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Y/N
good morning sir
how do you like your eggs
in the morning

NAMJOON
Good morning!
It's a weekend how did you get
up so early even I had a tough
time

NAMJOON
I hope you’ll have a beautiful
day ahead

Y/N
it's already beautiful bc
of your presence sire ;)

Y/N
i had a two hour nap from 6 to
8 in the morning ksks

NAMJOON
You should go to sleep!!

Y/N
FORGET SLEEP
lemme latch onto you like
a koala baby

NAMJOON
How did you know I love
Koalas

Y/N
it's fate sire ;)

NAMJOON
I spend my weekend mornings
in the public library and was
just about to go out

NAMJOON
But now I want to talk with you

Y/N
WEEKEND MORNING IN
PUBLIC LIBRARY WTF

NAMJOON
Yeah haha
Do you think it's too nerdy?

Y/N
NERDY???
CAN YOU GET ANY MORE PERFECT
THAN THIS

Y/N
how are you so cool hot damn
all i had were cranky old lady
teaches in my school who only
boasted about their glory days

Y/N
come be my teacher :(

NAMJOON
I'm sure you'd hate me if I were
your English teacher
I give a lot of homework

Y/N
YOU'RE LIKE HOMEWORK
IM GONNA SLAM YOU TO THE
TABLE AND DO YOU ALL NIGHT

NAMJOON
Oh my god
hahaha
What!

Y/N
ignore me and
continue

NAMJOON
Okay yes you’ll also dislike
me because I'm sometimes quite
awkward

NAMJOON
I'm tall but my coworkers act
like I'm invisible often and
don't shake my hand

Y/N
give me your coworkers
address right now

Y/N
there will be a river of
DEAD BODIES

Y/N
I'LL SHAKE YOUR HAND A
100 TIMES IF WE EVER MEET

Y/N
pls i bet you aint more
awkward than me

Y/N
last week i finally stepped
outside to get groceries
and there was this cute girl
behind the counter

Y/N
SHE FREAKING HAD A MULLET
HOW WIFE MATERIAL IS SHE??

Y/N
she said hi and smiled at me

Y/N
AND I FCKING SAID I'M FINE
THANKS

Y/N
TALK ABOUT EMBARRASSING
I HATE MYSELF

NAMJOON
I'm so sorry for laughing

NAMJOON
hey if it makes you feel better
I dressed up as sailor moon in
halloween when i was in 7th
grade and my then gf broke
up with me

Y/N
you had a gf at 7th grade??
bro i was busy watching barbie

Y/N
sailor joon??? you just got
cooler in my eyes that gf
can break a toe

NAMJOON
Thanks and I also had a
mohawk in the 9th grade
I now understand why I had
no friend

Y/N
mohawk???
EXCUSE ME??
I WOULD'VE WORSHIPPED YOU

NAMJOON
I didn't really look much flattering
Those are all a part of my dark past

NAMJOON
I'm also really clumsy
I break things without realising
I even dropped my grandmas urn
by accident

Y/N
oh damn now that's something

NAMJOON
Yeah the urn didn't break
and for a moment I thought
wow god must exist to save
me like that

Y/N
if you break shit so easily
how do you cook

NAMJOON
Sadly I can't
I broke three rice cookers
and they're pretty much unbreakable

NAMJOON
The landlady cooks for me
I'm lodging in her son's old
apartment

Y/N
you need a wife asap

Y/N
i cant do anything but for you sir
YES I DO THE COOKING
YES I DO THE CLEANING

NAMJOON
No no I clean alright
Brooms are not that expensive
so I can buy another even if I
break one

Y/N
so you’ve given me the job
to cook ;)
sign me tf uppp

NAMJOON
I just realized I haven’t
stopped smiling since I started
talking to you

Y/N
SMILE UNTIL YOUR CHEEKS
GET ABS

NAMJOON
Surprise!
I already have dimples

Y/N
I WANT TO SEE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

NAMJOON

can you see them?

Y/N
OF COURSE I CAN THEY'RE
DEEP AS OCEAN

Y/N
THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU CAN
NOT DO THIS TO ME

Y/N
I WANT TO POKE YOUR DIMPLES
SIR

NAMJOON
Why thank you

NAMJOON
I still don’t know what you do
or what's your real name
but I enjoy talking to you

NAMJOON
You don't even have to tell me
I just know you're a wonderful
person

Y/N
my eyes are busy taking a piss
wait a minute

Y/N
I can't believe I was so nervous
to talk to you one on one first

Y/N
like i literally cant interact
just talking privately to people
makes me anxious

Y/N
but chatting with you is like
waking up in a sunlit morning
with a warm blanket spread
on you

Y/N
and the sunrays pouring on you
from the bedside window

Y/N
and you look at the sky while
you're in bed and it's so warm
and so beautifully blue

Y/N
FCK I NEED TO STOP
TALKING I HATE THIS SIDE
OF MINE

NAMJOON
But I love it

Y/N

NAMJOON
What you said melted my heart
you could be a poet

Y/N
i shitpost on twitter
i'm a poet all right

NAMJOON
No really
I love blue as a color
and I love the sky I don't think
you knew that

NAMJOON
I feel the exact same way
people use blue as a cold
and sad feeling I think it
is indeed so warm

Y/N
blue is the warmest color

Y/N
maybe because you are a teacher
you have a way with even the
simplest words

Y/N
like damn i'd have a meltdown
even if you said havana banana

Y/N
did you always dreamt of
being a teacher?

NAMJOON
Thank you but not exactly

Y/N
then what exactly
TELL ME TELL ME TTTTTT TELL ME

NAMJOON
It's nothing
I'm a teacher now alright I
don't hate this profession

Y/N
GIVE ME A CLUE AT LEAST PLS

Y/N
DON'T LEAVE ME DANCING IN
THE DARK

NAMJOON
It has to do something with words

Y/N
WHAT
OMG

Y/N
someone that makes dictionaries?¿

NAMJOON
Hahaha no
I told you it's nothing

Y/N
sorry I'm so stupid i need
more clues

NAMJOON
I need to go sorry

NAMJOON
If you're free maybe we can
talk later 💙

Y/N
you know i'm always free

Y/N
dang you running away from
the question like i run away
from my responsibilities

Y/N
HELLLLOOO
dude you really left

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how come yall internet strangers are so fine and people around me are so damn shitty??

like please can we all move to the moon or something. earth sucks. we can all live together there. i promise i'll be good. i'll cook you brekkies and braid your hair.

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