1. His name is literally Grumpy. Do anything.

(But here are some fun ideas)

2. Throw a mango at him...?

3. Call him dreamy (his name before Grumpy)

4. Tell him you ship him with Henry

5. Ask him how Nova's doing

6. Uhhh... Flick him in the nose

7. Get Hook angry and send him after Grumpy

8. "LEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOYYYYYYY????" Like I said, it isn't hard to do...

9. Ask him why he's always so moody.

10. *fake sympathetic voice* "Are you on your period? Is that why?"

11. Tell him to buy a flashlight (4x02)

12. "Remember that one time Happy tried to murder you with a crossbow?" (4x10)

13. Tell him all he's good for is making people hate him because he won't shut up every time there's a crisis

14. Don't give him his bacon in the morning (3x15)

15. Call him short

16. Take away his pick axe

17. Turn the tables on his and call him sister

18. Dance around him, sprouting positivity

19. "How many names do you even have?" MAKE UP YOU MIND.

20. Literally exist. His name is Grumpy. It's not hard to make him smash your head into a brick wall.