1. Ask them if they'll both die if one gets killed because of their shared heart

2. Call Snowing the boring old couple

3. Call David cranky for being an overprotective father to Emma

4. Say Snowing should get a divorce for a while and that David should date Regina

5. "The fact that their thing is 'I'll always find you' is mildly concerning and creepy..."

6. Criticize Snow for caring more about Neal than Emma

7. Say they're the only traditional couple on the show, therefore they need to mix things up

8. Just keep saying they shouldn't be together, really

9. Say Gosh is better

10. "See, I'd like to know where Katherine even went!"
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For my Captain Swan readers, what fic should I update next? It can be any of my cs fics. I don't know which one.

Thanks for reading!

~Jillchair8e