t e a s e r

❝You keep at it and I will, in fact, yeet myself away.❞

❝I wouldn't be surprised considering you left me at the altar two years ago.❞

❝You mother—❞

c a s t

❝You think you know pain? The love of my life left me at the altar two years ago, ridiculing me in front of family, friends, and tens of millions of people around the world.❞ — MIN YOONGI, 28

❝Wait, how the fuck does a fan page act when their idol contacts them? Man, Wattpad could not have prepared me for this shit. ❞ — JUNG HOSEOK, 27

❝And if Namjoon were to choke me with those gorgeous hands of his, then what?❞ — PARK JIMIN, 25

❝Who is Park Jimin and why the fuck does he...simp? Simp? What does that even mean?❞ — KIM NAMJOON, 26

❝Sometimes I feel like I carry the brains of the group. No, I know I do. You all seem to share one brain cell and that brain cell is always horny.❞ — KIM TAEHYUNG, 25

❝You know, I used to question why people would want to eat Tide Pods. And then I touched one. I haven't been the same since.❞ — JEON JUNGKOOK, 24

❝If my job was to keep someone hidden, don't you think I would make sure that the person, you know, stays hidden?  Your common sense is clearly lacking.❞ — KIM SEOKJIN, 28

w a r n i n g s

this story is all over the place, my personality will leech onto the characters, humor, angst, of course, fluff, plenty of aww-worthy moments, ze memes, hopefully, relatable things and you'll want to yeet me. and cry. and scream. so yeah ❤️

and cringy. just like 🚫👄🚫

my characters are not going to be perfect in the slightest. they are designed that way because who da fuck wants perfect characters OSHOSHSFHGDKLJ. anyways, if someone makes a dumb choice, it is not because he/she/they is/are stupid.

the personalities of characters will [mostly] not be what you have experienced in other fanfiction, so whatever personality you think a member will have in this story, you should yeet it off your mind because my characters are not going to be what you are anticipating. we adding spice that way.

ships are present in the story apart from sope. remember, i ult sope but if i could just as easily change the original ending or change everything if i see any repercussions or hatred from anyone when it comes to other ships. in any case, other ships will be introduced, and if you don't like them suck it up and deal with it. don't degrade the ships i have chosen or i will mute you ❤️

placing more lgbtq+ representation in this, let's get it!

n o t e s

i do not own bts nor am i affiliated with them in any way.

characters are made up of personality traits designed by me. personalities wearing the names of bts. none of my characters are an accurate portrayal of how the idols act in real life.

i, in no way shape, or form, am trying to condone the forcing of the ships onto hoseok or yoongi, or any ships used in this book. this is purely fictional.

used to be an original idea of mine back when i did bts x oc. the plot has been modified to fit sope and sope only. 

you'll recognize some people's personalities and humor in here. that is on purpose. some of my characters are directly inspired by some of my friends on watass, of course (and irl). 

this will be a combination of both texting chapters and actual written chapters. yoongi and hoseok will communicate through twitter so there may be multimedia posts used here and there. 

many twitter posts and a shit ton of memes are coming your way. yes, you can steal the memes, i steal them all the time too, don't worry 😌✨ 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

yes, my queens are doing texting au's too and now the holy trinity is complete.

also, there may be hard to read stuff but that's because when i text i become illiterate and i tend to misspell every single little thing KJFHDSGKJLSDF

(and keyboard smash, that's a thing) 

this does not mean it is fully a texting/twitter au. it'll be the best of both worlds.

i'm sorry in advance for everything in this book. like, iM SORRY

was feeling very happy so i yeeted onto here LKSJGHFDJKL EVEN THOUGH IT'S A BAD IDEA BC I HAVE OTHER BOOKS AND NOW THIS DGJKDFLHDFLK

NOT AT HOW ALASKA IS THE LITERAL REASON WHY I'M RELEASING THIS I HATE THIS SM RN LIKENRBSKDHSBAB WE HATE IT HERE

f in chat 😔🖐🏻

if you can't handle my sense of humor,, uh, i'm sorry i'm unfunny leave me alone 😔

currently restructuring because i don't like how the layout is currently and yeah (: