stable person
but i'm still a loser

Y/N
i see james charles and billie
eyelash and feel more depressed
cause hey look at those kids
around my age and look at me

Y/N
but i could be dead too?
kids in syria are dying everyday

Y/N
so i think
surviving in this dog eats dog world
should be considered as a success
too

NAMJOON
That was really motivating

Y/N
yeah big words coming from
the midget sized me

NAMJOON
I've always wanted to be a writer

Y/N
that's so lit i thought
you'd say underground rapper

Y/N
or UN speech giver cause come on
those has to do with words too

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