edit: y'all forgot to tell me about this book. as this was created in 2018, it originally revolved around w**jin and chan, but! that name and person is no longer allowed on this account so -we're editing him out. enjoy this random chan x hiro (random person: you can create their features) christmas special though it's being edited on september 13, 2020, psst also stray kids comeback soon

since more of my older stray kids stories include w**jin, if I get the time and mental strength to edit all of them, I will. It's hard editing about 20+ stories that include him that have many chapters over twenty so - please bear with me :/ I was originally going to do felix x chan for this but the plot line just didn't work as the seven of them are involved in the plan. sorry if it sounds whacky.

"so, are we just not gonna acknowledge that they're literally staring at each with heart eyes while baking cookies?" felix questions to the six other boys, "like that's pretty 'coupley' to me."

the seven boys watch from the other room. but after minutes of watching them giggle, to throw flour on each other. it was getting quite irritating to see how cute they were. so they close the door, to start their talk.

"obviously we see it. we're not blind like changbin. he literally can't see that felix is in love with him." seungmin tells, felix's jaw drops from the unnecessary tea spilt.

"we did not need that extra information." felix then clears his throat and puts his hands together in a ball, placing them in his lap.

"okay first of all. I just wanna state that they're making cookies without us." jeongin chirps in with a pout on his face, "second of all! if they like each other, don't you think they're old enough to express their feelings already?"

"oh jeongin, you're too young to understand anything. no matter what age, emotions are very hard to showcase towards another. whether you want to or not." minho says like an old wise man, "but yet again. I am their age pretty much, tried to make a move, got a dumb response but you know what it's fine." as he makes eye contact with jisung, but the boy doesn't understand his words.

"I think we should leave them be, love blossoms on its own." jisung boldly says, yet hyunjin slightly disagrees with his statement.

"yeah that's true, but with cases of 'love blossoms on its own' what happens if chan and hiro find someone else and they 'blossom'? what now then." hyunjin questions, jisung twiddles with his finger awkwardly. not knowing how to respond.

"let's just get this gay, because there is no such this as 'straight' in this dorm. hiro and chan are into each other yet have not said nothing about it." changbin clears up, "so why don't we take things into our own hands? It's christmas and mistletoes is one way for them to kiss and confess."

"why not confess then kiss?" felix questions.

"I don't know, is it called a confessitletoe?" jisung asks with sass, seungmin then rolls his eyes by his dumb comment.

"I don't know jisung? mistletoe sounds like god damn 'missile' but I don't see nothing blowing up." seungmin retorts, but jeongin shakes his head from their words.

"missiles blow up, yet when the people under the mistletoe kiss instead of scary explosions it's heartfelt emotions blowing within inside them." jeongin explains, "well..that's what I thought.."

"jeongin you're the one smart person in this family and I will give you that." minho says with a smile, patting the boy's back. he then looks to the other boys, not trying to make anything obvious. "unlike SOME people."

"stop throwing fucking shade and spill the tea bitch." hyunjin scoffs.

"I'll throw actual fucking tea on you hwang if you don't shut it." minho threatens, but changbin jumps in before anything happens.

"it's christmas so put your jolly fucking pants on and let's get this gingerbread. because we need our parents to confess before one of them looses feelings or hope in general. I'm sure it'll be the second one first knowing that they have to deal with us." changbin scolds and everyone stops.

"so? who has a mistletoe?" felix asks quietly, seungmin then raises his hand.

"why do you have one?" jeongin questions.

"for surprises. it's not everyday you're forced to kiss one of your members." he states calmly, yet all the boys look at him as if he's some freak. poor minnie. "what! I know we all have virgin lips so I'm doing us a favor!"

"okay never mind that, where should we start off first?" changbin questions, any ideas?"

"oh! how about we get chan isolated in a room and then hang it up on the doorway. we tell hiro he wants to see him, then when hiro knocks on the door and chan goes to open it. bam! they should see it." jisung says, smiling from his smart idea.

"but wouldn't one of them see it? I'm sure they're smarter than that."

"let's just try for now. operation 'get parents to kiss on christmas cause it's romantic' is on a go!" felix shouts, all the other boys shout with him.

they shout, a bit too loud.

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TRY ONE

after setting up the mistletoe while chan was locked within his room. jeongin goes over to find hiro to start their little plan. it might have seemed simple, but he had to cross his fingers for this first try to work.

hiro walks over to chan's room, his eyes trailing up to the top. the boys weren't that clever when it came to being secretive. but he shrugs, "chan! what do you need!"

chan opens the door, running his slender fingers through his hair. "nothing? why?"

hiro aises his eyebrows up, chan takes a quick glance to the doorway and chuckles. they can feel the seven boy's eyes on them, "jeongin told me you needed something. I guess it was nothing."

"I bet it was, nothing."

chan closes the door and hiro continues on with his day.

"dammit!" minho yells.

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TRY TWO

"okay, jeongin already tried so who's the most childish?" changbin asks among the oo' line. everyone points to felix.

"why me!" felix whines.

"it's simple, just put the mistletoe in between them." hyunjin tells, "I bet they won't get mad or anything."

"ugh fine!" felix then takes the mistletoe and crosses his arms, "this is for hiro and chan..."

felix walking out to find the two other boys. he sees them sitting on the couch quietly watching some TV. sneaking up behind them, he places the mistletoe in between them. they both look at the plant, then at felix.

"you want us to kiss?" chan questions, with a raised brow.

felix nods his head shyly.

then the oven goes off, hiro springs up from the couch and smiles. "got to check the food, don't want to starve this christmas."

felix's head hits the couch, he gives a thumbs down towards the next room where the six others were. signaling that it was a fail.

why was a little kiss so hard?

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TRY THREE

"okay before dinner I'll allow you guys to open ONE gift." chan says, "only one!!"

they all nod their heads, still trying to figure out how to get the two together. everyone unwraps their gifts while seungmin sits quietly doing nothing.

"why aren't you opening a gift seungmin?" hiro questions, "something wrong

"obviously that flat square thingy is a day-six album signed by all the members. thank you, but I want a different christmas gift."

"what do you want?" chan asks, "don't tell me it's like world domination."

seungmin shakes his head, "can you two fucking kiss already."

chan's eyes widen from his words, "excuse me mister did you just hear yourself?"

"I can repeat. he said 'can you two fucking kiss already' and I second it." hyunjin restates, hiro shakes his head shocked by the children's words.

"okay I can explain. obviously you two are like in love with each other and—" changbin tries to explain, not wanting to get his ass beat.

"oh we know." chan interrupts. "you guys aren't the quietest."

hiro nods, "although it might be the next room with the door closed. your voices and arguing, plus stupid comments it's inevitable that we'll hear you."

"I blame felix." jisung says, felix falls onto his back. mouthing, 'I hate everyone.'

"so..you're gonna kiss or not? because seungmin didn't get his present." minho asks with an awkward smile.

chan rolls his eyes, he leans over to hiro to give him a quick peck on the lips. "I don't know if you've guys noticed, but we're together."

jeongin's jaw drops and a dolphin scream escapes his mouth, "OH MY GOD!"

hiro grabs chan's wrist, pointing to his ring finger. "ever noticed this ring?" he then lifts his own hand to showcase his ring finger. "I have the same one."

hyunjin lets out a screech while seungmin faints. changbin lets out an awkward whistle and minho claps slowly. "a fucking win for the gays."

"then why didn't you tell us before!" felix asks irritated, "oh my god! I feel scammed!"

"aren't we all scammed.." jisung says slowly, "so..when?"

"like a couple months ago?" chan says looking at hiro. "I honestly thought you guys were smarter than this."

"jisung and felix share a brain cell, you really think they're gonna figure it out." minho points out. "but shit! I'm still single how'd you do it!"

"I bought him lunch ."

"he bought me lunch." hiro repeats with a smile.

jeongin calms himself down, "so it's true. the parents are together. oh my god.."

"surprised? happy? merry christmas?" chan then starts to blurt out random words. "guys if you want us to kiss that badly we will literally make out right now, right in front of you all."

"I need lessons so go!" seungmin then revives. jisung looks at him disgusted.

"why would you want lessons?" the squirrel boy questions.

"when I get a man I can't have sloppy ass kisses that's just gross."

"but that's the fun part." as hiro winks, but hyunjin gags at his comments.

"I'm gonna vomit!"

"we all know you had your tongue down changbin's throat. don't get us started." as minho rolls his eyes, felix gasps.

"how dare you!"

"oh come on it was a one time thing!" hyunjin admits, felix screeches while changbin scurries off to another room.

"I WILL MURDER YOU!"

"GOOD LUCK BEING ON THE NAUGHTY LIST!"

"SHIT WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT! SANTA FORGIVE ME!"

jeongin then looks down at his gift, they're earmuffs. he puts them on, the drama starts to erupt. the chaos is loud and irritating. ah, what a day. so he smiles and decides to eat dinner on his own.

meri chrysler erryone  !