Ways to know you've made it on wattpad: death threats over a book you haven't updated in a year; people get angry over your profile picture because "you aren't a boy so your pic shouldn't be one either"; and you can't forget "I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU AREN'T PART OF MY FANDOM ANYMORE!!!" I had a fun day -_-
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In the spirit of that though, ways to know when you're too obsessed with ouat:

- You don't remember freaking out at someone about the show until you look back at old texts and see yourself screeching at them at three in the morning a year ago

- You can name the exact season and episode that any picture is from

- You've spent hours on photoshop making pointless things related to the show (example: the picture I decided I'd make at midnight yesterday that's attached to the chapter)

- Real life has either ceased to exist or it's started to merge with fantasy

- You have a list of theories as to why the blue fairy is shady

- You've been writing fanfics about the show for over a year now

- School comes after Once Upon a Time

- "I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW, MOM, OUAT WAS ONLY ON FIVE HOURS AGO I AM COPING... NO I DO NOT CARE THAT IT'S ONE IN THE MORNING!!!"

- That one time where you zoned out in class and your teacher asked you a question and your answer was your favourite ship

- You used up all the space on your phone with pictures of ouat. (I'm not even kidding. Yesterday, I deleted 340 ouat pictures from my phone because my storage was so full that I could no longer take a picture)

- "OMG SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR THE SHOW OVER YOUR QUIET WHISPERING YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK WHILE THE SHOW IS ON EVEN THOUGH EVERY TREE SECONDS I YELL AT THE TV!!!!"