❛ No one calls me that anymore ❜

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Tom Spider-Boi
Blair mabel

Spider-Boi
how's it hanging?

mabel
What did you just ask me?

Spider-Boi
how's... it hanging?

mabel
Was that an intentional or
unintentional spider pun?

Spider-Boi
that depends on if you liked it or not

mabel
... Thomas

Spider-Boi
...
maBEL

mabel
L

iterally no one calls me
that anymore
Not since I was a little kid

Spider-Boi
they should, it's pretty
i'm gonna call you Mabel
that's actually what your contact name is

mabel
Dude

Spider-Boi
ror realz

mabel
Be serious.
My name is Blair

Spider-Boi
that's your middle name
I wanna call you Mabel

mabel

You're trying to flatter me
by saying it's a pretty name

Spider-Boi
maybe...
is it working?

mabel
Maybe, I haven't figured it out yet

Spider-Boi
that's a yes, it is working

mabel
Sure

Spider-boi
😀

mabel
Aren't you supposed to be
rehearsing your lines for our
scene tomorrow?

Spider-Boi
don't change the subject

mabel
thoMAS OMG

Spider-Boi
what? you said I might be flattering
you and then you go and change the subject
to work! a man's gotta know what a man's
gotta know!

mabel
I said sure, it's working. What else do
you want, man?

Spider-Boi
😉

mabel
Why? Just... why?
Answer with words, not emoticons.
Was that supposed to be an implied
innuendo or a meaningless emoji?

Spider-Boi
😉

mabel
You flatter me, okay? I admitted it, geez

Spider-Boi
i'm superior
i flatter you! i win!
that's all I wanted

mabel
I'm going to stop responding now

Spider-Boi
WAIT NO
I'M NOT DONE

BLAIR

MABEL

HELLO

COME BACK

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