SUGAYOONIE
sometimes i forget that i have fans

SUGAYOONIE
i hope i didn't kill you by messaging you

HOBIWOBI
n-no not at all

HOBIWOBI
just catching me off guard and all

HOBIWOBI
this is straight out of wattpad oh my god i'm literally dying rn

SUGAYOONIE
wattpad? what's that?

HOBIWOBI

SUGAYOONIE 
eye-

SUGAYOONIE
the wattpad?

SUGAYOONIE 
i can just search that up 🗿🗿

HOBIWOBI
please don't

HOBIWOBI
you don't know the disastrous things that go on in that app

HOBIWOBI
ahaha ANYGAYS

HOBIWOBI
i still don't know how to act, like i literally have a fan page dedicated to you

HOBIWOBI
like

HOBIWOBI
i'm malfunctioningJSDKHGDFKJLSGH

SUGAYOONIE
is the "jsdkhgdfkjlsgh" really necessary?

SUGAYOONIE
what is that?

SUGAYOONIE
you've done it a lot throughout the course of this conversation

SUGAYOONIE
color me intrigued

HOBIWOBI
yoongi have i ever told you that you have a way with words?

HOBIWOBI
even through txt you're maintaining professional

HOBIWOBI 
wow we have got to stan

HOBIWOBI
like sor, what else can that mouth do?

HOBIWOBI
WAIT NO

HOBIWOBI
IGNORE THAT PLEASE I DIDN'T MEAN THAT

HOBIWOBI
GO LIKE 👨🏻‍🦯👨🏻‍🦯👨🏻‍🦯👨🏻‍🦯👨🏻‍🦯👨🏻‍🦯👨🏻‍🦯👨🏻‍🦯👨🏻‍🦯

HOBIWOBI
YOU DIDN'T SEE SHIT ALRIGHT I DIDN'T SAY THAT

SUGAYOONIE
but you did

SUGAYOONIE
you asked "what else can that mouth do?"

SUGAYOONIE
i can read it with my eyes

HOBIWOBI

HOBIWOBI
do you ever sometimes just duck in toilet?

HOBIWOBI
cuz same

SUGAYOONIE
you changed the subject.

HOBIWOBI
NOT THE PERIOD PLZ THAT'S SCARY 

HOBIWOBI
but

HOBIWOBI
duck

HOBIWOBI
go quack

HOBIWOBI

HOBIWOBI
mentally i am here

SUGAYOONIE
do you not want me to answer the question?

HOBIWOBI
you wouldn't 😳

HOBIWOBI
you aren't like that sor

SUGAYOONIE
like what?

HOBIWOBI
you're b a b i e

HOBIWOBI
look!

HOBIWOBI

HOBIWOBI

HOBIWOBI

SUGAYOONIE
ngl it feels weird having someone send me pictures of myself

HOBIWOBI
KJSDFGHDFLJK IM SORRY I WON'T DO IT AGAIN SORRY

HOBIWOBI
I DON'T WANNA MAKE U UNCOMFORTABLEJGBFJLK

HOBIWOBI
sowy 😔

SUGAYOONIE
hey, it's not your fault, i'm sure you're still in the phase where you're shocked by my presence

SUGAYOONIE
not to sound condescending or anything, i'm just trying to imagine how you would feel if i was in your shoes

SUGAYOONIE
i like your user by the way

SUGAYOONIE
:)

HOBIWOBI
why are you best boi 😔🥺❤️

HOBIWOBI
LEMME PUT YOU IN MY POCKET

SUGAYOONIE
huh

SUGAYOONIE 
jimin says that to me all the time

HOBIWOBI
oh what a coincidence

sugayoonie:
seok used to tell me that too

sugayoonie:
does everyone just have similar talking structures?

HOBIWOBI
probably

HOBIWOBI
it's normal to adopt people's texting skills

HOBIWOBI
and manners

SUGAYOONIE
you're probably right

HOBIWOBI
ofc, i got a lot of my manners from my friends 😌😌

HOBIWOBI 
don't tell them i said that 🧍🏻‍♀️

SUGAYOONIE 
your secret's safe with me don't worry

SUGAYOONIE
from the sounds of it, i feel like jimin and jin will be in good hands

SUGAYOONIE
i'm relieved :)

SUGAYOONIE
i was worried you and your friends would turn out to be some shady people

SUGAYOONIE
but i guess i was wrong

HOBIWOBI
yeah, we're not serial killers, i promise!

HOBIWOBI
did you talk to the others?

SUGAYOONIE
uh namjoon and jungkook?

SUGAYOONIE 
yeah :)

SUGAYOONIE
i'm talking to them separately

SUGAYOONIE
they seem really nice

HOBIWOBI 
they are 😌

HOBIWOBI
jk's kinda weird but eh he rubs off on the rest of us so it's okay

SUGAYOONIE
ah, that reminds me!

SUGAYOONIE
what's your name?

HOBIWOBI
m-my name?

SUGAYOONIE
well yeah

sugayoonie:
i don't see your name in your bio

sugayoonie:
and it's not like your name's hobi

HOBIWOBI

SUGAYOONIE
moved on from the ducks already?

HOBIWOBI

HOBIWOBI 
am i being judged right now?

SUGAYOONIE
i would never judge you !

SUGAYOONIE
especially not a fan

SUGAYOONIE
i was just messing around with you, i promise ❤️

HOBIWOBI
KJGHDFJKLGHDSHJG

HOBIWOBI
DJSKHFGDLAKJGHDFJKLS

HOBIWOBI
MIN YOONGI SENT ME A HEART

HOBIWOBI
THE MIN YOONGI SENT ME A HEART SKJGHDFLJKGHJFGHJLK

SUGAYOONIE
cute

HOBIWOBI
SOR IMA NEED YOU TO STOP RN BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME COMBUST

HOBIWOBI
I WILL EXPLODESKJGHDLFK

HOBIWOBI
MAH HEART CAN'T TAKE IT PLEASE

HOBIWOBI

HOBIWOBI
you're making mah heart go boom boom stop ittttt

SUGAYOONIE 
yeah, i like you

HOBIWOBI
I PASSED YOUR VIBE CHECK PLEASEJKSHDFGKJLF

HOBIWOBI
IM PASSING AWAY

HOBIWOBI

HOBIWOBI

SUGAYOONIE
i love you too of course :)

HOBIWOBI
MY HEART JUST DID SUM RN 😳😳😳😳😳😳🧍🏻‍♀️

SUGAYOONIE
haha

SUGAYOONIE
you never told me your name by the way

HOBIWOBI 
oh!

HOBIWOBI
i'm not too comfortable sharing my name

HOBIWOBI
if that's okay with you

SUGAYOONIE
aw it's fine i understand 100%

SUGAYOONIE
what would you like me to call you?

HOBIWOBI
you're just 😔😔😔❤️

HOBIWOBI
you can call me jay

HOBIWOBI
oh, and i go by he/him !

SUGAYOONIE
okay!

SUGAYOONIE
nice to meet you jay :)

SUGAYOONIE
i'm yoongi and my pronouns are he/him as well

HOBIWOBI
i know silly, i run a fan page for you 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

HOBIWOBI
still, it's very very nice to meet you ahhh

HOBIWOBI
just being in your presence even if in text is surreal

HOBIWOBI
i know the y/n's crying rn

SUGAYOONIE 
the what now?

HOBIWOBI 
🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

HOBIWOBI 
nothing

HOBIWOBI 
ah, as much as i hate having to leave, i have to go do some last min things w/ jk and joon

SUGAYOONIE
just realized you're all j's

SUGAYOONIE 
that's pretty cool :)

HOBIWOBI
the three j's 😼😼

HOBIWOBI
okey i really gotta go now

HOBIWOBI
bye 🥰🥰🥰🥰

SUGAYOONIE
bye :)

Yoongi smiled before putting his phone away, though he couldn't help but think back to the conversations. He pressed his lips together, forcing himself out of his imagination. There was no way, not even with the similarities that this could be someone he used to know. Yoongi couldn't let himself project what he wished for onto others, especially Jay, who seemed like such a harmless fan.

"His texting was very familiar though," Yoongi mumbled to himself, shaking his head once more. "It's probably just my imagination."

Thoughts were interrupted by Jimin's loud yelling. "Yoongi! Help me pack my last minute things please!"

"Coming!" Yoongi hollered, the conversation he just had registering in the back of his mind. However, his curiosity lingered.

Who was Jay?

Most importantly,

Why did he feel the need to hide his identity from Yoongi?

revised a/n: my brain no think again. i wrote a mfa paper, just talking about aphrodite and then talking about random shit to fulfill the minimum word limit. i hate looking at sculptures, istg i only saw the head and was like it's a head. my brain said no ❤️ to analyzing art.

now that i'm finally done restructuring this, i'm going to continue writing my essay. it's an f.

SAY IT WITH ME YOONGI BEST BOI. BECAUSE HE IS. YOONGI BEST BOI!

thanks for reading ❤️