Realizing that we have to wait 76 days after Sunday for 4x12...

Crying for 76 days after Sunday...

Being emotionally unstable for another three and a half months...

Probably me Monday morning: BACK OFF OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR DAMN THROAT

Probably me EVERY DAY UNTIL MARCH 1st: NONONONONONONONONONONO. NO. NO. NO. NO. MOO. I MEAN NOO.
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Hook: OK so, stop me if I get this wrong. You wanted me to get Emma into the hat--Emma, mother of your grandson who is your last connection to your son--to use her magic for some kind of sketchy plan.

Gold: Right so far.

Hook: Because that didn't work, your new plan is for me to suck up a whole brood of fairies/nuns who, despite your personal vendetta against them, are generally well regarded in the town.

Gold: Yup.

Hook: I'm not usually one to backseat plot, but why not use the hat on the convenient evil ice-witch that's rampaging across town? You'd get the magic you need AND you'd get to look like a hero with the added bonus of not destroying the tiny amount of goodwill you've managed to build up over the past year.

Gold: ...

Gold: ...

Gold: ...

Gold: I'm going back to bed. Don't wake me up.

Hook: But the town is being destroyed.

Gold: Don't wake me up.

Hook: Fine, but for someone who claims to be a villain, your scheming sucks...

Hook: And the fact that you're actually going to sleep while you have my heart proves that you're awful at scheming. I can literally just take my heart, bring it back to the Charmings and get someone to put it back.

Hook: Your dad was a better villain than you are
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Can we just take a moment to appreciate the curse of shattered sight?

Because I'm so glad it happened.

That entire episode, I was just dying of laughter, between the whole Snow vs Regina thing, the Henry vs Killian thing, Snow vs Charming, Kristoff vs Anna, Charming vs Kristoff and Emma vs Regina.

Here's some of my favourite cursed!character quotes from 4x10 because lol!

1. "You think I'm mad now? DON'T WAKE MY BABY!!!!!" - Snow

2. "That's right. Snow White's a murderer. I killed the evil queen's mommy. And I said I was sorry. And I didn't mean it!" - Snow

3. "Shut it, Ice Man!" - Charming

4. "What is that, your pet rock?!?" - Emma

5. "I bathe quite frequently, that you very much," - Killian

6. "Emma used that word, together?" - Killian

7. "I wanted you to see me and Hook together, see the happiness you could never have," - Emma

8. "I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE AMAZING!!!! And... You're unconscious..." - Anna

9. "UUUUUGGGGGHHHHH," - Regina

10. "I WAS TEN!!!!!!" - Snow
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CELEBRATION TIME, BOB'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!

Okay, it's not a secret. You all know I hated Ingrid. I mean, I call her Bob.... But never has a villain ever made me be like:

"Wait, I like you now don't leave!!!!!"

Because in the end, Ingrid was a hero. She is one of the only villains that has paid for their mistakes.

Rumple did, but he came back and was even worse.

Regina never felt sorry for what she did, but she's made an effort to be better.

(While Killian hasn't exactly paid, he feels incredibly sorry and is going through enough crap...)

But basically, Ingrid, I'm giving you until Sunday to come back. If you do, I'll stop calling you Bob. If you don't, then oh well.

PLEASE COME BACK I LIKE YOU NOW!!!!!!!

I know she's not coming back... :'(
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The frozen cast IS NOT allowed to leave.

Just saying.
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For the Captain Swan fans, SOMETHING BIG HAPPENS!

I'm not sure what though. I don't know if they get Killybear's heart back (but if they don't, the writers are dead) I don't know if there's some sort of true love's kiss, if Emma splits her heart in half because Raisin actually does crush it, or if there's a time gap, or WHAT happens, but they're only filming 4x13 and THERE HAVE BEEN LIKE 3 OR 4 KISSES!!!! So, um, yeah. CAPTAIN SWAN!!!!!
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I'm gonna spend Sunday crying... Oh well. Thanks for reading!

~Jillchair8e