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Sebastian Little Merman
Blair Maleficent

Little Merman
Hey what's my name

Maleficent
Sebastian Stan

Little Merman
No omg
My name in ur phone

Maleficent
Oh I knew that
It's Little Merman

Little Merman
I knew u changed it
But I liked the other one

Maleficent
Yeah but in Little Mermaid the lobster thing is
Sebastian
So
You know

Little Merman
I think it's a crab

Maleficent
I sincerely don't care
Besides you made mine a Disney villain

Little Merman
U played a Disney villain so technically...
And wait
U aren't creative enough to come up
with Little Merman on ur own

Maleficent
Please stop texting with ur and u

Little Merman
No bc it bothers u

Maleficent
I hate you

Little Merman
No u don't
And answer my question

Maleficent
It was more of a statement but okay sure
It was on this Instagram I follow

Little Merman
What Instagram

Maleficent
sebastianstanfan

Little Merman
You follow a fan account of me? That's
kind of creepy

Maleficent
A true friend follows their fan accounts
So
And what the hell
You follow an account called blairbutmabelsprouse

Little Merman
You stole my phone again? How many photos
did you take?

Maleficent
638
But I took some of my hands and feet so
there's a good mix

Little Merman
I hate you

Maleficent
No u don't

Little Merman
Shut up
Are u ready? I'm outside ur trailer

Maleficent
Okay one sec I'm coming
YAY CRACKER BARREL

Little Merman
Oh ur so special