Chatter 31 KITS
t00000000t Toot toot? this chatper made jazsy really upstet Oh god... she shad she woudlnt deit the chapters anymroe i thinkc she odnest like ne enymore IM SORRY JAZZ I LUVE YOU I'm honestly surprised she hasn't said "as a friend" after thi- WAIT...

StarGleat ran bakc ro the thundercaln camp and she skided into the mediccne tats den. But if you're that close to birthing, you shouldn't have been able to get there so quickly.

"JAYFEATHRE SHE ELLED I THINK IM PREGNAT!1!1!"1!" NO CRAP!

"What makes yo say that" said JayFeather he came out of the medicine cats den. Why is he being so calm about this...?

" FELT MY KITS" SAID STARCLEM. Starclem? Like the fake clam currency in OMORI? (If you get this reference you're my friend now-)

"Ok lie down her" and so StarGkem ded and JayFetahr felt her stomah. "OH" she yelled as he pocked a kit. B-but... *sobs*

"Those are diftently kits" he said "They look like theyr gong to be comign in a few dyas/" How...? Isn't this version of Stargleamstar supposed to be VERY young?

"OMG A FEW DAYS SAID STARGLEMA HOW DID SHE NOT NKNOW THIS,. SHE SAID. EXACTLY!!

"If I can aks whose the father" said JayFetaer. Isn't it part of a queen's rights to not mention the father of her kits...? Oh, who am I kidding, the ACTUAL WARRIOR CATS BOOKS forgot about this rule...

"Ummm" said StarGleam shitting her paws "how do I say this. It was...JazzSong." WHAT-

"WHAT" Jazzong said coming up to her. "HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK I;M A GIRL" EXACTLY!!! But also, where did you come from...? Jayfeather and Stargleam were alone, so unless you were eavesdropping (or Jayfeather and Stargleam were being obnoxiously loud), you couldn't have heard this.

I knwo said StarGlaema but "I LOVE YOU." I'm all for the lesbianism in this, but that still doesn't change the fact that two AFABs cannot reproduce.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1!1111!111!11!1!1!1" said JazzStar. Why is Jazzy homophobic? Or at least I assume this is what that is...