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Hey guisssss!1!11! It's ofcialy 12;03 aM on Decmbr 24 CHRISTMS were I life, As of when I'm writing this, it's 6:56 pm on December 13. and I thougt that since its everone's FAVORITE holyday I would write a Chritmas specil! Some ppl sad i shold. Ok then...

But b4 that I hav a differnt veirson of eht somng rudof the RedNosed Raindeer! :DDDD Its called... STAREGLAEM THE PRUPEL CAT!1111! How original...

StarGlema the puprle cat
Was a vrey purpel cat Really now?
And if you evre saw hre.
You wold evne say shes fat. Sorry, she's what now?!

Al of the othre cats
used to laguth and call her ames. No, they did not.
they nevre let por StarGealm
join in ne kity games No, they loved her immediately.

then one ofgy Gatherng
BlueStar came to say Why Bluestar?
SarGlema with our fur so bright Our fur?!
won't you led the gathering tonigt?

Then al the kites loved her Kites love me too!!
as they shoted out with gle
StarGlema the purlep cat
youll go don in histroy! I hope not... oh wait, the fic itself already has...

Ok now hers the speciail.

SpottedLeaf cam dwn from the sky to appar to Jay Feather on a dream. She told him that "DawnSparkle will have a kit, and her name must be StarGleam." That's... not how that works... JayFather asked how this wad suppoded to happn, since she hadn't done u-kno-wat with DawnSparkle at that pont. *displeased sigh* YellowFanng repld. "Trust in GoStarvlan and they wont led you wong."

So then DawnDparkle and JayFeather went arund fir a while and then the baby started to come!1!11 So the went to an inn but the inkerpr wouldnt let them stay thr. You are in the middle of a forest. There wouldn't be an inn there. So they went to a barn instead and all the other aminals gathered ronnd to see the birth. Damn, give Dawnsparkle her privacy!

AND THEN STARKIT WAS BORN!1!1111111!1!11!1!11!11!1 Then ther e was a relly brigt star a bove them, and then LionHeart, BleuStar and YelloFang And then Lionheart, Bluestar, and Yellowfang... what?

"Wat are you doin her?" asked DawnSparkle and then they said "Were heremto see baby JdSusKit. WHAT-

"Ok come see hier then" said DawnSparkle and ten they all came over to her. The also gave her gold, frankenstein and mir.

"This is our savor." said Bluesatr. "We know it. We sae t in the stars. Starkit will ne JESUSS!1!1!1!11 I... don't know what to write here...

Hark the herald angels sing This is probably copy-pasted.
"Glory to the newborn King!
Peace on earth and mercy mild
God and sinners reconciled"
Joyful, all ye nations rise
Join the triumph of the skies
With the angelic host proclaim:
"Christ is born in Bethlehem"
Hark! The herald angels sing
"Glory to the newborn King!"

(i copied the lyrics since i didnt know the song) Knew it.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Merry Christmas! Or if you don't celebrate Christmas, then Happy Holidays!